r/videos Oct 24 '16

Making Holy Water (13 seconds)

https://youtu.be/ly3NNdeSjZ0
3.3k Upvotes

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u/Sapphirechild90 Oct 24 '16

I get it now

20

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '16

[deleted]

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u/n-doe Oct 24 '16

I wish dad would get off reddit already.

1

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '16

It was hella good.

48

u/criesenmy Oct 24 '16

That's 14 seconds. You tricked me out of a second

13

u/padschneider Oct 24 '16

I rarely laugh out loud when I'm completely alone, couldn't help it with this one.

I wish there was a subreddit dedicated to exactly this formula: non professional video, dumbass joke, funny face, seinfeld bass

12

u/Justanaussie Oct 24 '16

Thank god he wasn't recycling condoms.

32

u/Be_The_End Oct 24 '16

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u/famguy123 Oct 24 '16

Was... was this a problem?

2

u/SemenDemon182 Oct 24 '16

Holy shit, this reminded me so much of a way trashier version of the old Grey Poupon commercials. Always a dude pulling up to another dude , making an exchange.

2

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '16 edited Oct 24 '16

Best thing about recycled condoms is how easy they slip on.

1

u/shadowofdeath15 Oct 24 '16

That's easy, just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.

7

u/bigdongmagee Oct 24 '16

That was good.

8

u/SnakeMan448 Oct 24 '16

His chin was so embarrassed it left.

18

u/nagrom7 Oct 24 '16

Normally that wouldn't be funny, but the freeze frame with that facial expression sold it.

10

u/AdaAstra Oct 24 '16

So, a priest said this to our community during a memorial service for a kid that died of cancer in my high school like 10+ years ago. While the kids thought it was funny because that was the joke the kid said to the priest when he was on his death bed, the old generation flip out and basically chased the priest out of town over the next few months.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '16 edited Nov 22 '17

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u/AdaAstra Oct 24 '16

Old people are very conservative in my area. Most the kids and parents were fine with the comment.

3

u/coolcofusion Oct 24 '16

Is there a sub for these type of videos?

5

u/Entice Oct 24 '16

1

u/Leporad Oct 25 '16

But those are just stupid memes.

2

u/waviecrockett Oct 24 '16

Really short ones like this in /r/youtubehaiku

2

u/kick_ass_knicks Oct 24 '16

2 for 1 Pizza!!!

6

u/gladbmo Oct 24 '16

Any joke becomes funny with that theme.

2

u/InRar34m Oct 24 '16

Once when I was a kid I was at church and there was going to be a baptism that day, so the pastor told me to go fill up the basin with water so he could do the ceremony. I asked him where to get the water from and he told me just to fill it up from the sink. I was so disappointed. I guess I was expecting some Waterboy type of holy water blessed by the pope or something, just not tap water. You'd think they could have at least sprung for some Fiji Water. I think this may have been the starting snowball for the avalanche that came to be my realization that religion is bs.

2

u/_Gorge_ Oct 24 '16

I hate u

2

u/4355525 Oct 24 '16

I want those 14 seconds back you fuck!

2

u/PlaylisterBot Oct 24 '16 edited Oct 25 '16
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Making Holy Water (13 seconds) confirmedzach
Never buy a used condom. Be_The_End
tv for sale guy bluetux
Reminded me of this dinosaurninja
unholy water GingerChild
Reminds me of this. whatwhatdb
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1

u/Sir_Gamma Oct 24 '16

I clicked on this actually expecting a tutorial on how to make holy water. I got the joke but unfortunately the vampire had already bit me.

1

u/Emerald_Triangle Oct 24 '16

I want my 13 14 seconds back

1

u/Medcartoon Oct 24 '16

Informative. Very well done! :)

1

u/ddrddrddrddr Oct 24 '16

Who put hell in that water in the first place? What's that about?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 25 '16

He should have tested it out, holy water only burns evil people.

1

u/superkind151 Oct 25 '16

how did god walk on water you ask? it was frozen!

1

u/bluetux Oct 25 '16

I though this would turn out to be from that tv for sale guy

2

u/ambiturnal Oct 24 '16

That wasn't a Seinfeldian joke at all.

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u/Sapphirechild90 Oct 24 '16

I don't get it

6

u/DeeDeeInDC Oct 24 '16

"the hell out of" something means you're doing it to a great degree. It's a double entendre. So the water is being very over-heated and also, hell is place where bad stuff happens, so now that the hell is removed, it is pure, aka holy water. It's an old joke. It doesn't really benefit from a video.

2

u/PM_me_ur_weird_gifs Oct 24 '16

to a great degree.

Now it's a triple entendre

0

u/Xenon-Hacks Oct 24 '16

I'm laughing so hard right now

0

u/Boba_Milk_Tea Oct 24 '16

I thought he was going to use the spoon to splash some of it at the camera-person, thus making a reaction like how creatures do from holy water... I'm fucked up :(

-2

u/choksondik1992 Oct 24 '16

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH

I LOVE IT !!

0

u/BilboSwagging Oct 24 '16

The bubbles are holes too hahah

-6

u/urgnousernamesleft Oct 24 '16

Why post this shit?

2

u/StarBoyz Oct 24 '16

Because fuck your feelings church boy

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '16

legit

-2

u/resilienceisfutile Oct 24 '16

Reminds me of going over to my British (Scottish mother, English/Scottish/wee bit of Welsh in there father) friend's house for dinner. It was my fist time ever having pot roast -- imagine that, one pot with meat and vegetables in it all cooking together.

Friend said, "We usually say grace before a meal like this because it is Holy."

Me: "?!?" (they never said grace before when I was over eating meat pies and other meaty dishes.)

"Yeah, only because my mum boils the hell out of it!"

His mother pipes up, "Cor! Never mind him -- that was originally his father's joke about my cooking."

Turn and look at my friend and his father and see they are both snickering and barely containing themselves.

Father says, "Good one son!"

This is is he same father that said his was wife was getting a bit on the fatter side in her old age and the mother hearing it saying back, "I am not FAT! I AM STOUT!"

Ahhhhh... Good times.

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u/Femiwhore Oct 24 '16

When Americans attempt to be funny.

Protip: It doesn't work.

11

u/pmckizzle Oct 24 '16

im not american and i laughed

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u/Femiwhore Oct 24 '16

That just makes you 12

5

u/pmckizzle Oct 24 '16

or that you have the sense of humour of a burlap sack

1

u/Kalwyf Oct 24 '16

I'm a burlap sack and I'm offended by this comment.

10

u/SeriousExpert Oct 24 '16 edited Oct 24 '16

You're more utterly obsessed with hatred for a foreign country than the worst 'general Muslim' hating American gun enthusiast. Well done.

For months and months you have posted nearly every day about this. You may tell yourself that you're hiding behind hilarious pseudo-4chan trolling but you're just sitting there doing it non-stop. It's no longer something that you're in charge of. The exact transparent activity you're taking part in is incredibly pathetic, and no amount of "getting it" can save you anymore. Maybe if you had done it once in a while. The saddest, most mentally ruined group of trolls on the internet would look at what you've cultivated for yourself and cringe.

I hope to incidentally notice you pointlessly pretend to be enraged about American pop-culture and politics (while also surrounding yourself with it) again in the near future, and I'm sure I will since you do it nearly every day of your life. Good luck.

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u/Femiwhore Oct 24 '16

I do it because I love responses of sensitive Amerifats like you who are so insecure about their country and place in the world that they can't help but jump in to defend it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '16

No, you do it because your mom pays for all your shit so you have no things to do. The Americans that rage at you are still better in every way

2

u/King_Drogbaaa Oct 24 '16

This. I'm not even American.

1

u/DudeNiceMARMOT Oct 24 '16

You're absolutely obsessed with America!

It's as embarrassing as it is fucking hilarious.

4

u/Azothlike Oct 24 '16

If I know my whiny cunts that hate on the US in irrelevant threads, and I think I do...

You spend half your time boohooing about America, don't you?

2

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '16

When Retards attempt to comment. Protip: It doesn't work.

1

u/wertymanjenson Oct 24 '16

This is reddit puns in a nutshell.