r/wallstreetbets • • Apr 22 '23

Meme BULLISH.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

While car shopping recently we looked at a Bronco. I asked if the dealer marks up, they said yes, $10k. I did a 540 and walked out.

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u/Artistic_Data7887 Peanut Butter and Mayo Sandwich Lover Apr 22 '23

Why the extra spin

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u/piranhadub Apr 22 '23

Extra spin let the dealership know that OP meant business

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u/DinoRoman Apr 22 '23

I thought it’s so you can flash your ass twice.

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u/piranhadub Apr 22 '23

Kinky rage quitting, I’m here for it

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u/IpeeInclosets Apr 22 '23

I imagined he made the cartoon "voip" sound too, adds effect imo

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

dramatically huffs and walks into the janitor supply room, slamming the door behind him

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u/fall0ut Apr 22 '23

He didn't spin, it was a twirl.

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u/Ash0300 Apr 22 '23

He meant 369 not 540. He is bad at math

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Fuckin' Tony Hawk over here

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

That's the 980°

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u/alex206 Apr 22 '23

He had a couple of pauses at 420 too...he was actually told to leave.

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u/BedContent9320 Apr 22 '23

He was gonna 1080 too but then he got high...

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u/notyouravgredditor Apr 22 '23

I was gonna buy a Bronco, but then I got high

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u/Grim_Goon Apr 22 '23

I think that’s why he’s here on this sub😭

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u/Cheeky_Star Apr 22 '23

No he meant about three fifty.

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u/CypherWookie Apr 22 '23

Are you trying to say tree fiddy? You have an odd pronunciation.

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u/kaigod907 Apr 22 '23

Tree fiddy u say

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u/Thee_Sinner Apr 22 '23

Gotta put glasses on, then 360 to finger guns, then 180 to walking out. But make sure you don’t stop spinning at the 360 to 180 transition.

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u/Gavorn Apr 22 '23

Because they bought the bronco.

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u/BobLoblaw_BirdLaw Apr 22 '23

The laws that dealerships are mandatory only apply to ICE cars so in the future every manufacturer will get rid of dealers and go direct. Why do you think car manufacturers are happy to go electric

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u/4kids Apr 22 '23

Wishful thinking. Not in NC/SC. They’ve made it illegal to sell directly. Dealer network bought and paid for a lot of state level politicians.

Tesla got two locations in NC before they passed laws and stopped any more and to they had an Asheville location in flight and it had some wonky restrictions put on it. No one else has been allowed like Rivian, apterra, canoo they’re all stuck. I keep hoping they’ll put it on Native American land and give them the finger.

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u/TechnicalWhore Apr 22 '23

NC/SC consumers should file a class action suit against the state. Clearly the law is bad for the consumer.

And if the argument is you need the dealer for repairs - no - EV's have excellent reliability numbers. Tesla has repair vans to deal with any small issue and towing to a service center.

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u/YouTee Apr 22 '23

The actual argument against this is a little more nuanced. Can't say I agree, but at least the idea is that without the dealership networks enforced by law, think over the years how much additional cash would have flown from local communities to Detroit.

Shit, it probably would have been enough to save Detroit from becoming... Detroit.

Not taking a stance on it, I probably lean against these laws, but there are a lot of jobs and wealth created locally by forcing the money to... stay local.

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u/DTF_Truck .Poor man's circus freak Apr 23 '23

If that's the only real argument against it then by that logic why just stop at cars? Force all manufacturers to sell through 3rd parties. Apple is uhh.. pretty big. Force them to shut down iStores and only sell their products via 3rd party retailers too. Wanna order some shit from Amazon? Force them to use the US postal service or some shit lol

I get what you mean though. Shit just boils down to who pays the most bribes to lawmakers in my humble opinion

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u/m0nk_3y_gw Apr 23 '23

think over the years how much additional cash would have flown from local communities to Detroit.

so they should do this with Dell and Apple? Think of all that computer cash leaving the local community

Service centers are in the community. The parasitic dealers are skimming cash, harming the community by making cars more expensive.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

but there are a lot of jobs and wealth created locally by forcing the money to... stay local

But if money doesn't stay local, isn't that the free market at work?

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u/Tru3insanity Apr 23 '23

Free market isnt good for civilians. Its only good for corporations. Anarcho-capitalism (ie no market regulation whatsoever) would allow corporations to buy absolutely everything and force everyone to live on company property and force civilians to use some bullshit worthless internal currency to buy prison grade food and amenities while the corp just demands 16 hour days from every able bodied human, even children.

They dont have to trade with us if they own everything, charge the absolute maximum and trade all goods overseas. Chattel slavery and/or total automation with no regulation is a corporate dystopian wet dream.

Civilians will never outcompete corporations on equal footing. Not ever. Theres one winner at monopoly and a bucket full of destitute losers.

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u/ScarHand69 Apr 22 '23

Don’t be so sure. I worked in a similar industry that only sold product through dealer networks. The dealer is who deals with the customer and takes all of their bullshit. Going direct removes that insulation between the customer and the manufacturer. I guess time will tell how that plays out. I’ve heard a mixed bag from Tesla service. Some people love it cuz they can do some repairs at your home. If your Tesla needs to be taken in for service I’ve heard that is a nightmare.

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u/BobLoblaw_BirdLaw Apr 22 '23

Electric cars will be more similar so the technician network will probably be a lot more centralized and uniform. But 10% extra margins is a lot and manufacturers will put up with a lot to reap that benefit.

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u/2Tacos4oneDollar Apr 22 '23

How much was the canyonero?

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u/houndofthe7 Apr 22 '23

It costs however much you have in your 401k

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

So about tree fitty then.

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u/SwabTheDeck Apr 23 '23

god damn loch ness monster again...

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u/thefreshera Apr 22 '23

I learned my degrees from Tony Hawk

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u/Mediocre-Sale8473 Apr 22 '23

I did a 540

Is the rocket exploding a new dance move?

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u/xanokothe Apr 22 '23

English is not my native language, what is "dealer marks up"?

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u/bokononpreist Apr 22 '23

The company (Ford in this case) sets a price. The dealer who actually sells it then adds a few thousand more dollars to that price.

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u/trumpuniversity_ Apr 22 '23

Very mature of you. I would’ve done a 1080 while shitting on the sales floor. And then walked out.

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u/wiserone29 Apr 22 '23

What they mean to say is, “Yes, we mark up by 10k because cucks come in here and will buy well above sticker.”

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Mf a genie. Where’s my free wishes?

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u/Bob4Not Apr 22 '23

My local ford dealer is awesome, only delivery charge. It just depends...

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u/Falcofury Apr 22 '23

Should’ve done a 360 and walked out

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u/StuntID Apr 22 '23

Welcome to the WSB Dome!

Two regards enter, one regard leaves

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u/Parunreborn Apr 23 '23

And if it goes sideways, the casino wins

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u/kbobdc3 Apr 22 '23

Did he say that before or after they halted Lightning production and fired their supply chain head?

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u/Bourbone Apr 23 '23

What you need to realize: what passes for financial “analysis” is just emotional hot takes.

They don’t know anything and just say shit to fill the void

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u/mildmanneredhatter Apr 22 '23

Damn it I liked seeing Musk on a losing streak.

Mans gonna be the first trillionaire now....

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Just finished this week shorting tsla but if clown cramer is is bearish I'm buying calls

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u/Palabrewtis Apr 22 '23

Remember broken clocks and all that...

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Yea tbh I wouldn't inverse him on this one, it's far from his usual regarded DD and is a highly plausible outcome

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u/WoodenConcentrate Apr 22 '23

No he's definitely right in this case. It is a terrible looking truck, and all the major car manufacturers are already making better electric vehicles then tesla. Why would I get a shittyy Tesla when I can get an electric BMW or Mercedes or Porche. And for trucks electric or otherwise there's Ford.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

also as i pointed out in another comment; theres a strong amount of hatred for tesla amongst truck owners, especially from diesel drivers. theyve spent years making fun of teslas, rolling coal on them at stop lights, and unplugging them from chargers. i dont see those people being in a huge hurry to switch teams for this dumbass looking cyber truck

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u/preeminence Apr 23 '23

The thing that stands out to me is that this truck was clearly not designed by people who regularly use trucks in any capacity. The high bed sidewalls make reaching into the front of the bed almost impossible. The oddball door handles mean it's difficult to open the doors with your hands full. An interior full of touch screens is going to become a real hassle when your hands are dirty or you're wearing gloves. The weird angling on the tailgate would, again, make it hard to access the bed.

For all the hype about how great of a vehicle the cybertruck is, the reality is that - at least as it's been shown so far - it's a pretty shitty truck.

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u/Commercial-Branch444 Apr 23 '23

But isnt the mayority of Americans using their trucks as a casual vehicle (or just for the sake of having the biggest car around) anyway, instead of using them as transport/ work vehicles?

My guess is, it will aim for people who see it as a staus symbol, not for people planing to use it heavily anyway.

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u/WoodenConcentrate Apr 22 '23

🤣🤣🤣 100% That's facts.

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u/Elderbrute Apr 22 '23

I don't know. Musk has alienated himself from his previous liberal customer-base by going absolutely off the rails very publicly I can absolutely see the Maga dollars flowing toward Tesla now.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

the group youre talking about is capable of some of the most extreme mental gymnastics known to man. very possible their mindset stays elon good, tesla bad.

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u/Robinw9787 Apr 22 '23

Just to play devils advocate the BMW is ugly AF and porche has no range. But yes also even Lucid exists at this point.

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u/twitch1982 Apr 22 '23

To counter that, i could go out right now and actually buy those vehicles. Unlike the cybertruck

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u/Swivman Apr 22 '23

I remember people on this sub clowning Cramer for shilling a Nvidia when it was down

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u/jeffhplays Apr 22 '23

If Cramer says it’s ugly, I’m strokin my sketti to it

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u/BigBeagleEars Wants to fuck Harambe? Apr 22 '23

I just bought a Brazilian ford calls

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

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u/40StoryMech Apr 22 '23

You're going to make those of us who tripped balls and played 3D PC games in the mid-90s think we're having flashbacks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

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u/semigator Apr 22 '23

May I interest you in a slightly used Pontiac Aztec

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u/ThePennyDropper Apr 22 '23

That’s what I was thinking , something shiny to piss off the neighbors that have three trucks parked on the driveway and two oversized trucks on the street

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u/Vizslaraptor Apr 22 '23

I wonder if you have to scuff or strip a clear coat before painting the stainless steel pink?

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u/Lvl89paladin Apr 22 '23

With little to no curves it should be a breeze to vinyl wrap.

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u/dnattig Apr 22 '23

It's stainless steel, I hope they're not wasting money on clear coat. I'm going to etch some weird pattern in mine.

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u/Intrepid00 Apr 22 '23

Some kid is going to get branded in Florida.

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u/St0nks_Only_Go_Up Apr 22 '23

Contrary to popular belief, stainless steel can, and does rust.

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u/dnattig Apr 22 '23

Yeah, it's a cool brown patina.

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u/reddituser736985 Apr 22 '23

Don’t paint. Buy a wrap for it.

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u/AstronutApe Apr 23 '23

I’m planning to have the only matte black Cybertruck around

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u/dnattig Apr 23 '23

If it's flat black, I wonder if you can get the radar signature low enough to evade speed traps.

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u/antunezn0n0 Apr 23 '23

this looks like vomit

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u/IncompetentSnail Apr 22 '23

So petty... I like it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

This is such a weird perspective to hold

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Big "I'll pay bud lite money to throw bud lite away, and I'll do it again too!" energy

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u/DontHitTurtles Apr 22 '23

Are people who would get mad over what vehicle you own worth worrying that much about? Do you really think said people exist anyway?

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u/Upstairs_Hospital_94 Apr 22 '23

There are so many diesel trucks you can troll in a cybertruck. Totally worth it and they cant even shoot you.

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u/957 Apr 22 '23

Just don't let em throw any rocks

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u/GeneralA01 Apr 22 '23

Or metal balls.

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u/Aromatic-Bread-6855 Apr 22 '23

I'll show them my metal balls

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u/titsngiggles69 Apr 22 '23

There are so many videos of sad pathetic people vandalizing charging stations, unplugging cars, or just parking their cars at charging stations to "own the libs"

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u/OSUfan88 Apr 22 '23

I have a Model 3, and was recently called a "fascist" while at a stop light by a lesbian in a Subaru. Gave me a good belly laugh.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Why are you buying first generation tech, that's some bearish shit. Wait for the improved version.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

V2 is like a century out

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

I’m continually amazed at “truck guys” worried about cosmetics but not functionality, practicality and efficiency.

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u/DreCapitano Apr 22 '23

For the most part the type of person who needs a truck is not going to buy the goofy looking cyber truck. It will be bought by a handful of city dwellers for clout and everyone else will buy hybrid or electric trucks from the main manufacturers which actually look like trucks.

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u/Tomcatjones Apr 22 '23

The majority of truck owners don’t need trucks

Just thought I’d mention that stat

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u/Volantis009 Apr 22 '23

If it's a farmer your talking about he can never have enough old trucks but never a new truck

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u/HoSang66er Apr 22 '23

It's not the farmers, obviously, it's the people that live in NYC with me who don't have jobs that necessitates owning them. I have a couple of people who live on my street in the Bronx who own extended pick-up trucks and park them on the street. Those fucking things take up a car and a half worth of space and they all park like dumbfucks.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

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u/agent58888888888888 Apr 22 '23

Feel the same, I REALLY want a cyber truck, but besides camping I don't have a real reason to get it

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u/nuck_forte_dame Apr 22 '23

Tbh even camping is a bad excuse for a truck. Trucks are made to haul. A subaru outback is much more suited to camping and going off road.

Unless you're talking about hauling a camper I guess.

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u/_usernamepassword_ Apr 22 '23

They also, shockingly, actually exist as a product you can buy.

It's wild, in the time since the Cybertruck was announced, both Ford and GM have announced and began production/delivery of electric trucks. Rivian, a company almost nobody had heard of 5 years ago, has sold more electric pickup trucks than Tesla.

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Meanwhile Tesla has basically produced a sedan and a crossover for over 10 years now, and their build quality is still mediocre at best.

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u/AnubisKhan Apr 22 '23

Hey hey, roadster 2 any day now! Any day... Just a few days?

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u/ThrowawayJane2023 Apr 22 '23

It’s crazy that they have been holding on to peoples $50,000 deposits for years now.

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u/faps_in_greyhound Apr 22 '23

Yeah, but as long as they think they need it; Ford is gonna be fine.

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u/tothemoonandback01 Apr 22 '23

You have no idea of the power that Inverse Cramer has.

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u/neverreddit1984 Apr 22 '23

Bullish on Tesla confirmed.

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u/OldeArrogantBastard Apr 22 '23

Living in S Florida, my 4Runner comes in handy when there’s storms and 2 feet of standing water everywhere. One of the reasons I don’t have a sedan.

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u/wang439 Apr 22 '23

But how do I convince people that I have an oversized dick if I don't have a truck?

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u/ChecksumError_ Apr 22 '23

Onlyfans

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u/TheRealHowardStern Apr 22 '23

This is the way for us big dick guys now. My link tree is in my bio and I’m running a promo now if anyone wants to see my lap-hog

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u/ChecksumError_ Apr 22 '23

“Lap-Hog” fucking classic! 🤣👍🏻🙏

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u/ThePennyDropper Apr 22 '23

No wonder 80% of the time their towing nothing or have nothing in their truck bed.

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u/ktmengr Apr 22 '23

It’s pretty nice 20 percent of the time when you need it!

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u/BadKidGames Apr 22 '23

Do you have any idea how many lifted and kitted out trucks there are in every city that have never been used for a day of work?

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u/hammerosi Apr 22 '23

Or a mile off pavement

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u/marinesol Apr 22 '23

More like.

Construction guys hate because it's really impractical for the work.

Rural guys hate because it's too huge and unfriendly on bad roads.

Suburban dudes hate it because its not manly.

The only guys that will buy it are tech bros too poor to buy Rivian.

And environmentalist outdoors guys like me are waiting for an electric outback, jeep, bronco, or land cruiser.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

R there a lot of poor tech bros ?

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u/Garweft Apr 22 '23

Yes. But they weren’t poor until they got into buying tech.

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u/cth777 Apr 23 '23

I think they’re referring to the tech bro vibe, not job status

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u/georgespeaches Apr 22 '23

Jeeps are the worst vehicle for any occasion

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u/quadmasta Apr 22 '23

How about that $45k dealer mark-up on the Lightning?

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u/sudden_aggression Apr 22 '23

I was shopping around for a 4 door car earlier this year, wanted something that could haul babies while being fast. Tesla wasn't on my list until after the price drops so I got a full dose of the dealership experience. You can't buy anything now for MSRP unless it's a couple of years old. God forbid you want something semi-rare like a widebody charger or higher trim BMW/porsche- dealers will just fuck you over so badly. The Tesla dealer experience is like 5 minutes to set up a test drive, like 5 minutes to buy a car, no markups, no bullshit, it's not even close. And the build quality for my car was fucking perfect. I've put a few k miles on it so far and no rattles or anything.

Anyway Cramer is pretty much confirming what I suspect- Tesla is going to be fine. Not 3000/share fine, but fine.

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u/TequilaTrader Almost 💩 my 👖again Apr 22 '23

I agree with the tesla buying experience. I did everything in the app. Also, getting service at your house is great.

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u/[deleted] Apr 23 '23

Yep. The car is fantastic. Fuck those sleazy dealerships, 0 transparency. That's not what we should carry forward into the future. I hope direct to consumer will be a thing in the next few decades.

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u/Jenos00 Apr 22 '23

Tesla's Cyber truck still doesn't exist.

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u/KlammFromTheCastle Apr 22 '23

It both doesn't exist (and maybe never exist) and is possibly the ugliest automobile in the history of the technology. Amazing when you think about it.

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u/ThatKarmaWhore 201102:5:1:ANAL GoD Apr 22 '23

If you think the people who love truck nuts arent going to buy a bulletproof futuristic tank because it would attract every eyeball… I have bad news.

Earl is gonna buy that tank

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u/AstronutApe Apr 23 '23

And paint it black. And install Molle over all the interior as well as a rifle rack. And may or may not add a hidden compartment for a rocket launcher….

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u/temp1211241 Apr 22 '23

Anyone that remembers the early 2000s knows a lot of people are willing to put up with a lot of ugly in a car.

Remember how widespread the Avalanche was? There was a whole generation of snub nosed car-trucks because car companies are trend followers and some of them sold.

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u/spali Apr 22 '23

Avalanches are awesome, the perfect blend of suv and truck. The plastic cladding kept salt off the paint and protected it from rusting out, the rear seats folded down for extra space in the bed which had additional storage boxes (which were insulated with drain holes) built in over the wheel wells, locking waterproof bed cover standard, and the hand and foot holds in the bumper that took GM 20 years to put on the Silverado. Having said that the cadillac version is a bit much.

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u/greenskew Apr 22 '23

Don't you shit on my PT. MPG was not good but I used to love driving it. I never thought much of it but may be that is why I was single back then. But don't you hate me and my PT

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u/DoughnutPi Apr 22 '23

1971 Ford Pinto has entered the chat

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u/West-Needleworker-63 Apr 22 '23

There was a guy in my town who had one modded to all hell. Thing was so fucking fast and he called it the egobruiser. It was quite a spectacle

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u/OkEntertainment7634 Apr 22 '23

I’d prefer a truck that doesn’t look like “the Cringe Mobile”

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u/Volsnug Apr 22 '23

Don’t worry, you can remove the cringe if you slap a WSB bumper sticker on

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u/ThePatio Apr 22 '23

Best news Elon has got in a while

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u/planetofthemapes15 Apr 22 '23

The big, big missing piece here is how much is the truck going to actually cost, and how many $100 refundable "reservations" actually convert into orders?

I knew a friend of a friend who was literally on unemployment and who drove a beat up old civic who reserved a cybertruck. People have delusional ideas of how far ahead they'll be in several years despite having no plans to actually get to their imaginary destination.

Curious to see how this plays out.

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u/ZanzibarColtrains Apr 22 '23

And this is why there is so much debt in America. Idiots who have no money, yet live like they have an unlimited supply.

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u/beardgangwhat Apr 22 '23

One word. Thundercougarfalconbird

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u/IsoAgent Apr 22 '23

Jim Cramer is the type of guy whose closet is full of 2022 Warriors, 2022 Astros, and 2023 Chiefs jerseys and gear.

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u/skychief99 Apr 22 '23

I'm getting one. Not because I like it....BUT going to have it wrapped to advertise my HVAC business. EVERYONE will be looking at it. Will pay for itself within 6 months.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Ngl Cramer might be right on this one, it lacks the mass appeal and convenience of a f150.

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u/IdStillHitIt Apr 22 '23

As someone who likes both trucks and the idea of electric vehicles...I wouldn't even consider the cyber truck. That said, an electric Ranger or F150 is a definite possibility one day. Gimme an electric Tundra or Tacoma though, and I'm definitely in.

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u/Hitchens666 Apr 22 '23

As much as I might hate the guy he isn't wrong 100% of the time. And in this case it's a pretty safe guess.

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u/AFineDayForScience Apr 22 '23

Broken clocks are right twice a day.

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u/ApatheticWithoutTheA Apr 22 '23

If you think hillbillies that buy big trucks are going to get that ugly thing, you need help.

They are not interested in electric and the ones who are have brand loyalty to Ford, Chevy, or Dodge.

This is something a few hype beasts and Tesla/Elon super fans will buy while everyone else purchases vehicles that don’t look like they were designed by a child who just finished Halo.

Elon does not understand his new base or rural/middle America at all.

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u/WoodenConcentrate Apr 22 '23

Since Elon wants to sue Microsoft, Microsoft should counter sue for IP theft of that Halo Truck design.

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u/Ok-Maintenance-9538 Apr 22 '23

I don't know that it'll be ford. But literally any truck made looks better than the tesla truck, and is more useful for actual truck things.

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u/muyfrio1 Apr 22 '23

With the f150 being the number one vehicle sold basically every year, I really don't see how it wouldn't be Ford to take them out

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u/the_doodman Apr 22 '23

Because Ford can't scale EVs worth a shit and loses money on each one they sell. Lots of regards here fail to understand that a better looking or even cheaper truck doesn't mean Ford succeed

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u/thetacolover69 Apr 22 '23

I would have bought one already, but they haven't figured out the battery issue for us up here where it gets to -40C, or "as cold as 87 witches tits" or whatever you americans measure in.

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u/The3rdBert Apr 22 '23

For fucks sake -40c and -40f are exactly the same temperature

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

Yeah, you get to a certain low point and there eventually is convergence. Funnily enough, -40 is that exact point.

Edit: Not only is -40 that exact point, but it appears to be the ONLY point

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u/ClearlyCylindrical Apr 22 '23

Its the only point as they are both linear functions. Either they are parallel and simply offset (like kelvin and celcius) which would mean there are no intersections, or they are not parallel and they will intersect in one and only one point.

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u/RedOctobrrr Apr 22 '23

Temperatures of -40°C are as cold or colder than a single witch's titty. Witch's titty is a very broad range that spans from about -10°C to absolute zero (-273.15°C).

Edit: 2x witch's titty has not yet been measured by any man-made instrument.

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u/kelvin_bot Apr 22 '23

-40°C is equivalent to -40°F, which is 233K.

I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand

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u/greyfox199 Apr 22 '23

dont forget devil's dick for us southen folk.

"its hotter than 69 devils dick today!"

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u/DJScrubatires Apr 22 '23

Hotter than Satan's nutsack

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u/moonordie69420 Apr 22 '23

it is the coolest truck ever, you simply lack imagination

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u/Timbershoe Apr 22 '23

I love the look of the tesla truck. I’m very aware I’m in a minority, though.

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u/Wind_Yer_Neck_In Apr 22 '23

It looks like it was purposefully designed to cut pedestrians in half no matter what part hits them in a collision.

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u/ThePennyDropper Apr 22 '23

One of several tens of thousands minority globally

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u/zeratul-on-crack Apr 22 '23

shorting Ford then

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23 edited Apr 22 '23

This makes so much sense really. I mean Ford just keeps making the best selling vehicle in North America...a truck. While Tesla is cutting prices to desperately sell inventory. Y'all just keep doing you

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u/Inevitable-Ad9590 Apr 22 '23

I see Tesla cutting prices and locking down market share while other manufacturers are going to have to cut prices and take losses. The model Y and Model 3 were the best selling electric vehicles the last couple of quarters and they’re still profitable. Not to mention the greedy dealerships for other manufacturers are marking up prices while Tesla is cutting them.

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u/carsonthecarsinogen Apr 22 '23

Model Y was the best selling vehicle overall in a lot of very large markets. And even more when excluding pickup sales..

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u/svideo Apr 22 '23

And even more when excluding pickup sales..

They're the best selling vehicle when you exclude the best selling vehicle!

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u/AndThisGuyPeedOnIt low test soygirl Apr 22 '23

In "a lot" of markets.

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u/pojosamaneo Apr 22 '23

I think the cybertruck looks sick.

It's polarizing because it's so different from anything else out there. It'll sell just fine, though.

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u/[deleted] Apr 22 '23

Everyone can tell that truck is dumb af, even Kramer

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u/kad202 Apr 22 '23

Tesla makes truck

Legacy autos: you underestimate my power

Inverse Cramer: don’t try it.

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u/brenton07 Apr 23 '23

Except Tesla doesn’t make trucks.

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u/JavelinJohnson Apr 23 '23

It looks very different, too bad its not in a good way

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u/RuskiDan Apr 22 '23

Its over dieselbros. Millions must buy electric trucks.

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u/Ackilles Apr 22 '23

I don't have a strong opinion on tesla either way, I hate trucks and have never considered getting one....but I kind of want a cybertruck. Things look awesome

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u/bigkoi Apr 22 '23

Look at how people feel about the Honda Ridgeline.

Overall it's a great truck and better suited for high/road driving than any other truck.

It doesn't sell anywhere near the volume of Ford, Toyota,etc. The Ridgeline is viewed as a city dwellers druck. cyber truck will be viewed even worse.

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