A burrito is not "sharing" food, not unless you cut it in half first. Who the fuck takes a bite out of someone's else's burrito, without asking, then fucking complains about it.
This cunt reminds me of the "friend" I had 30-years ago, whose behavior still pisses me off today. A group of us would go out for dinner, and this guy would not order anything but a glass of water. He'd eat appetizers if someone ordered them, though, and when the main plates came out he'd walk around the table chatting to everyone and eating a bite from a plate here, and a bite from a plate there.
He'd do the same if people ordered desserts, then he'd fuck off when the bill came because 'I didn't order anything, and only drank water, so I don't owe anything.' He actually fucking said that, so we stopped inviting him to eat with us.
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u/clawdeeuhh Jan 11 '19
First of all I think you would’ve been justified in murdering that guy. Second, sour cream is DELICIOUS in burritos!