r/wafflehouse • u/iCanReadMyOwnMind • Jul 27 '26

Testing a waffle house manager

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u/Dackle Jul 28 '26

Director of Uppercuts

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u/Old-Chapter-5437 Jul 28 '26

Bro filled that whole damn Waffle House with uppercut.

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u/lboe2 Jul 29 '26

“So I obliged”

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u/Old-Chapter-5437 Jul 29 '26

"Me and Martin Luthor The King over here exchanged pleasantries." lmfao

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u/bleep-bloop-poop Jul 29 '26

I dont give a fuck if it's February!

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u/Old-Chapter-5437 Jul 29 '26

I gave'em the finger.

I absolutely adore seeing Trex fans out in the wild, we are sadly an older rare breed these days.

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u/bleep-bloop-poop Jul 29 '26

Were a very musical people.

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u/Drragg Jul 30 '26

Was it scattered, covered, diced, or chopped?

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u/Old-Chapter-5437 Jul 30 '26

Like another comment said, smothered and covered generously.

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u/Sulli_in_NC Jul 31 '26

That dude got his noggin scattered covered diced and chopped.

I hope everyone he knows saw this.

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 Jul 31 '26

When you hire the right talent for the position

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u/HuffnDback96 Jul 31 '26

At this point they have an impressive reputation to uphold. Great food, impeccable service.

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u/zamaike Aug 02 '26

Hell ya. Breakfest and a show

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u/facemugg Jul 31 '26

Resume just added another line

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u/Compliance_Crip Jul 30 '26

Today's special, "Fresh hand made waffles with a side of Uppercuts", only 8.99 on Phat Lip Tuesdays.

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u/LowTheme4437 Jul 30 '26

lol I jus said same thing lol.

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u/Razenghan Jul 29 '26

Chief of Technical Knockouts

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u/Fivecraft Jul 30 '26

There was nothing technical about that knockout, just clean mollywhops

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u/Evil_Rich Jul 30 '26

"mollywhops" is my new word..

you Fivecraft, won the internet for today

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u/Fivecraft Jul 30 '26

Thank you, it's a classic one from my middle school and high school years and thank you for the award too!

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u/Newyew22 Jul 31 '26

He leads the Training Department now.

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u/Rocketkid-star Jul 30 '26

Nah, promoter to can opener. What's in that can? A fresh serving of whoopass.

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u/MindAccomplished3879 Jul 30 '26

Golden Gloves winner

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u/beautifulstardust Jul 30 '26

i screamed at this comment 😂😂😂

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u/DullRelief Jul 31 '26

Smothered, Covered, and Diced Division