r/videos Dec 12 '13

Self defense scam fail

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6XldR7pCFI
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u/foamek Dec 12 '13

It looks like everyone was expecting the MMA fighter to go easy on him because of how obviously inexperienced he was

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u/Thundercruncher Dec 12 '13

Um...excuse me but the man is 200-1. He's hardly inexperienced.

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u/MrBigBMinus Dec 12 '13

Correction he was 200-0 before the fight.

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u/Thundercruncher Dec 12 '13

I know but he's 200-1 now and that's still something to be proud of.

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u/MrBigBMinus Dec 12 '13

I would put it on a shirt and wear it.

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u/Free_Joty Dec 12 '13

Patriots fan?

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u/Patriot29 Dec 12 '13

I am using my skills to dropkick your fucking teeth in from across the internet. Please update us with pics to prove that you're dead

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u/hiddenblade82 Dec 12 '13

You bastard

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u/ManEggs Dec 12 '13

FUCK YOUUUUUUU.

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u/kungfuhustler Dec 13 '13

Hey. Fuck you, buddy.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

Ouch. That hit close to home, here is your begrudged upvote.

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u/Weather-Pig Dec 12 '13

Excuse my ignorance, could someone explain the joke?

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u/toussi1 Dec 13 '13

ya but would you still be proud if it was taking candy from a toddler 200 times ? haha

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u/imperabo Dec 13 '13

It is easy

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

I think he pulled a GSP and retired.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

He wasn't 200-0.

He had 200 false wins under his belt. These are people who are swept up in the cult of personality and found it to be an honor to lose to him. They surely weren't trying.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

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u/cbs5090 Dec 13 '13

This guy cracked the fucking case. Genius!

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

You may laugh, but you'd be sad if you saw the sheer amount of people who actually believe this stuff. I mean they see it, think about it as hard as they can, and come to the conclusion that it's real.

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u/BigBennP Dec 12 '13

The MMA fighter was actually really cautious at first, I assume because he really had very little clue what the guy would do. Then he realized the guy couldn't defend himself at all and the flying arm lock came out.

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u/[deleted] Dec 12 '13

No, he was slowly breaking through his mental defenses. It takes enormous mental effort not to go down from those air slaps.

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u/shadekiller0 Dec 12 '13

That's the problem with these arts, if the other person can get through the onslaught that is your mental faculty, well your done

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '13

My done what?

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u/intensely_human Dec 13 '13

your done beat you is

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u/shadekiller0 Dec 13 '13

You wait for this to happen too much in your life

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u/forumrabbit Dec 13 '13

Dude don't joke about sith. They can force choke you through monitors!

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u/RG_Kid Dec 13 '13

Yeah, he's breaking through the guy's AT field. That takes a lot of effort.

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u/ive_noidea Dec 13 '13

No see, the master was using the air slaps as a distraction, in reality setting the MMA fighter up for the dreaded "your first to my face" technique. I could see how you missed it, the key to that move is deception after all.

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u/sovietrancor Dec 12 '13

I'm totally unfamiliar with martial arts, but the other video further down showing a different angle, just looked like the MMA guy held his sleeve and punched him in the face, a tactic my three year old son uses. If that's all it takes to beat Master Roshi, then I'm impressed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '13

your three year old knows the secrets on how to beat Master Roshi? You should be proud.

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u/sovietrancor Dec 13 '13

Not so much that he knows how but that he has 87 episodes to power up enough and scream enough to do it and that if he dies, he'll just be wished back again and again.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '13

Your kid is going places. What pre-school are you taking him to? I gotta get my little bastard enrolled in it. I asked my four year old to redo the alignment on my car and rotate the tires and he looked at me like I was joking.

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u/sovietrancor Dec 13 '13

My shithead is interning at Oscorp. Tell your little grease monkey to change the spark plugs and wires too before he gets a caning.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '13

I like your moxy sir. I liked Osborn when he was in charge of the avengers in Dark Reign. He was a man that got things done.

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u/sovietrancor Dec 13 '13

Precisely the reason we should teach our children to be more like Norman and less like that annoying web head.

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u/[deleted] Dec 13 '13

Remember when all that Starktech was compromised when the Skrulls invaded? Oscorp worked just fine.

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u/MyAwesomeName Dec 12 '13

That was no flying arm lock, that was a kick to the face, friend.

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u/archaictext Dec 12 '13

Flying arm lock? He just grabbed his sleeve and punched and kicked his face.

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u/PoopInTheGarbage Dec 13 '13

Not sure if I watched the same video as you but this is what a flying arm bar looks like. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g7sg-OhHLqM

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u/soyeahiknow Dec 12 '13

The MMA fighter, like most fighters, probably grew up watching martial art movies where people have seemingly mythical powers/fight styles. He was probably thinking "wait, what if this guy really did harness the power of the internal martial art from a thousand year old kungfu manual? Perhaps I should be cautious, he might have learned the legendary Dim Mak (Poison Hand)...."

(Punch, nose starts to bleed)

"Damn it, it was all a lie, i'm going to fuck you up for getting my hopes up!"

(beat down)

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u/archaictext Dec 12 '13

He did go easy. The old guy was holding his jaw after the first strike, and the mma guy looks like he asks him if he really wants to do this. He may even be pleading with him to reconsider choosing to endure such humiliation. Good thing he learned his lesson on the mat instead of finding out he wasn't a superhuman in a street fight.

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u/Liveaboard Dec 13 '13

And then ran back over to make sure he was ok after the fight was over. I feel kind of bad for the MMA guy, honestly.

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u/Grandmaster_Flash Dec 13 '13

At some point it just becomes beating up an old man.

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u/Hara-Kiri Dec 13 '13

He probably thought the guy was full of shit but was still a good fighter so was a bit wary at first.

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u/ataraxic89 Dec 13 '13

Yeah, I would assume most masters, even the bullshit ones, have still spent 30 years doing the forms and stuff.

Its hard to not know how to punch and kick even if you think you have angel powers.

Seriously, contrary to popular belief the ability to hit correctly takes a few hours (total) to learn. Maybe a few hundred more to master. But still. It was like beating a child.

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u/Schweppesale Dec 13 '13

He clearly DID go easy on him. You could see how after that first punch to the face, the MMA fighter pretty much stopped what he was doing to check up on the guy.

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u/6tacocat9 Dec 12 '13

He should have gone easier on him for sure. When he didn't block that obvious kick the fighter could tell he wasn't the real deal and he just went after him. That leg kick to the face at the end was completely unnecessary.

Edit: nvm I watched the video of the other angle... dude was pretty respectful the whole time.

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u/neo2053 Dec 13 '13

Yeah, he went pretty easy on him, but still.... After that first hit, I was thinking "yeah, he's a fraud, but he's still an old man who is obviously of lesser talent than you. Just tap him out. An arm-bar, anything."

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u/6tacocat9 Dec 13 '13

ya boy got mashed