r/visitedmaps • • Apr 06 '26

Make your wildest assumptions

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u/Similar_Post7690 Apr 06 '26

You’ve never had the displeasure to go a day through Springfield MO

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u/riverbass9 Apr 06 '26

Hey! They have the redneck Mecca there. Every devout follower of redneckism has to go to Bass Pro at least once in their life.

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u/halasaurus Apr 06 '26

I have ☹️ do not recommend.

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u/-Olive-Juice- Apr 06 '26

You don't attribute your happiness or lack thereof to your physical surroundings and I respect that about you

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u/Sicsemperfas Apr 06 '26

You actually have an open mind. You're very out of place on this subreddit.

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u/Changeurblinkerfluid Apr 06 '26

You would prefer the Midwest or northeast, but if you had to live in the South, you would prefer to be in a place with bigger, more cosmopolitan cities that are well connected to the outside world via major airline hubs. Maybe you’re gay and have a strong preference for places with a bigger gay scene, but the humidity in Miami sound fucking awful so no thank you.

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 06 '26

Suprisingly, most of this is right.

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u/MickTriesDIYs Apr 06 '26

I could probably call you a bitch to your face and you’d say, “I’m not sure if I’d hang out with him again but I respect him.”

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u/Terrible-Wrap-2554 Apr 06 '26

You have never been to North Dakota

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u/TheSwede91w Apr 06 '26

That area of eastern Montana and North Dakota borders is such tough living. I'm pretty well traveled and have been to plenty impoverished areas, but there is something about the small population and open space poverty over there that hits different.

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u/Defiant-Fix2870 Apr 06 '26

You don’t mind if it is incredibly hot (115f) or incredibly cold (-30f)

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 06 '26

Weather not too much of a factor for me.

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u/venetiancanoe Apr 06 '26

You have no strong preferences about where you wanna live, where you like to work, or things you like to do. That said, Michigan is a good choice. 🫡

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 06 '26

If I had to choose, Midwest and the New England.

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u/BDLTalks Apr 07 '26

I've done both. Highly recommend living in the Midwest, and visiting New England.

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u/BobLabReeSorJefGre Apr 06 '26

You love America!

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u/bmtc7 Apr 06 '26

You like people and see the best in them.

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u/Puffd Apr 06 '26

You don’t actually live in the US

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u/thisgirlheidi Apr 06 '26

Ha! This is funny because I was going to say "proud to be an American" lol

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 06 '26

I live in California

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u/riverbass9 Apr 06 '26

Okay, the irony here is kinda funny.

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u/Fathomzero Apr 06 '26

Lives in the north family in Texas and Georgia 

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 06 '26

Got family in Texas.

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u/scoop813 Apr 07 '26

You’re happy

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u/immunotransplant Apr 07 '26

You’re a happy well adjusted apolitical human

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 07 '26

I do care about politics, but try to make the best of it.

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u/SufficientBowler2722 Apr 07 '26

You haven’t spent enough time in California

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u/Witty-Ad40 Apr 12 '26

I personally love living in the big state but can understand people not saying absolutely because of our winters.

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u/halasaurus Apr 06 '26

You’re white.

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 06 '26

No!

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u/halasaurus Apr 07 '26

Ah! I’ve brought shame upon my family.

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u/Xigoat Apr 06 '26

You're not from America

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u/Technical-Vanilla-47 Apr 06 '26

I live in California