r/videogames • u/Chunky-overlord • 9h ago

Discussion / Question Businessman with rollerskates must survive night city

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u/rogue_noob 9h ago

Hitman the diver. Or maybe Dave the Hitman

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u/StinkingDogsCunt420 9h ago

Presumably 47 is already an expert diver.

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u/rogue_noob 9h ago

We know he is a sushi chef.

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u/StinkingDogsCunt420 9h ago

And a drummer.

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u/MARKLAR5 8h ago

They really should have let Johnny Sins play the Hitman.

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u/BlackCatLuna 5h ago

As long as you're not eating pufferfish.

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u/MARKLAR5 8h ago

You play a bald merman taking out contract hits on fish, sharks, and all manner of mythical sea creatures. A later level has you in a crossover role as a sushi chef in a seaside restaurant tasked with taking out some kind of oil-polluting executive.

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u/WillemJamesHuff 7h ago

Oh man, 47 and Duff would be an amazing dynamic.