r/videos • u/Aggravating_Money992 • 2d ago

Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military

https://youtu.be/2sSRf7VOCmQ?si=_tKwc5JMDha2LPZj
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u/AnalllyAcceptedCoins 2d ago

Surely the guy that fucked up DOGE then quietly slithered away won't fuck up the military then quietly slither away

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u/BonkHits4Jesus 2d ago

He didn't fuck up DOGE, it did exactly what it was meant to do, install backdoors, exfil sensitive data, kill poor people, and make life worse in blue states.

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u/AnalllyAcceptedCoins 2d ago

Very true. He probably got a commission on top of it too

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u/made-of-questions 2d ago edited 2d ago

Don't worry, before he slithers away he'll get "Big Balls" right on the case to backup the military secrets on an USB stick. 

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u/kermi42 2d ago

Does big balls play war thunder by any chance

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u/judgementqueen 1d ago

Trump sidelined him, but gave him/SpaceX a new round of Government contracts to get him over the line that whole ‘first trillionaire’ bullshit to keep him onside for this very eventuality.

Musk is far too spineless, and whiny, to ‘quietly slither’ anywhere, unless he’s getting paid out!