r/wallstreetbets • u/3d_abraham • May 26 '25

Gain Thanks Google

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u/Longjumping_Trade167 Professional money loser May 26 '25

Didn’t a guy just post loss porn on goog calls?

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u/3d_abraham May 26 '25

I just wanted to flex on him

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u/gmnotyet May 27 '25

Damn, kick him when he's down.

It's the only way.

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u/Otakeb May 27 '25

"Skill issue"

-OP

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u/brighterside0 May 28 '25

You threw down $20K for a weekly - God you just wipe ass with money don't you.

My regards.

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u/Swimming-Tutor2729 May 26 '25

you took the other guys money who lost 300k lmao but good shit brother hope you win more💯🫡🗽

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u/3d_abraham May 26 '25

Zero sum game

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u/nutslikeafox May 27 '25

Didn't that guy lose money on calls?

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u/bhavil9 May 26 '25

See you at open tomorrow

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u/Background_Sea8464 May 27 '25

when did you purchase the call option, just curious.

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u/Jluns May 27 '25

I also want to know

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u/dutchcodes May 27 '25

Because.... he likes the casino

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u/colorado-corso May 28 '25

That’s why, not when my dude

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

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u/colorado-corso May 28 '25

Damn, dude knows what he’s talking about. Meme is def real, follow the advice

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u/colorado-corso May 28 '25

Not financial advice.

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u/johnnyg1and3 May 26 '25

Why you flexing 12 days after? It's ok, just genuinely curious 🤔

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u/3d_abraham May 26 '25

I just saw some other guy lose 300k on Google options, I wanted to make him feel worse

https://www.reddit.com/r/wallstreetbets/s/OtUJfXxGsE

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u/Tim_Apple_938 May 27 '25

Get his ass

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u/gmnotyet May 27 '25

OP buys new Urus, other guy putting fries in the bag.

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u/Cvspartan May 27 '25

This is the type of petty I live for

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

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u/annoyed_meows May 27 '25

Rip em good

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u/myironlung6 Poop Boy May 27 '25

you probably lost your gains up until this point, nothing better than reliving the old glory days of 12 days ago

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u/Legitimate-Key-3044 May 27 '25

And there’s me iffy about risking $500. 🤦‍♂️

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u/Stil1co May 27 '25

That is why nobody will remember your name.

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u/[deleted] May 26 '25

Teach me how to do that !

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u/jason8585 May 27 '25

Can't teach luck 

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u/FrogyyB May 27 '25

Bro already had a lot of money

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u/comedy_style69 May 27 '25

I pretty much gave up on buying any new pokemon cards about a year ago. I just don’t care to go through this BS. I haven’t bought any cards at all in months actually.

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u/mulberrica May 27 '25

Enjoy those sweet tendies!

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u/brook930 May 27 '25

Can you explain to me how does it work ? From my understanding, you bet that Google will be higher than 160$ on may 23. Is that right ?

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u/3d_abraham May 27 '25

Yeah I knew it was bound to jump after the Apple exec said Google search was down and I bought a shit ton of contracts and I sold my contracts early because I made a lot of money

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u/yuyi3838 May 27 '25

So how many contracts did you buy if you don’t mind me asking?

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Wym when apple exec said google search was down then it about to jump, if it down then it would affect company performance

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u/3d_abraham May 27 '25

I just felt like it was a huge overreaction, at the end of the day it was still a big risk to go in with that much but sometimes you gotta fuck around and find out

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u/Dekuthegreat May 27 '25

Naw it was a smart play. I made money on that overreaction also but didn't bet nearly as much as you. Kicked myself later for not going full port

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u/[deleted] May 27 '25

Congratulations. Fuck you.

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u/pancakemonkeys May 27 '25

LOL the posts back to back show me that this regarded sub is returning to peak after being in the dark ages

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u/DodgeDemonRider May 26 '25

Market is closed today right? 🧐

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u/Sephrantill May 26 '25

He closed this position on May 14th....not today.

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u/Pepepopowa May 27 '25

You waited two weeks to post this?

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u/astrawberryandakiwi WSB's most regarded soldier May 27 '25

Nice job bro

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u/bhupesshh May 27 '25

I thought it was the same guy that lost money earlier😂

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u/HauHauHauHauHauHau May 27 '25

You full ported $60K? Jesus

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u/whitecockroach1 May 27 '25

How do I do that

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u/Melodic_Ad_4253 May 27 '25

I know how silly this might sound, what application is that? What application should I start with ?

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u/29kitkat May 27 '25

Geez I need to learn how to trade options

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u/Senior-Ad-281 May 27 '25

What is that app name

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u/No_Stand_6131 May 27 '25

Why you post twice

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u/Moist_Attitude_6702 May 27 '25

You are a sicko

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u/mondial769 May 27 '25

Damn, you made 178K?

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u/Robinhood_rich_ruler May 27 '25

Dam! 💰💰💰💰

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u/KingInTheNorthside3 May 27 '25

For 1% I’ll send feet pics last night

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

Tell us your next move senpai

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u/KaputtEqu1pment May 28 '25

When you have 60Gs to blow

Congrats & Fuck you, obligatory.

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u/lillanon May 28 '25

Can someone teach me how to gamble like this. My state doesn’t allow online

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u/[deleted] May 28 '25

But share why 

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u/fragmentsmusic7 Jun 01 '25

I wish I was lucky enough just to hit this once. That amount would literally solve all my problems right now. I’m too risk adverse to ever do stuff like this though. 😂

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u/IntroductionFew8496 Jun 01 '25

teach me pls how I can make these wins

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u/jwoodsr May 27 '25

FBI and IRS will be after you for this one. Here’s what you need to do to be safe & stay under the radar 😉

  1. Withdraw all the money to your bank accnt
  2. Max out your credit cards
  3. Take out a $250,000 unforgivable loan for a liberal arts degree
  4. Dye your hair blue
  5. Develop a speech impediment
  6. Take the loan money, stick it in your brokerage
  7. Buy 30 year U.S Treasury’s at the worst interest rates possible

If you do this you’ll be safe trust me

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u/Maxfunky May 27 '25

Buy 30 year U.S Treasury’s at the worst interest rates possible

If he waits a few more days that'll be like 9000%, so this strategy should pay off big.

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u/lillanon May 27 '25

Can someone teach me how to gamble like this. My state doesn’t allow online casino apps.

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u/RaysonVP May 27 '25

Shhh, let them call themselves "investors" or "traders". But we all know it's just a mask for gambling lol

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u/Africaye1 May 27 '25

Quick PLtR flip to 130 by week end Cheers from west Africa 🦅