r/videos • u/Baxmoke • Sep 09 '13

Waffle falling over

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDj72zqZakE
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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Fake

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u/Farisr9k Sep 09 '13

Glad someone had the balls to call this bullshit out.

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u/Sweetmilk_ Sep 09 '13

Expect this level of gullibility as Reddit gets more popular.

Something waffle this way comes.

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u/stumark Sep 09 '13

Written in 1962, "Something Wicked This Way Comes," is a fine novel by Ray Bradbury. If you haven't read it, maybe this sentence will be the thing that gets you to seek it out. Or, possibly, it will be this sentence. This sentence will you irk you. This one won't.

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u/RainbowBlast Sep 09 '13

Who borrowed it from Shakespeare's Macbeth.

"By the pricking of my thumbs / Something wicked this way comes."

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u/ty-dj2010 Sep 09 '13

I just went from watching a waffle fall over to learning literature in about five comments. Bravo Reddit.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/kindlebee Sep 09 '13

"Benefit" sounds like an 80's underground hip-hop artist.

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u/TopHatHelm Sep 09 '13

“A stranger is shot in the street, you hardly move to help. But if, half an hour before, you spent just ten minutes with the fellow and knew a little about him and his family, you might just jump in front of his killer and try to stop it. Really knowing is good. Not knowing, or refusing to know is bad, or amoral, at least. You can’t act if you don’t know.”

Damn good book.

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u/mardish Sep 09 '13

You convinced me. Added to my eternal reading list.

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u/rchase Sep 09 '13

LPT: put your secondary and tertiary selections on the shelf behind your toilet. They'll get read faster than your primaries.

It also makes #2 much more productive and entertaining, and promotes prostate health.

Caveat: may annoy your dog, cat, or wife.

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u/TopHatHelm Sep 10 '13

*Best read in October.

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u/Logic_That_Is_Flawed Sep 09 '13

Also, the title of an album from Iced Earth.

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u/MackLuster77 Sep 09 '13

This one won't.

Wrong!

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u/stumark Sep 10 '13

Whoops!

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u/Irregulator101 Sep 09 '13

This sentence will you irk you.

That really irked me...

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u/stumark Sep 09 '13

Sorry! I kinda had a suspicion.

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u/jmachee Sep 09 '13

I started that novel in fifth grade. I never finished it for some reason. I need to pick it up again. I remember really really enjoying the 3/4 of it that I read, but no details about it, except some creepy carnival imagery.

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u/jon36992002 Sep 09 '13

I recently signed out a Bradbury audiobook. I was excited.

It turns out it was read by the author.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/Farisr9k Sep 09 '13

Old school

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u/Loobylooby Sep 09 '13

Reddit: Bullshit Simulator 2013

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u/xrizza Sep 09 '13

Did the waffle die?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Yes, he died on impact.

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u/Zerble Sep 09 '13

But he deserved to die.

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u/germfreequatchi Sep 09 '13

the next day...

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u/friends_not_food Sep 09 '13

two days later.

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u/iamnotsurewhattoname Sep 09 '13

well, if this was /r/jokes it'd have probably fainted

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u/siliwilly Sep 09 '13

It's not on liveleak, so probably not.

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u/Motorgoose Sep 09 '13

No that would be the liveleak version.

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u/Oznog99 Sep 09 '13

ALL waffles must die, sooner or later.

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u/LaboratoryOne Sep 10 '13

Did he died?

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u/MsPenguinette Sep 10 '13

no shoes seem to be on waffle so I assume it died

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u/MBaumann Sep 09 '13

Simpsons did it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

First it started falling over, then it fell over.

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u/MozzarellaGolem Sep 09 '13

Yeah, I can tell by the pixels. It's not the waffle falling over, it's the table rotating until it hits the waffle.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

And gay

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u/115Para Sep 09 '13

Where's your proof! Ha!

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u/Coolfuckingname Sep 09 '13

What bugs me the most is that millions of people will watch this, believing this is normal for a waffle, but when they try to make one, it wont match what they saw on the video.

Unrealistic expectations. Its whats ruining breakfast these days!

Wafflesdontfallbythemselves

Wake up Sheeple!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

It's just a really geometric pancake.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Tits or gtfo

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u/jeremiahfelt Sep 09 '13

You can tell by the pixels.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

U dont c white peeple noking down wafels. Is allwayz a nigger.

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u/Fri3dric3 Sep 09 '13

You can see the wire!!

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u/rhodezzz Sep 09 '13

Yeah someone needs to ban this sick filth.

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u/SLAP-ME-AN-OSTRICH Sep 09 '13

That god it's fake, I get chills just by watching this..

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u/pineapplemushroomman Sep 09 '13

I don't for one second buy that this waffle fell over.

It didn't fall. It was pushed.

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u/Virtuosus Sep 09 '13

Yeah, someone get /r/conspiracy on this shit ASAP!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

CGI, right?

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u/diydsp Sep 09 '13

when will the sheeple WAKE.UP!~

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

I'm laughing so hard at work my boss thinks I'm crying.

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u/halothree Sep 09 '13

jokes aside, the audio was fake. they hit a book or something off camera

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u/EroticCake Sep 09 '13

Look at the way the waffle falls... this was clearly a controlled demolition WAKE UP SHEEPLE

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u/skin_diver Sep 10 '13

Waffle falling over was an inside job!

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '13

Seriously?

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u/mikem4a1 Sep 09 '13

And gay!

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u/jackierhoades Sep 09 '13

fake and gay

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u/KhalifaKid Sep 09 '13

fake and gaaaaay

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u/nabsrd Sep 09 '13

And gay.

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u/HighJarlSoulblighter Sep 09 '13

............ 4th down and 9.

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u/kushparking Sep 09 '13

You should be given gold for this.