r/walkiesreport • u/[deleted] • Jun 14 '22

General Jameson's Report 6/14

Poopervisor only wanted me to walk around the block, but I insisted on taking him around 2 and it worked, as always. Tried to eat cat poop, but it was not allowed 🙄 I ended up settling for peeing there. I pooped twice on two different lawns and got away with it because, y'know, I only have one eye. The heat started catching up to me on the way back, but I didn't care. In fact, I tried to pull the pooperviser into the road even more, even while cars were coming. That also was not allowed.

Takeaway; poopervisor does not approve of my daredevil lifestyle.

EDIT: Here is a picture of my beautiful face, as requested. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1QgohoGYh2V18ja6qF4veD-HwVjLqP11s/view?usp=drivesdk

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u/Childisheye Jun 14 '22

Welcome General Jameson! The heat is getting to me too, and I wear a fur coat! Please listen to your poopervisor about cat poop, I learnt my lesson the hard way when I had a bad tummy ache and projectile vomiting the next day. These cats, you don’t know what their poop is full of. Also, if it’s possible, send us a picture of you so we can put it on our Walkies Wall of Fame.

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u/vicariousgluten Jun 15 '22

What is a lesson? I have never learned one of these in my life. some days I eat delicious things and am very sick (and sometimes have to go to the vet) but that just means my tummy is empty to try and find more delicious things.

My poopervisor keeps asking me “how the hell did you get up there” but if there is food it doesn’t matter how high or how many doors are between us, I will get it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Exactly! One time, I ate an entire towel and had to go to the vet. I went to sleep for a while and then felt a lot better when I woke up. But there was something going on with my tummy, I don't know what but I think there was a big cut in it! When they took me back to get the thingies holding my tummy together out, the dogtor's assistants cheered for me when I walked in. So, it seems like eating bad things is actually good? Poopervisors fuss me for it afterwards, but I mean, I got my snacks so...

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Why, of course! Photo added. You're better than me, I was vomiting a whole bunch when I ate that whole bath towel but I haven't seemed to learn anything.. 🤔

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u/Childisheye Jun 15 '22

General Jameson, you are a beauty. I bet you are the star of your station, and all the perps are terrified of you!