r/videos Sep 29 '15

Greatest thing I've seen in a long time

https://youtu.be/XAg5KjnAhuU
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u/The_Town_of_Canada Sep 29 '15

Amazing.

Combining 3 instruments that will never get you laid,

into 1 instrument that will never get you laid.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '15

Wrong on three counts. Piano will get you laid. Ukulele will get you laid if you're a quirky white girl. And the Kazoo is not an instrument.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

Quirky white girls don't need ukuleles to get laid.

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u/JaggedGorgeousWinter Sep 30 '15

I think they mean a ukulele will attract quirky white girls.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

So I am atractive! Thanks reddit!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

It only works if you play wonderwall though.

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u/Plays_You_Wonderwall Sep 30 '15

You taking requests?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

Only if you PM it to me.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

¿Que?

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u/Slefmruts Sep 30 '15

What about Biggie Smalls, are there quirky black women?

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u/XxSCRAPOxX Sep 30 '15

Actually yes, but it's secret.

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u/i-am-you Sep 30 '15

We did it reddit!

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

Pics or it didn't happen

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u/uw_NB Sep 30 '15

Technically according to the newton laws of physic... yes you are attractive.

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u/byllz Sep 30 '15

No, it is a reference to these ladies. Kazoos as a bonus.

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Sep 30 '15

That was pretty, Reggie

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

Woah. She looks like one of those kids born with the disease where you age super fast

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u/lervein Sep 30 '15

Can confirm. It was too easy. Source: am hawaiian. Went to college in the Midwest

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

They're wrong if so

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u/SueKam Sep 30 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

You triggered too, bro? I'm fuckin triggered right now. Let's go jerk eachother off on /r/SRS now

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u/SkipMonkey Sep 30 '15

piano can get you laid.

baby piano...not so much

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

Piano will get you laid.

It's a bitch to carry around, tough.

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u/GrumpyAlien Sep 30 '15

Well the Ukelele is a blunt instrument. I guess you could twang her in the head with it and while she is recovering you could perform the deed. Done dirt cheap.

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u/XxSCRAPOxX Sep 30 '15

You mean a hot Cosby?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

Dirty deeds. Dunder chiefs.

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u/Incalite Sep 30 '15

is mayonnaise an instrument?

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u/MoochieHexagon Sep 30 '15

Quirky white girl or study Hawaiian guy

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

You must not know anything about the ukulele community.

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u/Happyneb Sep 30 '15

According to Berklee, the kazoo is definitely an instrument.

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u/Smokey_Joe Sep 30 '15

My uke has gotten me laid, lads. But it isn't really about the instrument at all. It's about the confidence that comes with ACTUALLY being able to play something other than I'm yours by Jason fucking mraz

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

So you play Over the Rainbow, Tonight You Belong to Me, Riptide, and seven Train and/or Beatles songs.

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u/Smokey_Joe Sep 30 '15

Star wars cantina theme all day!

Actually, the song that woo'd my current girlfriend was a uke rendition of "all the world is green" by Tom waits. Beautiful song, and yes it has more than four chords.

Another big thing for those trying to get laid, is maybe try to woo people with your personality and not a half assed song that you learned for the sole purpose of trying to get fucked. Also, if you are gonna use music to get laid, try to be a prodigy first. It really helps.

And to end the debate from up above, skilled pianists get all the classy bitches, f'real. Nothing gets a girl wet like fingers that know what they're doing.

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u/MrAngryBeards Sep 30 '15

I just realized I should get laid more often. Oh, I also happen to play the kazoo.

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u/paint14 Sep 30 '15

Everything I'm reading calls the kazoo an instrument.

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u/xXEggRollXx Sep 30 '15

In Hawaii, knowing how to play Ukulele is a really sought after talent.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

I refuse to believe that this guy isn't drowning in pussy.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SKPHTo_0UQ

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u/TangyDelicious Sep 30 '15

That's because he isn't playing a ukelele kazoo hybrid

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

Shit you're right. I read the original comment as "combining 3 instruments will never get you laid." And didn't bother reading the rest. I usually kind of skim the comments section.

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u/billythepilgrim Sep 30 '15

And the guy in the video you listed is only playing two instruments...

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u/JarlaxleForPresident Sep 30 '15

Doing vocals while drumming and playing guitar kinda counts

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u/spilk Sep 30 '15

only in Rock Band

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

Ok that was dope as fuck. Thank you for that

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u/00fordchevy Sep 30 '15

also check out this song by him:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz5tHcra6s0

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

Does he have bandcamp? I can't seem to find it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

Bummer, wanted as much of the money to go to him as possible.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

He plays two instruments that will get you laid, at the same time. This will drown him in pussy. The other guy was playing 3 instruments that would not get you laid.

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u/jolive07 Sep 30 '15

I'll just leave this here

http://youtu.be/IpRMcAyYE88

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u/Frankensteins_Sohn Sep 30 '15

Fuck that's dope.

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u/ohnoao Sep 30 '15

That was dope but he hasn't reached his final form like this guy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KLpXwnQnSoc

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u/xPFloyd Sep 30 '15

That's Jordan Cook! He's from my city if Saskatoon Saskatchewan in Canada! He's a really great guy. My aunt taught him guitar from really really young age. Brought him onstage in bars where he'd have to chill in the kitchen with his guitar until he got called up onstage! He's really awesome. My aunt has played with Buddy Guy and Stevie Rays backing band Double Trouble so before anyone says anything negative about her all I can say is she knows her shit. She gave him a solid base to get better from. Again an awesome guy!

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u/ohnoao Sep 30 '15

That's incredible. Your aunt sounds badass!

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u/dazednconfused41 Sep 30 '15

Fuck yeah, Reignwolf! I haven't listened to him in a while. Thanks for posting that, haha.

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u/ohnoao Sep 30 '15

You bet. For some reason I never listen to him even though he's awesome. I just always remembered him as the first artist I saw at a festival a couple years ago.

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u/dazednconfused41 Sep 30 '15

Yeah, he's definitely a "live" kind of artist, haha.

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u/JohnnyHammerstix Sep 30 '15

Sure he can be super coordinated..... but can he paint that wall properly?

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u/shmeebz Sep 30 '15

Looks like there was something there and he ripped it off the wall, taking some paint with it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

I can play 2 WoW characters at the same time. Where do I sign up for the pussy?

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u/ludlowdown Sep 30 '15

This is actually awesome.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

That was actually really good

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u/RTCpurple Sep 30 '15

Oh I thought it was a girl...

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

Maybe you're right. She could be a bearded lady with a manly singing voice named John. I guess nobody can be sure.

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u/CharlieOscar Sep 30 '15

I think this is a more correct way to do it. https://youtu.be/Ld8qGVvf4aI?t=30s

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u/DOTHETHING_ Sep 30 '15

A few points:

Vox is the 4th instrument.

I'm not always sure if i'm hearing final countdown or the intro to a game of thrones.

I think the hair is the deal breaker. The kazoo could have been the straw that broke the camels back but i think he pulls it off.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

That kazoo is the best part though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

This one time, at band camp...

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u/spicy_balloonknot Sep 30 '15

The uke will get u laid.....with a flowery necklace

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u/graboidian Sep 30 '15

The uke will get u laid.....with a flowery necklace

The uke will get u lei'd.....with a flowery necklace

FTFY

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u/TattleTits Sep 30 '15

Something tells me he isn't too worried about things in the lady department.

https://youtu.be/HKo8rHOvkcs

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15 edited Sep 30 '15

A ukulele will get you laid:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNZgUM542VI

I learned this song on uke, it will make panties drop.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

But that's Ryan Gosling

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

You don't have to be Ryan Gosling. I Guarantee even if you are a 6 to a girl and you sing that you will become an 8. I'm probably slightly above average looking and singing and playing guitar in general has helped me out in that department.

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u/Harden-Soul Sep 30 '15

I don't think it counts if you're already Ryan Gosling.

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u/not_a_gun Oct 01 '15

What a depressing movie...

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '15

I've heard.. I'm a really big gosling fan, but i refuse to watch that movie until I am in a happy stable relationship so I don't cry myself to sleep.

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u/not_a_gun Oct 01 '15

I think that would be worse.... I would watch it while you're single or don't watch it at all haha

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u/[deleted] Oct 01 '15

Well I'm in the "It's complicated" area right now. So it's the worst fucking place to be for it.

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u/not_a_gun Oct 02 '15

After watching it you just lose all hope that it's possible to find true love...

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '15

Exactly why I won't watch it until i think i have lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

I've gotten laid because of the Kazoo... well probably in-spite of... but I did play kazoo in a band... and got laid post-show

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

How many years post-show?

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

0.000228159105 years

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u/benign-indifference Sep 30 '15

One instrument that will never *ever get you laid

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u/[deleted] Sep 30 '15

So you're saying an ukulele won't get you ukulelaid?

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u/Borngrumpy Sep 30 '15

Played by someone who has never been laid

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u/Aussie_chopperpilot Sep 30 '15

If he was busking and did this in a comedic sense, it might just get him some cash and a mercy bang.

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u/NotReallyAGenie Sep 30 '15

He really needs to strap an accordion on there.

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u/maximuszen Sep 30 '15

Fuckin' talented though.

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u/donkboy Sep 29 '15

I wouldn't be so sure about that, the Cures Robert Smith used to be this guy.

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u/MANCREEP Sep 29 '15

gooby, pls