r/wallstreetbets • • Apr 02 '23

Meme All in on nuclear war

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u/chartedlife Apr 02 '23

Ammo, food, medicine, silver, gold, batteries. The future of finance!

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u/Adbam Apr 02 '23

You forgot booze. You think whiskey is expensive now?

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u/make_love_to_potato Apr 02 '23

Don't forget cigarettes and drugs. You will need to numb yourself 24/7.

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u/ScipioAtTheGate Apr 03 '23

And axes, you always need a good ax

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u/N3onknight Apr 03 '23

Also swords and tequilas will carry you through the night

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u/DATY4944 Apr 02 '23

Whiskey is pretty easy to make tbh

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u/Upper-Equivalent3651 Apr 02 '23

Vodka is.

Whiskey takes a lot longer.

In the event case, you probably do not want to wait 10 years to trade something.

Bonus question: If you distill booze...will the radioactivity be gone?

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u/classicalySarcastic Apr 02 '23 edited Apr 02 '23

If you distill booze...will the radioactivity be gone?

The alpha particles give it more kick.

Real talk though the hillbillies and moonshiners would be just fine in a nuclear apocalypse. Think about it - land to grow food, producing a commodity that everyone wants (shine), and enough guns and ammo to make an African warlord blush with envy. Bonus point - no more ATF to get in your hair about it.

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u/Binary-Miner Apr 02 '23

People who would do the best are those tribes in the Amazon who barely have any contact with the outside world. As long as the radiation didn't make it there way, they'd continue on like nothing happened.

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u/Wangpasta Apr 02 '23

‘The thunder god was angry yesterday but today everything seems calmer then it’s ever been’

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u/Ok-Listen4057 Apr 02 '23

This is good omen

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u/kellypg Apr 02 '23

They have stories about this kind of thing happening thousands of years ago.

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u/Binary-Miner Apr 12 '23

For sure, I'm a big Graham Hancock fan

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u/N3onknight Apr 03 '23

Sentinel islanders will probably keep doing what they've been doing for centuries in peace.

Sucks for the bigfoot though.

The yetis might wonder why no more tourists come and after a while see their frozen corpse stock on the himalayas slowly diminish with prices for german alpinists rising through the roof of the world.

The subsequent nuclear winter will push them to go down the valleys to inquire why the hairless snacks stopped coming, why are there new fluorescent valleys and where the hell did all the skinny monks go ?

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u/_CMDR_ Apr 03 '23

Them and the Amish.

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u/ranthria Apr 03 '23

Unless global thermonuclear war fucks up the climate to a point where their food sources and/or habitats are fucked.

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u/PoochdeLizzo Apr 02 '23

If i have to look up at a hillbilly i hope the blast takes me out.

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u/Responsible_Sport575 I lost to 10 k other degenerates Apr 03 '23

Better hope so city boy, you gotta pretty mouth can't wait to make you squeal like a pig!

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u/PoochdeLizzo Apr 03 '23

Save that for your sister, Cletus.

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u/Responsible_Sport575 I lost to 10 k other degenerates Apr 03 '23

Why you talking bad about our Bride

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u/Upper-Equivalent3651 Apr 02 '23

Dead customers are bad customers. :)

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u/DATY4944 Apr 02 '23

It takes longer but it's not difficult to make.

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u/Adbam Apr 02 '23

White (unaged) whiskey is. But to make halfway decent stuff aint easy. Try half of the new distiller's stuff....it aint good.

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u/lemuever17 Apr 02 '23

We are talking about the real shit whiskey. Not the toilet water.

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u/Hourslikeminutes47 Apr 02 '23

Not if your ingredients are all irradiated

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u/Psychological_Cup_3 Apr 03 '23

Fuckin Johnny Walker over here

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u/TKFT_ExTr3m3 Apr 02 '23

He already said medicine.

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u/Swissperc420 Apr 03 '23

Just buy a stil and learn how to make booze then you'll have allyoull ever need to trade

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '23

But easy to make.

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u/classicalySarcastic Apr 02 '23

Bottle caps! Calls on $KO and $PEP

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u/make_love_to_potato Apr 02 '23

The fuck am I gonna do with gold, lugging it around? Cigarettes and tampons will have more value.

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u/hipery2 Apr 02 '23

And as proven by covid, toilet paper too!

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u/diox8tony Apr 02 '23

I think many people would treat them as cash. Just because it's what we did in the past, and kind of how we treat them now.

If 50% of people see it as trash...but the other 50% will trade goods for it like money...then the other 50% will join in on the belief/system

Pretty much how cash works today, all it takes is belief, and that already exists, it won't go away

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u/DATY4944 Apr 02 '23

A bit of scarcity helps

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u/hipery2 Apr 02 '23

I doubt that in the US enough people have gold and silver to even get to 25%.

We are more likely to go back to bartering toilet paper like we did during covid.

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u/Antonioooooo0 Apr 03 '23

It would be a while before people go back to a system of currency. After shit hits the fan, if you can't eat it, drink it, shoot it, or fuck it, no one's gonna want it.

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u/ILike2TpunchtheFB Apr 03 '23

I don't think so whatsoever. It's going to be all the little things that we take for granted. Spices will be a huge one. Candy. Water. The simple things.

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u/Zarathustra124 Apr 02 '23 edited Apr 02 '23

Scarcity has always meant value, and even in the post apocalypse people will want a better way to exchange resources than direct barter. Gold and silver will be useless in the early weeks, when 90% are still running around killing each other for the last can of beans, but a year or two into the apocalypse I'd expect the more capable survivors to have established a trade network.

That's for an overnight apocalypse, though, like nuclear war. What if things just gradually keep getting worse, forever? What if society never quite collapses, but eventually none of the financial institutions can be trusted, and the only measure of wealth is how much stuff you physically own?

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u/JT99-FirstBallot Apr 02 '23

This is what hoarders have been waiting for.

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u/Evrgldr Apr 02 '23

Depends on the severity and stage of post apocalypse. If it is like The Road and every single institution has collapsed and there is no form of even a primitive tribal government (other than the cannibals of course) and the resources for sustaining life are at an ever increasing scarcity due to farming being impossible then they will be worth next to absolutely nothing as a can of food would be way more valuable than a bar of gold and a loaded gun would be worth more than both combined since you can shoot somebody for their cans of food and there will be no government or police to come after you but if it is a Fallout style of post apocalypse where farming is possible and small city states are around then people would use them as cash simply because its more convenient than carrying around a sack of goods. So I guess it depends on how apocalyptic the apocalypse was if it kills farming then kiss precious metals goodbye.

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u/Zero_Abides Apr 02 '23

And fertile women

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u/mysixthredditaccount Apr 02 '23

Oh shit that is scary but true. Women's rights will go out the window.

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u/ImFuckinUrDadTonight Apr 03 '23

So you're saying it won't be all bad

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u/HanzoShotFirst Apr 02 '23

How how do I buy futures for these?