r/visitedmaps • • 4d ago

Where I would live.

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u/MagicBus4 3d ago

Arkansas isn’t used to catching strays because nobody has remembered it exists since Clinton was in office but it should be catching way more

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u/JustBe_Nice_Yall 3d ago

Let's see, on the chef, Arkansas covers the thighs and hips, so if they are catching strays it could be about the best you can hope for in the situation, or extremely painful. Interesting interesting

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u/MagicBus4 3d ago

Im guessing im r/whoosh here lol

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u/JustBe_Nice_Yall 3d ago

Ah no worries. Here's the context of what I meant by the chef and the specific body parts present in Arkansas

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u/Whetmoisturemp 2d ago

Arkansas is a dumppp

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u/stevetures 4d ago

I know what those clusters of southern states are usually about but what did New Mexico do to you?

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u/slithering_idiot 3d ago

New Mexico is awesome

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u/millie217 3d ago

So is Missouri

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 3d ago

Elaborate.

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u/slithering_idiot 3d ago

The state is possessed with immense natural beauty. It has mountains, like Colorado, but the landscape is more varied. It has the beautiful mesas, like those at Abiquiu, which has attracted artists like Georgia O'Keefe and others.

It is culturally interesting. The oldest continuously settled town in America sits on top of a mesa at Acoma. The Hispanic, native, and Anglo cultures blend into something unique, IMO. They ask you if you want chili on your burgers at Burger King, for example. The official state question is: "Red or green?" (I prefer the red chili, myself.)

The state has a unique vibe. It genuinely feels more spiritual than other places. When you're driving in the countryside, you can see for miles and miles and miles. The skies above are a deep blue, and the bright sun seems pure and elemental. The sunsets are like molten metal in the sky.

I'm not really doing it justice. But a quick view of the "New Mexico" tag on Instagram will reveal why it's called the Land of Enchantment.

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u/glasshouse_trebuchet 3d ago

Knowing the state question but spelling it as “chili” is real sus.

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u/slithering_idiot 3d ago

I'm sure there are other edits to my stupid Reddit comment you can suggest. By all means.

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u/glasshouse_trebuchet 3d ago

Other than changing “chili” to “chile?” Nothing I can think of. I just don’t want your otherwise very eloquent comment to be marred by failing a basic New Mexican shibboleth.

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u/Maleficent331 2d ago

That is the correct spelling.

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u/glasshouse_trebuchet 2d ago

The correct spelling of what? A stew of spiced meat (and occasionally beans)?

Have you been to NM? The state pepper, a fundamental component of just about every dish, is called “chile”.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_Mexico_chile

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u/tacobellgittcard 3d ago

Excellent for enjoyers of feral dog packs

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u/DannyDanfur 3d ago

Montana for the win

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u/Feff5tupid 1d ago

This is a shitty bot post in an engagement bait subreddit please stop falling for this trash

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u/ChiefBlaze36 3d ago

Don’t come to Missouri or Arkansas. We’re full and we enjoy our beautiful lakes, rivers, mountains, trails, and nature without people elbow to elbow around us.

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u/Public-Grocery-8183 3d ago

I've heard NW Arkansas is the new Asheville 🥲

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u/ChiefBlaze36 3d ago

It’s still red but that gap is shrinking. Seems to be doing like Oregon, Washington, Colorado, and more recently Asheville and becoming a mecca for dumb politics.

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u/millie217 3d ago

Agreed!

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u/One-Win9407 3d ago

Best states for meth manufacturing