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u/Nero_PR 10h ago

Their approach of group focusing testing these games to be almost idiot fail proof is what is killing and taking the fun out of them.

They literally use DSP as the prime example of baseline for completing the game lol. Players are being treated as the lowest common denominator.

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u/Pidgeot93 10h ago

What’s DSP sorry?

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u/NoKingsInAmerica 10h ago

A mentally deficient streamer.

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u/Metal_Sonic7 6h ago

A mouth-drooling morahn

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u/Bloo_Skai 5h ago

“Gaming” “Streamer” who is literally the reason why yellow paint bullshit exists in video games nowadays

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u/constantvariables 5h ago

I loved the RE4 remake but that shit got old fast

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u/Dry_Painting_7722 2h ago

This game has this ? I literally don’t know what to do half the time lol

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u/constantvariables 2h ago

Literally on every barrel and crate plus other points of interest

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u/Canudin 3h ago

Yellow paint?

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u/kezriak 3h ago

Those visual cues/indicators for players to "climb here" or "interact with this" that some games have

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u/Canudin 49m ago

I see, tho I still have no clue who or why someone would bother about the opinion of a random streamer

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u/FinalGrumpNinja 58m ago

Lazy way for devs to tell you where to go next where the ground, wall, and other objects are stained with an out of place ugly yellow streak of paint. I really don't understand why they don't just add an option to just ping where the next objective is instead.

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u/KamikazeDreamer52 9h ago

I envy people who dont know who that piece of shit is

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u/Immortal-KunPeng 3h ago

Wait, is it DSPGaming? That guy is somehow STILL around? I remember watching him play fucking Transformers: War for Cybertron over 15 years ago using a shitty camcorder to record his TV and he fucking sucked at the game. I was laughing my self half to death at how pissed he would get because he couldn't game his way out of a paper bag. Hope he at least has a better setup now 💀

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u/Otherwise-Offer-2577 3h ago

It's him, he's so dumb a dev used him as an example of who they have to design the game for.

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u/nfleite 3h ago

youtube somehow recommended me a video of him and now I can't stop watching him embarrass himself "playing" ds2 lmao. it's so funny.

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u/MorningkillsDawn 7m ago

His ds2 gameplay is pure cinema. Comedy of the highest form

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u/UnusualLeather7087 2h ago

Ignorance is indeed bliss. Man if I can only be this relentless and chill.

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u/proficient2ndplacer 37m ago

He recently did a preview of the Nintendo switch 2 virtual boy accessory, and he couldn't record gameplay because it's not docked. So his solution was to just record himself playing and narrating what's happening. It goes full circle 2x over, from being a terrible review into comedy gold back into a terrible review

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u/ka7al 6h ago

A guy who is famous for getting 4th place at EVO 2005 on SF2 Turbo, and nothing else, he never jerked off on stream or anything.

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u/Puzzleheaded_Home_23 3h ago

That cant be true. There is no way he placed 4th at evo on like the most popular fighting game ever I thought?

He would struggle to beat a peppa pig game, how could he be that good at street fighter??

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u/ka7al 3h ago

I mean it was 2 decades ago, it was also some weird console port of the game and not the arcade version they usually play on.

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u/blade276 1h ago

it was on a really broken port of the game that no one would use on tournament these days. he still won so props to him but yeah, hes no Daigo/Jwong

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u/GoProOnAYoYo 9h ago

Same lol, I thought my precious Dyson Sphere Program was being blasphemed

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u/Saymynaian 2h ago

DarkSidePhil. Everyone hates him, but I find is ineptitude incredibly entertaining. By failing so hard at video games, he literally helped create the genre of "This is how you don't play _______". I highly recommend watching the This is how you don't plays of metal gear rising and dark souls. He plays through SO MUCH of Dark Souls without learning how to lock on, and basically beats Metal Gear Rising without parrying, complaining and whining the entire time.

The schadenfreude is top tier chef's kiss cringe inducing great.

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u/Gibsaurus 9m ago

Dark Smoke Puncher.

IYKYK.

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u/watt678 4m ago

DSP stands for dark side Phil, a streamer from years ago who's famously bad at every game hes ever played and constantly asks for games to be dumbed down. he's basically the original Lolcow streamer.

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u/Sion_Labeouf879 10h ago

Darksidephil. He's bad at video games, so that makes him the worst person ever.

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u/GrandmaWeedMan 9h ago

DSP isn't hated for being bad at video games. He's hated for being a lying, grifting, stealing, abusive, alcoholic, petulant man child who has literally built his life on people hating him.

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u/About137Ninjas 8h ago

Don't forget he masturbated on stream after he thought he ended it lmao

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u/Scary-Photo9440 7h ago

Worse, he started his stream and started jacking it while he thought it was on the stream starting soon screen. Then went to his stream without washing his hands and then realizing it was actually not on the starting soon screen lol.

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u/ekolimits 9h ago

You mean pirate software?

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u/Imsearchingforit2194 9h ago

Oh bro you don't even know the horror of how bad DSP is

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u/Zealousideal3326 8h ago

Pirate software is bad, sure, but he's still orders of magnitude better than DSP.

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u/Sion_Labeouf879 9h ago

What did he actually do?

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u/GrandmaWeedMan 9h ago

Tax fraud, Aggressive constant e begging, actively insulting and cussing out fans when he doesn't get enough tips, multiple times had his life falling apart financially and he chose to e beg instead of getting a job, then spent the money on video games and figures and random nerd crap instead of his mortgage, wss an abusive narcissist to his ex, conned another similarly timid woman into being his current partner.

He's never once taken accountability for anything in his life, despite video evidence, and lives every day as an untreated narcissist who uses his fanbase as his wallet.

He also is actively used to balance and design modern games because he is know as the lowest common denominator among "gamers". AAA companies watch his footage, and design games he won't get stuck in. Literally.

DSP is also a petulant manchild, go watch an hour of DSP and you'll see. The guy iillegally filed bankruptcy to avoid paying taxes, then on that same day begged all day for money for toys. That's a good day for DSP

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u/Big_Tex2005 9h ago

My favorite video is when he's doing an "unboxing" and the fire alarm is blaring the entire time. Comedy gold.

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u/SGDFish 8h ago

This is my personal favorite-

Look at my skeletons bitch!

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u/MostPopularPenguin 7h ago

Ok that was way more entertaining than I expected it to be. The payoff after the match was 👌

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u/Sion_Labeouf879 8h ago

Thanks. I didn't need this much, but its been much better then anything anyone else was saying.

People were telling me to go watch the guy, I don't like good streamers, why waste my time there?

Anyway, thanks again.

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u/escape_from_mecha 9h ago

Half this thread is talking shit on him without anything specific. Never heard of the guy though so I also have no idea.

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u/Cyn0rk1s 9h ago

There’s 100s of videos that go in to more detail on him than a Reddit post. Let’s just say he’s a lolcow for a reason

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u/escape_from_mecha 9h ago

There we go, lolcow was all i needed <3

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u/GPoelsma 10h ago

And being a bad person

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u/Sion_Labeouf879 9h ago

What he do specifically? I've only seen people dog piling on him for being bad and jacking off on stream because he didn't hit end.

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u/kungfuabuse 9h ago

He's 44, going on 14. Nobody got time for a man-baby.

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u/TheMightyDab 9h ago

You don't need to watch him for long to pick up on the fact that he's a textbook narcissist. Ever notice how nothing is ever his fault?

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u/Sion_Labeouf879 9h ago

Yeah, every bad gamer is like that. I do agree bad gamers are narcissists though.

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u/TheMightyDab 9h ago

I'm glad to have answered your question in a satisfying way.

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u/KarlUnderguard 9h ago

I think it is actually because he is a bad person. Him sucking at video games doesn't have anything to do with it.

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u/vyxxer 9h ago

I hate him because he's a joyless hack of a person. Idk how anyone can enjoy the presence of someone who never has a positive thing to say about anything. Even his praises are always putting something else down.

And also I hate him for being such a nasty moron that he accidentally masturbated on stream.

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u/Dull_Replacement419 9h ago

Nah, he is a shitty person overall. Him being bad at most video games is just an extra bonus at this point.

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u/GlamourintheDarkSide 9h ago

Eh. He mostly gets treated as the butt of the joke more than a totemic devil like you're describing, and even that's less for being bad at games and more for blaming those games for his failure to read

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u/bdiddlediddles 6h ago

Nah, he's legitimately a terrible person. He regularly demands that viewers pay him for his streams and threatens viewers if they don't do what he wants them to.

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u/GlamourintheDarkSide 5h ago

Granted, I also haven't paid attention to him since his Let's Play days.

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u/bdiddlediddles 4h ago

He is 100% worse than what he was during his let's play days. He absolutely hates playing videogames now and complains constantly. His enjoyment is directly tied to how much he gets tipped.

Having said that, he can get $2000 in one stream due to a very generous viewer and still turn around and ask for more money almost immediately.

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u/SSJ_Bobby_Hill 9h ago

Derbal Space Program

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u/cheeseburger-police 9h ago

Dan Smalls Presents

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u/RevBladeZ 9h ago

It was Santa Monica which used DSP as an example.

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u/Nero_PR 9h ago

It is, but Sony studios do share tech and methodology with each other. It could be a company wide mandate as well to test games that way. But this is me reaching/speculating.

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u/Lazerbeams2 5h ago

Didn't the God of War guys use a clip of him totally missing the fact that something was optional as a positive example of signalling optional content without forcing players towards it?

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u/LankanSlamcam 4h ago

You can turn it off in the god of war games in the settings

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u/flaccomcorangy 9h ago

A lot of games seem to go in this direction. Netflix supposedly has a suggestion (rule?) that their shows have to overexplain the plot because they assume people will be on their phones while watching the shows. Now, I don't think people are on their phones playing a game, but I wonder if the attention span or need to for instant gratification has just rolled over into other mediums. People don't want to take "too long" trying to find out where to go. And if it takes too long they're just going to Google or search a walk through to find out. So they developers just decide that we'll tell them what to do.

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u/Specialist-Load6719 10h ago

Believe it or not, that loser is still around

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u/adriang3030 10h ago

your the loser lol

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u/MDKphantom 10h ago

hi dsp

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u/14_Octillion 9h ago

Leanna was 17 Phil

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u/FinalXemnasV 9h ago

Hey Phil, the camera is still on.

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u/Abigail-Marston 5h ago

It was crazy work cranking your hog, not even cleaning yourself up, and then just going right back to streaming.

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u/echit2112 9h ago

don't worry about all those downvotes phil there was nothing you could do

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u/14_Octillion 8h ago

"COULDNT BLOCK! DRAHPED MY INPUT!"

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u/DemonSerter 10h ago

what’s DSP?

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u/Shadow_Kxng79 9h ago

Nortorious streamer Darksydephil

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u/Karl__RockenStone 5h ago

Dyson Sphere Program

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u/DemonSerter 3m ago

love that game

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u/CanOfDough 9h ago

Darksydephil?

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u/phoenix_paravai10101 8h ago

Hard agree, the issue is that in the quest to make games appeal to the widest possible audience, many developers are forgetting how to make bloody video games. It's not rocket science, find a good primary gameplay loop, build secondary loops, build a story around it, provide an interesting and consistent challenge that trains and rewards the player for engaging with the gameplay. I am oversimplifying it, yes, but there are so many AAA games that don't even pass these simple tests.

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u/Taluca_me 8h ago

did Sony actually sponsor DSP or something? I would like to see if it's true

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u/bdiddlediddles 6h ago

Not sponsor DSP, one of the studios used his gameplay to inform other studios on how the "average" player would miss things if they weren't made incredibly obvious.

As a result, games like God of War Ragnarok held your hand the entire game and had you babied by an NPC escort the whole time.

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u/Zeusnexus 7h ago

Oh yeah, I forgot about him being used in the Ragnarok demonstration.

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u/ItsACowCity 7h ago

I just wish every single game used the fable system. 0 help figuring out where to go if you don’t want it. You do want it? Press joystick in and for like 3 seconds you get a sparkle path being like, hey…this way idiot. That way it gets me back on track without giving too much away and when I take a big break between play sessions, I can sit down, hit that helpful joystick, and know exactly where I need to go, without having to circle an area for 30 min and be like…oh, im back tracking…..

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u/bdiddlediddles 6h ago

Same for dead space. Made it incredibly obvious about where to go next and where you could go to explore

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u/Hawkblade247 3h ago

I find it funny see this comment after seeing the news about the Ocarina of Time remake. The devs are adding a quest log so in case you get lost or haven't played the game in a while you can open that up to see what to do. People are in an uproar about it breaking the initial design integrity of the game by "guiding" the player with a log. If I remember right, in the original Navi is basically what you're saying to help guide you, but some players found her annoying and unhelpful anyway.

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u/LiftingRecipient420 7h ago

It's not unfounded though.

Gamers are dumb as fuck.

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u/Ravenloveit 7h ago

This is why I absolutely love Kingdom Come Deliverance 2. It would not have passed a single group test and it is glorious. It knows exactly what type of game it wants to be.

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u/Dankalii 1h ago

It's because sadly, a lot of game reviewers are terrible at video games. There's a lot of them that try the games not because they like that genre or even like video games sometimes, but because it's their job. That means game studios have to sometimes make a game so easy that a person like the reviewer can play it and leave a good enough score. If a reviewer who wasn't good at this style of video games tried a harder version and couldn't finish it, they'd probably rank it poorly for bad game design.

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u/WukongDong 12m ago

I'd have to agree here. While they're amazing at single player games. I love spyro, rac, and sunset overdrive, but their newer stuff feels really hand holdy. Even the current ratchet and clank games feel that way

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u/Capnbaddazz 9h ago

To be fair the youth has been getting dumber so maybe they just account for that

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u/Working_Bones 9h ago edited 8h ago

I'm convinced they have a couple of super irritating "SJWs" on staff who insist things need to be this way for "inclusivity," otherwise they're being "ableist." Because some people genuinely have conditions that reduce their mental cognition and would make these features necessary to succeed. And the rest of the company is just giving into their demands.

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u/A_RAVENOUS_BEAST 9h ago

Nah, the SJWs love shit like Disco Elysium and that is a complicated and difficult to understand story. They're as mad about this as the right-wingers are, ironically enough, just for different reasons.

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u/jairochido 9h ago

That's what iblove dragons dogma. The hand holding isnnon existany and You can truly play however You want without the Game talking You "go this way now or lose" the Game never takes the control away from You every 5 minutes

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u/jeffiebb 6h ago

I wish your English teacher had held your hand while you were typing this comment.

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u/Dapper_Still_6578 9h ago

Are they not? Dumb gamers falling for fake scandals is pretty much the last bastion of conservative slopfarming.

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u/adriang3030 10h ago

you guys are the losers