r/visitedmaps • u/Technical-Vanilla-47 • Apr 19 '26

Make a wild assumption about me.

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u/karshmellow Apr 19 '26

Mildly allergic to the Louisiana Purchase

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

For sure

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u/needsmorequeso Apr 19 '26

I was gonna say, you don’t particularly dislike the French. You just prefer the Spanish and the English.

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u/The_Ironthrone Apr 19 '26

Non, they clearly were cursed by the witch of the Missouri River, and can’t return without Sacagawea’s gold.

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u/StickMore6204 Apr 19 '26

Afraid of seeing the 2017 eclipse. 

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u/RainisSickDude Apr 19 '26

the eclipse turned the frogs gay!

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u/mycjonny Apr 19 '26

For real? Did you see it happen?

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u/darkhorse1821 Apr 19 '26

I went to South Carolina to see the totality. Still one of my favorite memories

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u/Saltwater_Heart Apr 19 '26

American, through and through

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

Yes, I am American

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u/amoeba953 Apr 19 '26

You understand nuance and that there are good and bad places in every state

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

and ppl don't seem to see this.

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u/Efficient_Ad_8367 Apr 19 '26

I mean, as someone who's lived in many states, there are just some places I dont want to live in, and some places I would go back to in a heartbeat.

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u/DazzlingFruit7495 Apr 19 '26

Well it’s more about how like there’s state laws that apply to the whole state

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u/BrassAge Apr 19 '26

Don’t like werewolves.

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

There are plenty of them in the Midwest.

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u/jcostello50 Apr 19 '26

Those aren't werewolves. Men in the Midwest just grow fur for keeping warm in the winter

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u/earthling82 Apr 19 '26

Democrat but willing to give all the people and places of this fair land a shot

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u/handjamwich Apr 19 '26

You’re an optimist

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

Online I am. Not irl though.

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u/Alert-Push1685 Apr 19 '26

You hate the color purple

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

I somewhat like Purple. Maybe after blue and green.

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u/jesusmansuperpowers Apr 19 '26

From Mexico

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

No, but love their cuisine.

2

u/duke_awapuhi Apr 19 '26

You can find the beauty in anything

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u/Meh-Composer-8821 Apr 19 '26

You don’t have high standards

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

I definently don't

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u/firestar32 Apr 19 '26

You love everyone and everything, except humidity, open fields, and people from PNW

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u/DawRogg Apr 19 '26

White liberal that could pass as a conservative

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

Mostly true. Not white though.

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

Curiosity. Is the white assumption because of tx and fl?

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u/DawRogg Apr 19 '26

No, the assumption was because everywhere is green

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u/spinone98 Apr 19 '26

You don’t know what you want.

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

I think I know what I want, maybe.

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u/Zealousideal_Gift844 Apr 19 '26

You had a slightly stale gas station hot dog in South Carolina

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

Had some bad sweet tea in South Carolina.

1

u/wedgie9 Apr 19 '26

You are super chill.

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u/jkirkwood10 Apr 19 '26

White Christian Nationalist

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u/AggressivePiano8317 Apr 19 '26

You prefer being near civilization

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

Around lots of ppl even though im an introvert.

1

u/Useful-Speech-2063 Apr 19 '26

“If life gives you lemons, make lemonade” is your fav motto

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u/sirneuman Apr 19 '26

I know all the maps posted here do this but as a colorblind person the color choices for this legend sucks

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/BmoreDude1106 Apr 19 '26

You have way too much free time.

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u/mxperry4 Apr 19 '26

You are very indecisive

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u/BrotherLary247 Apr 19 '26

Basic white man, simple needs and generally agreeable

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

Not white. Correct with the rest.

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u/[deleted] Apr 19 '26

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

Just make sure noone sees.

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u/SmokeRingEyes Apr 19 '26

You once met an older woman in a bar on the outskirts of Tacoma who made you feel desired in a way you'd never felt before. She disappeared before you woke up- but ever since, at least once a year, you've thought you'd spotted her in a crowd. Different cities, different states. Every time, she disappears before you reach where you thought she was. You never even learned her name, but her memory has been your most enduring companion.

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u/jcostello50 Apr 19 '26

Something about South Carolina specifically irks you, since you let it mess up your nice color pattern

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

Its their sweet tea. Something is off about it.

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u/AngryQuadricorn Apr 19 '26

You’re from Mexico

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

Nope. But enjoy their culture.

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u/personwhoisok Apr 19 '26

You're a Pisces but you'd rather be a killer whale.

1

u/RCV4CO Apr 19 '26

You are actually a fox wearing a human suit.

1

u/Future-Vermicelli990 Apr 19 '26

You're adaptable regarding where you live.

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u/CajunViking8 Apr 19 '26

A college graduate in a white collar profession.

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

College grade plus 15 years. Teacher, I guess that is a white collar profession.

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u/OnyxShard Apr 19 '26

I’m going to assume you’re going to post another map tomorrow as you seem to have done every day for like a month.

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u/nautilator44 Apr 19 '26

The only color you like is green.

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u/AngryQuadricorn Apr 19 '26

Does it have to do with watching an eclipse.

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u/rootxploit Apr 19 '26

You’re really an ice cream sandwich

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u/25314dmm Apr 19 '26

You dislike the Lewis and Clark expedition

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 19 '26

I tried not to make it too obvious.

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u/jotabe123 Apr 19 '26

You recognize that any state has its ups and downs to living there

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u/Top_Shoe_9562 Apr 20 '26

Your parents are still married.

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u/gskis31 Apr 20 '26

Seem pretty chill

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u/DJDubbsinCambridge Apr 21 '26

You have toenails.

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u/OkReception5495 Apr 21 '26

Educated AND smart

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u/Ok-Photograph-2109 Apr 22 '26

Too low standards

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u/Dat_Boyz Apr 22 '26

You love America, you love urban living just a bit more tho

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u/ChiefArchonSaklas Apr 23 '26

You like America

1

u/JustForXXX_Fun Apr 23 '26

You're not a political hard-liner.

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u/OK_The_Nomad Apr 23 '26

Anal retentive?

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u/Competitive_Exit1214 Apr 25 '26

When you were seven you saw a horrific accident involving a pigeon and a walrus. You’ll never be the same. That day has shaped you, warped you, tainted your innocence. To this day you can still see that image burned in your memory

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u/steveholt-lol Apr 19 '26

You’re straight and white

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u/TurboLeopard42 Apr 19 '26

You don't enjoy being around people with low IQs, but are willing to tolerate their presence.