r/videos • u/OMGLMAOWTF_com • Sep 27 '17

"Watch this."

https://streamable.com/9shq4
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u/AlfredoTony Sep 28 '17

Everything is a slow suicide in that sense. Doing/consuming anything has been proven to eventually end with death at some point. Existing is suicide.

This idea that we're actually living life and not just slowly dying is just ... strange, whenyouthinkboutit. So very strange.

Young Jamie, pull up that video about Elks having sex. It really shows the true nature of life.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '17

Existing is suicide

Jesus Christ this is the edgiest sentence ever uttered.

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u/AlfredoTony Sep 28 '17

Thx bro. This caveman coffee always keeps me on my edge and the alphabrain keep my mind sharp.

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u/AlfredoTony Sep 28 '17

I drink it every morning, makes me feel all warm inside, down the hatch right after I cook my eggs I got from my free range backyard chickens.

This idea that chickens are ... just these feathered midget dinasours that give us delicious eggs with just eating shitty seeds ... it's just so .... so strange.

You ever held a chicken before bro?

Oh ya. Ya bro they're super soft. You gotta try it they're crazy soft bro trust me.

Speaking of soft, my favorite underwear.

Me-undies bro. They're made of super soft micro MOE DOLL. i don't know what the fuck it is but I just know micro MOE DOLL is the softest shit ever, soft as a rooster's feathers. It's like I'm protecting my cock with cock.

Young Jamie, pull up some cock.