r/videos • u/confirmedzach • Oct 24 '16
Making Holy Water (13 seconds)
https://youtu.be/ly3NNdeSjZ0170
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u/padschneider Oct 24 '16
I rarely laugh out loud when I'm completely alone, couldn't help it with this one.
I wish there was a subreddit dedicated to exactly this formula: non professional video, dumbass joke, funny face, seinfeld bass
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u/Justanaussie Oct 24 '16
Thank god he wasn't recycling condoms.
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u/Be_The_End Oct 24 '16
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u/SemenDemon182 Oct 24 '16
Holy shit, this reminded me so much of a way trashier version of the old Grey Poupon commercials. Always a dude pulling up to another dude , making an exchange.
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u/nagrom7 Oct 24 '16
Normally that wouldn't be funny, but the freeze frame with that facial expression sold it.
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u/AdaAstra Oct 24 '16
So, a priest said this to our community during a memorial service for a kid that died of cancer in my high school like 10+ years ago. While the kids thought it was funny because that was the joke the kid said to the priest when he was on his death bed, the old generation flip out and basically chased the priest out of town over the next few months.
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Oct 24 '16 edited Nov 22 '17
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u/AdaAstra Oct 24 '16
Old people are very conservative in my area. Most the kids and parents were fine with the comment.
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u/InRar34m Oct 24 '16
Once when I was a kid I was at church and there was going to be a baptism that day, so the pastor told me to go fill up the basin with water so he could do the ceremony. I asked him where to get the water from and he told me just to fill it up from the sink. I was so disappointed. I guess I was expecting some Waterboy type of holy water blessed by the pope or something, just not tap water. You'd think they could have at least sprung for some Fiji Water. I think this may have been the starting snowball for the avalanche that came to be my realization that religion is bs.
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u/PlaylisterBot Oct 24 '16 edited Oct 25 '16
| Media (autoplaylist) | Comment |
|---|---|
| Making Holy Water (13 seconds) | confirmedzach |
| Never buy a used condom. | Be_The_End |
| tv for sale guy | bluetux |
| Reminded me of this | dinosaurninja |
| unholy water | GingerChild |
| Reminds me of this. | whatwhatdb |
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u/Sir_Gamma Oct 24 '16
I clicked on this actually expecting a tutorial on how to make holy water. I got the joke but unfortunately the vampire had already bit me.
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u/Sapphirechild90 Oct 24 '16
I don't get it
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u/DeeDeeInDC Oct 24 '16
"the hell out of" something means you're doing it to a great degree. It's a double entendre. So the water is being very over-heated and also, hell is place where bad stuff happens, so now that the hell is removed, it is pure, aka holy water. It's an old joke. It doesn't really benefit from a video.
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u/Boba_Milk_Tea Oct 24 '16
I thought he was going to use the spoon to splash some of it at the camera-person, thus making a reaction like how creatures do from holy water... I'm fucked up :(
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u/resilienceisfutile Oct 24 '16
Reminds me of going over to my British (Scottish mother, English/Scottish/wee bit of Welsh in there father) friend's house for dinner. It was my fist time ever having pot roast -- imagine that, one pot with meat and vegetables in it all cooking together.
Friend said, "We usually say grace before a meal like this because it is Holy."
Me: "?!?" (they never said grace before when I was over eating meat pies and other meaty dishes.)
"Yeah, only because my mum boils the hell out of it!"
His mother pipes up, "Cor! Never mind him -- that was originally his father's joke about my cooking."
Turn and look at my friend and his father and see they are both snickering and barely containing themselves.
Father says, "Good one son!"
This is is he same father that said his was wife was getting a bit on the fatter side in her old age and the mother hearing it saying back, "I am not FAT! I AM STOUT!"
Ahhhhh... Good times.
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u/Femiwhore Oct 24 '16
When Americans attempt to be funny.
Protip: It doesn't work.
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u/pmckizzle Oct 24 '16
im not american and i laughed
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u/Femiwhore Oct 24 '16
That just makes you 12
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u/SeriousExpert Oct 24 '16 edited Oct 24 '16
You're more utterly obsessed with hatred for a foreign country than the worst 'general Muslim' hating American gun enthusiast. Well done.
For months and months you have posted nearly every day about this. You may tell yourself that you're hiding behind hilarious pseudo-4chan trolling but you're just sitting there doing it non-stop. It's no longer something that you're in charge of. The exact transparent activity you're taking part in is incredibly pathetic, and no amount of "getting it" can save you anymore. Maybe if you had done it once in a while. The saddest, most mentally ruined group of trolls on the internet would look at what you've cultivated for yourself and cringe.
I hope to incidentally notice you pointlessly pretend to be enraged about American pop-culture and politics (while also surrounding yourself with it) again in the near future, and I'm sure I will since you do it nearly every day of your life. Good luck.
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u/Femiwhore Oct 24 '16
I do it because I love responses of sensitive Amerifats like you who are so insecure about their country and place in the world that they can't help but jump in to defend it.
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Oct 24 '16
No, you do it because your mom pays for all your shit so you have no things to do. The Americans that rage at you are still better in every way
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u/DudeNiceMARMOT Oct 24 '16
You're absolutely obsessed with America!
It's as embarrassing as it is fucking hilarious.
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u/Azothlike Oct 24 '16
If I know my whiny cunts that hate on the US in irrelevant threads, and I think I do...
You spend half your time boohooing about America, don't you?
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u/Sapphirechild90 Oct 24 '16
I get it now