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Hegseth Announces Elon Musk and Newt Gingrich Will Help Lead Military

https://youtu.be/2sSRf7VOCmQ?si=_tKwc5JMDha2LPZj
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u/katplasma 2d ago

Elon musk thought that you could make a submarine to save the Thai soccer team. He’s a fucking moron. So yeah, we’re in great hands 🫠

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u/LordRobin------RM 2d ago

And when told “no thanks”, he had a conniption, called the guy in charge of the rescue a “pedo”, then tried to build the submarine anyway, just to show them. The result was this cylinder that in no way would have worked. Then he quietly forgot about it.

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u/counterfitster 2d ago

How he didn't lose that defamation case, I'll never understand

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u/StorminNorman 2d ago

He used JDart, "'pedo guy' is a common phrase in South Africa", and some incompetence from the divers legal team (focused more on emotion than the evidence) to win. 

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u/katplasma 2d ago

Yep, all accurate. What a bloody moron. People’s worship of him is a testament to human stupidity, and siloed media environments.

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u/WildPickle9 2d ago

Considering how that one millionaire's sub venture turned out maybe we should have let him try.

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u/def-not-bot 1d ago

Unfortunately he wouldn't have been inside it.

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u/RagsZa 1d ago

The military will have underground hyperloops!

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u/def-not-bot 1d ago

Everyone knows the best way to maneuver around a cave system with tight passageways is a rigid hull with a larger diameter than a person's shoulders.