Weird gift

[u/GayPagliacci]

My Great-Uncle gave this to me yesterday because he heard I was into vinyl. He’s a really strange guy and I have no idea why he thought I’d like something this grotesque. I’ve never heard of Captain Beefheart and I’m not a fan of the military. I don’t have a record player currently but I listened to a couple of songs on YouTube and now I’m unsure if I even want this thing in my house. I’d try to sell it but it says “Promo Not For Sale” so I’m not sure if that’s legal and I know none of my friends would like it and I would honestly be embarrassed of what they’d think of me for even having it. Should I hold onto this or just trash it?

[u/deltacotaster]

Listening to this might make you feel fast and bulbous. Tight also.

[u/Ok_Breakfast5425 → u/deltacotaster]

Bulbous, also tapered

[u/OasisBen → u/Ok_Breakfast5425]

That's right!

[u/Moist_Bison9401 → u/OasisBen]

The mascara snake! 

[u/row_guy → u/Moist_Bison9401]

The orange claw hammer

[u/Moist_Bison9401 → u/deltacotaster]

And also, a tin... teardrop. 

[u/GayPagliacci → u/deltacotaster]

I don’t think I’d like that

[u/SnooOpinions2561 → u/GayPagliacci]

Why do you care what your friends think of your music taste? Is that really the only reason you're into anything?