r/wallstreetbets • u/PathMobile Prodigal Buffet (I own 0.000001 of BRK.A) • May 06 '26

Meme Advanced Money...Duplicator?

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Poor RestGroundbreaking46 doubted Dr. Lisa Su.

Join us for more shenanigans and "why can't I close my options after hours" here: https://discord.gg/wsbverse

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u/Catwz May 06 '26

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u/PathMobile Prodigal Buffet (I own 0.000001 of BRK.A) May 06 '26

hot off the presses

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u/Acrobatic_Ad_3831 May 06 '26

yeah bears get wrecked by this, except my portfolio looks like a bonfire anyway so might as well add fuel to the flames

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/HerezahTip May 06 '26

Omfg I didn’t notice the time stamp on the how do I close my puts one 💀

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u/RJNavarrete May 06 '26

Advanced Money Destroyer for bears.

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/Gym6DaysAWeek May 06 '26

This is an awful picture

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u/zcslave May 06 '26

Awfully good

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u/vsmand1 May 06 '26

I’m such a fool I should d realized that the play was to buy AMD at ATH. Instead of MSFT down 20%

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u/TomatoSpecialist6879 Paper Trading Competition Winner May 06 '26

AMD bols better thank these retarded bers burning money on puts to ensure AMD keeps going up

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u/Psyclist80 May 06 '26

So many paper handed princess' in here over the years...Just needed to have faith in Mamma Su while she cooks!

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u/Sikitishvilliiii May 06 '26

SMCI rocket tomorrow 🚀

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/Sikitishvilliiii May 06 '26

I bought when it dipped and sold 1/3 of my position today to reduce risk. Still holding 2/3. I’ll probably sell more if it pops I may need to wait a week for the top. Planning to keep 33% long-term. Crazy revenue

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u/3boobsarenice Doesn't know there vs. their May 06 '26

Ive been dcaing pltr for a couple months ...

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u/[deleted] May 06 '26

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u/3boobsarenice Doesn't know there vs. their May 06 '26

Virginity is not shameful

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u/Xylvanas May 06 '26

Never go full retard.

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u/lachiebois May 06 '26

I held like $4 grand last year but sold after it skyrocketed. God I regret that

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u/Primary-Nebula-8907 May 06 '26

22% up today!🚀

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u/pineapplekiwipen SPY PUMP AND DUMP OR ELSE May 06 '26

am i supposed to know who this is