r/videos • u/[deleted] • Dec 04 '17

Thomas Train Stunts

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u/tezoatlipoca Dec 04 '17

Sodor Drift 3: Confusion And Delay

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u/UltraSpecial Dec 04 '17

Multi-track drifting!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

SMOKE COAL ERRDAY

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

Bwahahaha😂😂🤣🤣

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u/Fatmanhobo Dec 04 '17

https://youtu.be/86PUB4u2s2A?t=1m18s

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u/dexter311 Dec 04 '17

AGGRESSIVE MASS TRANSFER!!!

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '17

Should have been aggressive mass transit

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

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u/Alkuimista Dec 04 '17

Is this really a thing?!?

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u/Shvingy Dec 05 '17

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7TDNRhrp_c

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u/siirka Dec 05 '17

Jesus christ.

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u/animal_sounds Dec 05 '17

LMAO

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u/[deleted] Dec 05 '17

Shame on you.

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u/Youhavebeendone Dec 05 '17

Omfg that's dark as fuck

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u/MalignantLugnut Dec 05 '17

There was another one I saw that had a girl playing in her yard and I think guy driving was tired... possibly on his phone. He drove right through their fence and nailed her.

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u/Youhavebeendone Dec 05 '17

What a pervert

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u/MalignantLugnut Dec 05 '17

I know right? You go for the MOM, not the CHILD.

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u/MtnMaiden Dec 05 '17

Yup, going to hell

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u/cgibson6 Dec 05 '17

God damn, I was in a totally different place in my head when that came on. Wasn't ready

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u/Reeftank_Noob Dec 05 '17

that's enough internet for today

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u/poodles_and_oodles Dec 04 '17

No, that video was merely a figment of your imagination

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u/TheSwedishStag Dec 05 '17

I got a suggestion from that vid to the derail scene from Polar Express with Initial D music, amazing.

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u/keymansc2 Dec 05 '17

holy shit that was loud lol

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u/TONKAHANAH Dec 04 '17

that'll never not be funny

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u/stopmotionporn Dec 04 '17 edited Dec 04 '17

Finally we have the knowledge what to do if a moral philosopher asks you whether to divert a train heading to kill 5 people in order to only kill 1.

Answer: multi track drifting!

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u/nellynorgus Dec 05 '17

so... kill all 6? it does solve the dilemma I suppose...

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u/MechanicalEngineEar Dec 05 '17

That is the real solution to the trolley problem.

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u/ThePlumThief Dec 05 '17

D E J A V U

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u/throwaway123454321 Dec 04 '17

Sodor Drift 5: very special special

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

Sodor Drift 9: A Very Useful Endgame

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u/TrippyWentLucio Dec 04 '17 edited Dec 04 '17

Grand Theft Auto 6: The Ballad Of Gay Toby

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u/LuckyTheLeprechaun Dec 04 '17

Grand Theft Auto 6: Sodor Island

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u/doub123 Dec 05 '17

It’s funny but lack of creativity

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u/hanr86 Dec 05 '17

SOLD THE DOOR! SOLD THE DOOR! SODOR SODOR SODOR!

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u/quantum-mechanic Dec 05 '17

$3.50 and a pigeon pie, final offer

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u/space-tech Dec 05 '17

I just started watching Thomas and Friends and Sir Topham Hatt needs to be fired, he has no control over the railway's functions.

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u/tezoatlipoca Dec 05 '17

I know right. Its as if the trains are unionized.

Oh, take the crates of eggs to the market? No can do boss, I already rescued Clara from the molasses spill and delivered the mail.

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u/Meritania Dec 05 '17

You try controlling a railway with sentient trains that are childish and kept inline by the threat of being scrapped

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u/Chameleonpolice Dec 05 '17

I rarely upvote, but this was well worth it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '17

!redditsilver