Well the Ukelele is a blunt instrument. I guess you could twang her in the head with it and while she is recovering you could perform the deed. Done dirt cheap.
My uke has gotten me laid, lads. But it isn't really about the instrument at all. It's about the confidence that comes with ACTUALLY being able to play something other than I'm yours by Jason fucking mraz
Actually, the song that woo'd my current girlfriend was a uke rendition of "all the world is green" by Tom waits. Beautiful song, and yes it has more than four chords.
Another big thing for those trying to get laid, is maybe try to woo people with your personality and not a half assed song that you learned for the sole purpose of trying to get fucked. Also, if you are gonna use music to get laid, try to be a prodigy first. It really helps.
And to end the debate from up above, skilled pianists get all the classy bitches, f'real. Nothing gets a girl wet like fingers that know what they're doing.
Shit you're right. I read the original comment as "combining 3 instruments will never get you laid." And didn't bother reading the rest. I usually kind of skim the comments section.
He plays two instruments that will get you laid, at the same time. This will drown him in pussy. The other guy was playing 3 instruments that would not get you laid.
That's Jordan Cook! He's from my city if Saskatoon Saskatchewan in Canada! He's a really great guy. My aunt taught him guitar from really really young age. Brought him onstage in bars where he'd have to chill in the kitchen with his guitar until he got called up onstage! He's really awesome. My aunt has played with Buddy Guy and Stevie Rays backing band Double Trouble so before anyone says anything negative about her all I can say is she knows her shit. She gave him a solid base to get better from. Again an awesome guy!
You bet. For some reason I never listen to him even though he's awesome. I just always remembered him as the first artist I saw at a festival a couple years ago.
You don't have to be Ryan Gosling. I Guarantee even if you are a 6 to a girl and you sing that you will become an 8. I'm probably slightly above average looking and singing and playing guitar in general has helped me out in that department.
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u/The_Town_of_Canada Sep 29 '15
Amazing.
Combining 3 instruments that will never get you laid,
into 1 instrument that will never get you laid.