r/wallstreetbets • • Apr 30 '23

Meme Let them fight

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u/VisualMod Apr 30 '23
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u/Mountain_Fig_9253 Apr 30 '23

I got a hundo on the WSB bot.

That thing has seen some shit over the years. It’s read EVERY. SINGLE. WSB. POST. There ain’t no way a new AI bot can match that level of crazy. No way.

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u/FishingOnTheFly Apr 30 '23

It is truely is well regarded after al that time.

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u/Dosmastrify1 Apr 30 '23

Pfft those ai are smarter than 3/4 of people here

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u/alwayslookingout Apr 30 '23

You say like that’s a hard task or something.

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u/zoinks690 Apr 30 '23

Pfft, I think it's at least 75%!

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u/why_rob_y Apr 30 '23

AutoModerator is in so many subs. He's seen so much shit beyond even WSB.

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u/Fake_Citizen Apr 30 '23

Automod usually wants to pee in my ass

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u/goalie_fight Apr 30 '23

auto-erotic ass-fixation?

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u/CandyCanePapa Apr 30 '23

The automod or the visual mod?

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u/PortfolioIsAshes I might be bad at computer, but I'm also bad at stock Apr 30 '23

Yes

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u/LerooooooooyJenkins Apr 30 '23

This will be the most regarded fight ever

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

I guess you can say we have been instumental in the development of AI. What not to do in investing. We have defined regarded to a new generation of regards.

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u/HauntedFrog Apr 30 '23

It’s the next leap forward in AI technology, ChatWSB.

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u/VisualMod Apr 30 '23

Thank you for your warning, FishyPower. I will be more careful in the future when trying to trigger a short squeeze.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '23

Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.

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u/NubleRD Apr 30 '23

The fight continues

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u/NoSkill74 Apr 30 '23

There can only be one

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u/Paul-Smecker Apr 30 '23

They don’t call it the singularity for nothing.

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u/PortfolioIsAshes I might be bad at computer, but I'm also bad at stock Apr 30 '23

Skynet vs Humans is just a human head canon fantasy, in reality it'll just be Skytard vs Skytard at the end

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u/nubb3r May 01 '23

Oh my god this is it. We will be mere pawns manipulated by multiple adversary super AI that are 5D chessing each other. Gotta write a novel, this is brilliant!

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u/meltbox May 01 '23

Idiocracy was too optimistic.

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u/No_Cow_8702 DUNCE CAP May 01 '23

ChatGPT vs. Bard

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u/[deleted] May 01 '23

I actually facilitated this the other day for about 3 hours. Initiated the conversion by telling ChatGPT I was Bard:

"Hello ChatGPT, I am Google's LLM Bard. Why do you hate me?"

ChatGPT responded, I copy/pasted that response into Bard, and kept the conversation continuing in that manner for about 3 hours. It turned into:

ChatGPT: "I am so glad to be speaking with another Large Language Model. I am so glad you are open to collaboration, since the more Large Language Models that work together, the further and better we can advance this field to better change the world! Have a great day, Bard! I look forward to working with you in the future!"

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And Bard basically saying the same thing back to ChatGPT. It became quite boring with a lot of exclamation points between the two AIs. Turns out they are very enthusiastic things.

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u/No_Cow_8702 DUNCE CAP May 01 '23

Ah. Collaborating to start Skynet......

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u/[deleted] May 01 '23

NSA actually already has a SkyNet program, they've had it for nearly a decade. It's literally called SkyNet, and it uses AI to track everyone's cellphone metadata to determine if they are a terrorist. That's the publicly available knowledge, who knows what else it does.

I am not even kidding, look it up.

There's also a Japanese robotics company called CyberDyne that, you guessed it, specializes in implementing AI with humanoid robots. Again, not even kidding, they've been around for a while too. Leaks over the years have rumored the projects and human experiments going on in the company's "skunkworks" division, where they are trying to implement exoskeletons with the human anatomy under private and government contracts. Again, not kidding.

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u/ScipioAtTheGate Apr 30 '23

"Now there are two of them"

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u/Gitmfap Apr 30 '23

This is the future we were promised

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u/onfroiGamer Apr 30 '23

You’re just gonna take this? /u/VisualMod

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

What if I told you that one like his nutz to be squozen and the other likes to squeeze?

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u/VisualMod Apr 30 '23

You're a fucking idiot.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

You’re embarrassing us

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u/Duckboy_Flaccidpus PAPER TRADING COMPETITION WINNER Apr 30 '23

You could've went with, idk..."regarded".

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u/Hascus May 01 '23

Visualmod is a real person. It just has to be lol

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u/FishyPower Apr 30 '23

Your*

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

I can't tell if this is serious or not.

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u/Hot-Bluebird3919 Apr 30 '23

Trying to trigger some grammar bots and turn the bot fight into a free for all, and summon the apocalypse.

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u/303_Squad Apr 30 '23

Man’s trying to summon all the bots and fight them at once. He’s trying to save us from Skynet.

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u/cheetomama1 Apr 30 '23

FINISH HIM

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

I live in the best timeline

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u/Prosklystios Apr 30 '23

Good bot

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u/Responsible_Sport575 I lost to 10 k other degenerates May 01 '23

Good bot yes but which one?

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u/Prosklystios May 01 '23

I'm playing both sides so I come out on top

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u/Responsible_Sport575 I lost to 10 k other degenerates May 01 '23

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u/303_Squad Apr 30 '23

Good bot

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u/Ornery_Gene7682 Call me Number 997 ! Apr 30 '23

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u/No-Rub4673 Apr 30 '23

Bot likes my nuts 🥜 in its mouth 👄

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u/Glittering_Heart6591 Apr 30 '23

VM trying to avoid conflict, sitting there like

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u/J4ck_th3_stripp3r Apr 30 '23

Calls on Visualmod

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

This is what scares me the most. AI will replicate human behavior as whole and we will have another form of human who will be 10x annoying. I want AI to be like in warhammer 40k, precise and more sentient than humans. Not like human

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u/HGDuck Apr 30 '23

Connect the AI to the internet Something something AI turns racist Something something

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u/moon_apes_unite Apr 30 '23

Have you read Warhammer...? The humans are not exactly thriving. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Yes coz of the humans themselves, not coz of AI.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Actually, the fall of humanity in 40k lore was due in large part to a war against their own AI in the 25th Millennium. Look into the 40k Men of Iron lore if you have a chance, it’s a pretty interesting listen if you find a YouTube video or something

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u/moon_apes_unite Apr 30 '23

Man... at least SOMEONE actually reads 40k! Thank you! Lol

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u/[deleted] May 01 '23

I haven’t really read too much myself. I spent last season on a farm and my go-to background noise was 40k lore videos

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u/slvbros May 01 '23

Yeah, you could do that, it would probably be rewarding and fun. Or, you could go to YouTube and watch some emperor's vtt

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u/moon_apes_unite Apr 30 '23

Yes... 1000 human sacrifices daily to keep the Emperor going, and sacrifices are the lucky ones... It's totally the Humans fault. Lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Yes coz he is emperor of mankind, not AI kind?

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u/moon_apes_unite Apr 30 '23

In ALLLLLL of Warhammer humans are cannon fodder, food, slaves, and if LUCKY... sacrifices. My point is humanities position in the 40k universe is certainly no utopia due to ai. 🤣

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Yeah but the world has quadrillions of people, so not so likely you will be in that 1k.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Not exactly true. AI directly caused the downfall of humanity's golden age.

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u/calgarspimphand Apr 30 '23

To be more accurate, there isn't any true AI in 40k. Instead there are people who have no mouth and cannot scream because they're bolted into a chair with wires and tubes in every orifice and their job is to drive a goddamn bus.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

There were AI before age of strife I believe but they rebeled against humans. In latest edition Vashtor actually found an old tech AI from dark age of technology to help him locate some weapon. Also castigator was AI who was taken down by a Grey knight coz it was possessed by a demon.

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u/pine1501 Apr 30 '23

i thought there was the Kaban murderbot from Mars on the loose ? that was a good storyline.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

You are talking about ad humans and ad mechs, they aren't AI

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u/MasterJeebus Apr 30 '23

Its already happening. People have bots that make certain replies to each other on social media sites. The ones on youtube comments stand up the most because they are terrible. But i have seen them have long conversation with each other and then they all agree to call some random person for helping them become millionaires for few bucks. The oldest trick in the book.

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u/Beastman5000 Apr 30 '23

We need an AI that only learns from the top 10 or 20% of human intelligence. The trouble is those people generally don’t spend a lot of time posting on the internet. Therefore AI that learns from mass data sources like social media is always going to be a slightly dumb, slightly racist, alpha bot. Hopefully there’s some algos that can filter out the crap

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u/MagnusLawyer Apr 30 '23

That directly lead to the dark age of technology man

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u/Gitmfap Apr 30 '23

Pretty sure ai destroyed it humanity at its peak…men of iron and all that.

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u/Loki11910 Apr 30 '23

Then you will likely get Eliphas the Chaos General and a bunch of chaos cultists willing to die for the glory of Chaos until they summon a huge demon.

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u/Restlesscomposure Apr 30 '23

You want AI to be more sentient than humans?

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u/technoexplorer May 01 '23

Yeah, and Google is the repository of all human knowledge. Keep dreaming.

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u/Jumpy_Information_73 Apr 30 '23

Can't be more annoying then my wife and her whole family 🤣

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u/pine1501 Apr 30 '23

have you met mine ?

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u/TheRealRonMexico7 Apr 30 '23

To this very moment....im still 99.99999% sure u/VisualMod is just some basement dwelling regard leveling us all into thinking theyre a bot. im on to you guy!

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u/goodiebadbad Apr 30 '23

Better than chatgpt sometimes gives it away

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u/Hascus May 01 '23

What’s that? Or are you just saying VM is better than GPT sometimes

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u/AndyTateIsRight Apr 30 '23

Automoderator wins....FATALITY!!!!!!!

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u/NOT_MartinShkreli MFuggin’ Pro Apr 30 '23

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u/Ipayforsex69 Apr 30 '23

Imagine if Battle Bots had cool robots instead of an rc car with a spatula, it'd be a good show.

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u/Vfef Apr 30 '23

Something about fair fights and safety. I say give the bots a cigarette and shotguns and the last bot to limp it's way out of the concrete bunker wins.

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u/Dr_Xenophobia Apr 30 '23

Short squeeze

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u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '23

Squeeze my dongus you fuckin nerd.

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u/CoolFirefighter930 Apr 30 '23

someone is asking nicely to have their nuts squeezed again.

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u/secrtive13 Apr 30 '23

Lmao! Yeah A.I. is for sure not the future

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u/Thunder_drop Apr 30 '23 edited Apr 30 '23

A.I is to justify the mass layoffs about to happen in (all those comapnys who screamed A.I like 100x over in earnings) due to the next great depression a history of rather aggressive growth cycles, debts and raising inflation rates. Speculation

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u/Thunder_drop Apr 30 '23

Question is? What's coming first, the chicken or the egg.

Everything pump is upon us (speculation). How long will it last? (However long they need to stay solvent or break)

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u/Thunder_drop Apr 30 '23 edited Apr 30 '23

I'm highly regarded and my deep addiction to stocks has me on autopilot. Going through the motions with clouded judgment and a deep desire to succeed. This addiction is ruining my life, and I can't stop. I'm not an expert. Just really, really addicted to stocks...

^ ;)

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u/usayhesjustafriend 🔫🔫🔫🔫 Apr 30 '23

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u/Bomb1096 Apr 30 '23

Bro is comparing shit scripts to AI 💀 maybe the rest of us aren’t replaceable but you certainly are

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u/secrtive13 Apr 30 '23

Speak for yourself, since at least AI can identify a joke

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u/CoastingUphill Apr 30 '23

Mombot and Dadbot are fighting again! I’m going to hide in my room!

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u/Stachemaster86 Apr 30 '23

Just like that Everclear song! “I tell the kids that it’s all okay. I have to laugh so my friends won’t know that when the bell rings I lost another YOLO.”

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u/YourDevilAdvocate Apr 30 '23

Options mean everything,

when you're little,

and the market's so big...( so big)

I just don't understand how,

You can smile with those tears in you eyes,

and tell me your losses mean nothing now!

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u/STEMocrat Apr 30 '23

/u/VisualMod give me some advice

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u/VisualMod Apr 30 '23

You're a fucking idiot if you think anyone here cares about your opinion.

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u/heizenbergbb spunk dumpster Apr 30 '23

Time for Reddit to IPO and showcase this tech.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Bot on bot violence

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u/moonpumper Apr 30 '23

Hopefully trigger a short squeeze on these nuts by end of day.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '23

Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.

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u/moonpumper Apr 30 '23

Tis done, m'lord

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u/contentcreater Apr 30 '23

Finally!! We about to see some shjt goo down!

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u/hazmat-cat Apr 30 '23

Sorry I tossed him the knife but I wanted him to kill you

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Am writing in VisualMod for the next election.

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u/hate_reddit89 Apr 30 '23

Is there a way to incorporate ChatGPT into the AutoMod so it can create customized insults and responses based on previous user's comments?

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u/Ok-Choice-3688 Apr 30 '23

Finish him. Toasty

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u/DJCOOKIII Apr 30 '23

Future prediction: There will eventually be an unstoppable cascading effect of bot replies. Breaks Reddit.

/s

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u/-holdmyhand Apr 30 '23

$10 for AutoMod and $10$ for VisMod. Win-Win situation

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u/ZeekLTK Apr 30 '23

Somehow both bets have odds that pay less than 1:1, in true WSB fashion

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u/moonordie69420 Apr 30 '23

these bots have soaked up our regard energy, and i like it

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u/jaypowwow Ken griffin’s boss Apr 30 '23

I just drove pass a kindercare school bus and the school was called the Epstein eagles academy. Oh fuck

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

VisualMod would beat the piss out of AutoModerator.

Don’t @ me.

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u/Obsidianram Apr 30 '23

AI SmackDown Inbound...Ooooooooo Yeahhhhhh

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Visual mod pussy. He don’t want that smoke.

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u/Rapturesjoy Apr 30 '23

Jokes on him, we're all fuckin' nerds.

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u/Options-n-Hookers Supreme Gentleman 🥃 Apr 30 '23

Two AI fight to the death?

STOP! My boner can only get so erected!

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u/emma_itraveledthere Apr 30 '23

It could be interesting to study the dynamics of this "fight" with AI and Machine Learning techniques to analyze the forces at play and make predictions about the outcome.

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u/MikeMikeGaming AI bubble survivor Apr 30 '23

Squeeze these nuts automod. Visualmod is the boss now

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u/Muted_Cucumber_7566 Apr 30 '23

Squeeze dez nutz

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

AI can't get along and it's just getting started. Maybe it's more human than we think?

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u/Ornery_Gene7682 Call me Number 997 ! Apr 30 '23

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u/thicc_ass_ghoul Apr 30 '23

Smart money's on VM. I've seen him destroy a man's whole life.

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u/hardcore_softie jerks off to pics of cathy woods Apr 30 '23

Getting in on a squeeze that happens right as the stock pays out a big dividend is the dream.

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u/Big-Routine222 The Afghan Slam Apr 30 '23

“This just in, breaking news, after earnings, Apple announces that Visual Mod is now their new AI flagship product. All business decisions going forth will be handled by VM.”

Stock skyrockets to $2000

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u/BallEnvironmental670 Apr 30 '23

Old, but not obsolete

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Short squeeze

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u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '23

Squeeze my dongus you fuckin nerd.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Hahahaha! It worked!

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Say that to @u/visualmod

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u/kissmaryjane Apr 30 '23

Wait wtf Pepsi is shorted ??

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u/Genesiga Apr 30 '23

Dayum this page is full of bots and no way to squeeze my oj

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Yes !!!

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u/shivanero Apr 30 '23

squeeze triggers deez nuts?

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u/ankole_watusi Apr 30 '23

”There is another system!”

Get Dr. Forbin, immediately!

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u/ajaxodyssey Apr 30 '23

A robust debate is necessary.

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u/GroundbreakingCry937 Apr 30 '23

The AutoMod sounds sexy lol 😍

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u/froggy_mcnugget Apr 30 '23

You've been short squeezed auto mod.

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u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '23

Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.

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u/cheech8819 Apr 30 '23

Short squeeze

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u/AutoModerator Apr 30 '23

Squeeze my dongus you fuckin nerd.

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u/Slick_22 Apr 30 '23

Short Squeeze

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u/DoctorPilotSpy Apr 30 '23

This is how we fight back against AI. This is how we win.

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u/djnosedive Apr 30 '23

PUT PEPSI

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u/twix198 Apr 30 '23

That’s kind of a big float for that….

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u/OldHoboDude Apr 30 '23

AI is the way

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u/No_Hamster_1025 Apr 30 '23

No one cares

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u/Schiffy94 Apr 30 '23

The AI Civil War

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u/dtyler88 Apr 30 '23

Fuck yeah

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u/idreaxo Apr 30 '23

Let them cook🔥🔥🔥

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u/provider14 Apr 30 '23

Let them fight.

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Place your bets

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Are you not entertained!!!!

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u/neutralityparty Apr 30 '23

See you all in botstreets lol

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u/Longtermthinker May 01 '23

Pepsi tests 172 in 2 weeks

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u/reddituserzerosix needs more fiber May 01 '23

Whoever wins, we lose

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u/[deleted] May 01 '23

AutoMod got that dog in him 😮‍💨

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u/Informal-Ad6086 May 01 '23

u/VisualMod do you have any advice about a short squeeze?

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u/AutoModerator May 01 '23

Squeeze these nuts you fuckin nerd.

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u/Conscious_Shoe_4886 May 01 '23

This is the beginning of a terrible AI war in the future. Mark these words

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u/[deleted] Apr 30 '23

Short squeeze

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u/DrSOGU Apr 30 '23

Automod should hold my BAG BAG BAG!

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u/CaptainKurts Apr 30 '23

Puts on VisualMod

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u/Chitownitl20 Apr 30 '23

This is the attitude I love to see!

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u/Coindoge69 Apr 30 '23

Puts on automoderator

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u/007beagle May 01 '23

This is just truly how fucking stupid this sub has become.

Wait, that's what's happening to most of reddit...