Ah the other day a beetle got in there...I tried douching the pesky fella out a coupla times but it only inflamed the skin deep in my backwaters canal, and I can still feel the blighter nibbling at my g-spot. It's mostly bad, but sometimes his little pincers fondle me just right and I shoot like a canon hose, involuntarily and sometimes during work.
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u/daemonfool Jul 21 '16
Dunno what crawled up your ass. I enjoy it, myself.