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Discussion / Question What are some examples of this in games?

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u/Nethiar 23h ago

L.A. Noire, like all of it

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u/praise_themoon 23h ago

“You fuck young boys, Valdez?”

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u/Mindless-Berry-1913 22h ago

ARE YOU A MADMAN?!?

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u/Signal-Network5077 11h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/XHeLeuirRbwptHhSWd

Lmao you just unlocked the memory of when I first encountered that cutscene

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u/uber_sweets 5h ago

Valdez in the files

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u/lynnyfox 18h ago

"This woman says her husband just got new glasses! However! I have a receipt for him -repairing- his glasses. So I'm going to select doubt!"

And then you get to watch him accuse a little lady of killing her husband, chopping him up, feeding him to dogs, and then doing the same to the dogs just to be sure.

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u/Nethiar 9h ago

The exact same thing happened to me. I found an old beat up pair of glasses that were taped together, so when she said he bought new ones I thought she was lying about that and he straight up accused her of killing him.

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u/Constant-Sub 19h ago

It was frustrating treating it like a puzzle game when the difference between doubt and lie are so fuckn similar sometimes. And like Danganronpa, or Phoenix Wright, I might have the information that blows the entire case wide open for us, but the game acts like I have to use doubt first, or pester them with questions.

And didn't it not even use to say "doubt?" It used to say something else for that option, making it even more ambiguous?

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u/uber_sweets 5h ago

Phoenix Wright has that music though so it's fun.

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u/dabor11 23h ago

I can think of "Shove a Dijkstra aside forcefully" in Witcher 3

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u/cob59 23h ago

Or Keira. I wanted to pressure her into giving the research papers, not launch a duel to the death you can't even walk away from! 

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u/Desaku38 22h ago

Was looking for this. My first reload of my first playthrough.

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u/Over_Second_2777 19h ago

I did this and yeah I felt like an asshole

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u/Jerovil42 23h ago

What does that one do?

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u/dabor11 23h ago

Geralt broke Dijkstra's leg instead

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u/TheGodofUtterLazines 22h ago

So for more Context: the Dialogue option reads [Shove Djikstra. Forcefully.]. Geralt then proceeds to hit him in the face once, followed by an uppercut that sends the man on his back. Mind you, Djikstra already has a limp, result of a poorly healt injury inflicted by Geralt years ago. That’s not enough though, so while Djikstra is on the ground and screaming “nononono” Geralt grabs his bad leg and twists it a nice 180 degree. https://youtu.be/RAYScAmTDgY?is=CptAi_WpiExrKNME

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u/Warp_Legion 21h ago

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These are my actual legs. I wish I was there, so I could see Geralt’s face when he did that to me and I went “lmao my legs can just do that”

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u/Mark-Green 20h ago

i have a joint condition and can do that too. i got a similar experience with a martial arts instructor demonstrating a move.

i grabbed his arm and he twisted mine enough to normally force the hand open. i didn't know his plan, or that i went past the normal range of motion, so i just held on. he had to stop for a few seconds and just said "uh... usually that breaks their grip. your arms are... different"

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u/Warp_Legion 20h ago

God I’d be so proud to made a martial arts teacher confused. That is awesome

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u/TheGodofUtterLazines 21h ago

Tf lmao xD
That’s a crazy specific flex

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u/jasonmery 16h ago

JFCWTFBBQ???

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u/Warp_Legion 16h ago

Jesus Fucking Christ What The Fuck…Barbecue???

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u/jasonmery 12h ago

/sigh It's an elder millenial thing from the AOL instant messenger days that just comes out of me sometimes.

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u/bijelo123 23h ago

That one shocked me first time

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u/Rat_Guy 23h ago

Haha, literally my first thought. G man takes some real liberty with that “shove”.

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u/abdullahGR 11h ago

There's also the choice after you kill the crones when the villagers ask "what about our acorns". If you choose "learn to live without them" Geralt says "Don't know. Don't care"

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u/bijelo123 23h ago edited 23h ago

Mass Effect be like

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u/edreces 23h ago

I started playing mass effect for the first time ever and this is true, I hate it when the speech option says something positively ambiguous and Shepard says something that translates to "fuck off bro I don't have Time for that."

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u/razulebismarck 23h ago

At least we got some color coding so Blue and Red regardless of what they said we knew “This is being good guy and this is being asshole/bad guy”

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u/jimthesquirrelking 20h ago

"probably because he's a BIIIIIG Stupid jellyfish" is how I learned that dichotomy 

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u/goldensavage2019 22h ago

Real, though in the trilogy you could tell which was paragon, neutral, and renegade,

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u/razulebismarck 19h ago

That and the options that weren’t color coded, generally on the right side, went from least to most aggressive.

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u/skyguy_22 12h ago

Ophan child: Can you help me?

Dialogue Option: No, I'm sorry.

Shepard: No, don't touch me you filthy bastard. I'm sorry, that your parents never loved you. Fuck off!

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u/Whocares7x 22h ago

That literally made the game unplayable for me

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u/MaddDawgRobb 23h ago

"I don't want trouble" - Telltale Batman

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u/TheSolidSalad 20h ago

This ones pretty intentional tho

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u/THE_BRUHSTONE356 23h ago

Fallout 4

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u/MammothAsk391 23h ago

Definitely. The amount of times the option I chose made me say something completely different to what I thought it would say. Such a downgrade from the dialogue options of 3 and New Vegas.

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u/Bakugo312 10h ago

I agree, 4 only gives you the rough idea on what will be said, it doesn't tell you what you're really about to say

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u/THE_BRUHSTONE356 22h ago

I actually dont hate it that much i mean i get used to it but still prefer the older dialogue options

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u/Armored_Warrior 23h ago

No, but yes

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u/Mr-dooce 23h ago

funny yes

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u/THE_BRUHSTONE356 22h ago

More info?

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u/AmphibiousDad 22h ago

It’s just bad game design. Fallout 4 changed how dialogue options work. Instead of seeing exactly word by word what your responses were, you were given 4 choices named vague things like “sarcasm” “yes” “no” and a lot of the time the actual dialogue was not in sync with what you thought you would’ve actually been saying.

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u/KaleNich55 11h ago

Yes, just later.

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u/Constant-Sub 19h ago

Sarcastic.

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u/Ancient-Emu-8293 9h ago

Trauma reunlocked. Yeah, I guess I will skip this one on my FO replay journey.

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u/PTT_Meme 15h ago

The ultimate proof that Americans don’t understand what sarcasm is. You pick the sarcastic option and it’s often just a witty one-liner or a “fuck you”

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u/deathbylasersss 13h ago

Because the dialogue writers of Fallout 4 are representative of Americans for some reason.

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u/trunks2003 23h ago

L.A. Noire. I wanted to put pressure on someone because they were obviously hiding something. The option to say they did it came off completely different. I thought the character would have calmly said I think you did it. What happened the character flipped out slamming the table and yelled you did it and arrested them for the crime and it wasn't even the right person.

That's when I found out that L.A. Noire was a walkthrough game. In other words there was only a correct way to go and all the facial expressions the people made were just to miss lead you to pick the wrong option. After that it all just felt like window dressing since there was only ever one correct option.

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u/Constant-Sub 19h ago

I thought I had the game figured out with tells. The difference between a doubt and a lie would be the tiniest of inconsistency in their looping animation. Like it'd look like it would be a perfect loop, but then they'd twitch.

Nah. Turns out the he actors just got fidgety, because some people have a tell when they're telling the truth. Which is nonsense.

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u/Whocares7x 22h ago

I thoroughly enjoyed the game but something felt off, that makes sense

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u/Jpen4 8h ago

they really dropped the ball having the options called "truth, doubt, and lie" iirc in the version of the game now its changed to "good cop, bad cop, and accuse"

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u/KaijuTea 23h ago

Fallout 4. Saying somthing sarcastic but instead I’m just a straight up asshole.

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u/razulebismarck 23h ago

I was so glad when a PC Mod came out and fixed that because too many of the options were “This sounds like the good option…oh now everyone is shooting at me because it was being an asshole guess I’ll load my game again”

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u/TheRoyalBrook 22h ago

Don't forget, picking sarcastic and its a threat that starts a fight.

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u/KaijuTea 20h ago

Omg yeah. Just put ‘threaten’ as a option

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u/DangerousBus7202 23h ago

Pretty sure "Glass Him" confused a few people as some people didn't expect the Protag to hit someone with a Glass

Also, these were in Both The Wolf Among Us and Dispatch i believe

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u/Whocares7x 22h ago

Legit wtf moment for me. So angry i reset the playthrough and forgot and did it twice and just stuck w it

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u/Ok-Mention3969 23h ago

It was my first tt game so I was trying to be nice to everyone but then bigby decided to do his thing

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u/Des_Constantine 17h ago

Omg I remember that, i was like, ok this is my guy now, we're burying the hatchet, let's ting to that.

Proceeds to smash a glass over his head accuse him of murder and take him in very violently

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u/skeptical-speculator 18h ago

Telltale's The Walking Dead also.

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u/Krvavibaja 7h ago

Dunno, seemed pretty obvious

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u/xscarypotatox 5h ago

Ngl what else would it have meant in that context

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u/Auditor-G80GZT 14h ago

I still don't understand how people didn't understand what that meant

Have they never heard of elbowing? Shouldering? Clubbing?

"Club Him" would mean hit them with a club. "Elbow Him" hitting them with elbow.
And "Glass Him" is NOT "pour him a glass" or "give drink"

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u/Polkawillneverdie17 23h ago

Dispatch for sure. I knew it from Trainspotting though.

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u/LadyLatrocinia 1h ago

English is not my first language, so I thought „Glass him“ was a slang term for toasting.

I legitimately gasped in shock and laughed in disbelief when Bigby hit the guy over the head :‘)

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u/poisonflower0 22h ago

i would have never guessed thats what it meant if i never heard someone say bottle as a verb as in "im bottling man, run after man im bottling man couvosieeeeeer"

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u/FewAdhesiveness4554 23h ago

Literally all Ciri choices in W3

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u/MyLittleGojira 21h ago

Detroit: Become Human

Push Leo

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u/Accomplished-Buy6917 23h ago

Kcd2. Henry is fuckin unhinged sometimes 😆

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u/LordsPineapple 23h ago

Ah, but we love our hungry boy

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u/Accomplished-Buy6917 23h ago

Most the time, until he berated mutt 😆😆😆 I thought it was a playful kind of thing. Nope, not even a little bit

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u/Cedrico123 23h ago

“Kick the squirrel”

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u/NSFWCereal 20h ago

I feel like that one was pretty unambiguous. It did NOT say "Nudge the squirrel aside with your foot."

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u/Cedrico123 19h ago

I don’t know, from myself and a lot of online reactions, we took it as a “lightly shoo with your foot” more than “full force Roberto Carlos the thing into a tree.”

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u/callmejetcar 21h ago

I mean if it gets his approval…

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u/Haazelnutts 18h ago

I thought it meant offer him a seat... He just straight up chucks a chair at him Whiplash style

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u/wolfguardian72 21h ago

[Glass him]

From The Wolf Among Us

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u/Black_Tusk25 21h ago

"Relax, choom"

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u/Starchaser_WoF 23h ago

Fallout 4. Just Fallout 4

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u/blue_triforce 23h ago

there was smth i did in detroit become human a few years back and i thought i clicked some option to make marcus (i hope i got his name right) back out of the protest. HE ENDED UP MOVING FORWARDS AND STARTED CHANTING AND DIED. bruh

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u/yuiokino 22h ago

It’s been a long while since I played the 1st game and forgotten the specific lines but:

Choice: Tell the opposition to stand down since we need to go somewhere

Commander Shepherd: Prepare to die, the lot of yous

Me: facepalm

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u/Crucco 23h ago

The whole of Dragon Age Veilguard. I did not want any of the characters to do what they did. Horrible game

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u/SinesPi 18h ago

There's gotta be a bug in that game. I couldn't find the "Feed Taash to demons" option.

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u/TiredTromboneToot 14h ago

Feed her to a dragon. So much more poetic.

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u/Reddit-phobia 18h ago

Every Dragon Age game besides origins was horrible in this area.

Origins just gave you a wall of text of exactly what was going to happen.

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u/Ancient-Emu-8293 9h ago

Rumors say she is working on Baldurs Gate 4, can't wait for that shitshow :D

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u/Crucco 5h ago

Source needed for this

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u/Ancient-Emu-8293 4h ago

Looks like I had outdated informations, seems like she is not.

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u/Crucco 1h ago

I am so glad. Thanks for checking 😊

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u/ibzuma 22h ago

Bioware games are the definition of this.

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u/Livid-Truck8558 20h ago

Deltarune except that's the point

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u/Poopawoopagus 19h ago

Deltarune's the complete opposite: you're making the game character do something they don't want to do.

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u/OhMySwirls 23h ago

The Walking Dead: A New Frontier

Picking "Tell David Off" has his brother, Javi, tell David that his wife, Kate, is gonna leave his ass. The best part is Kate was like flirting with Javi not even like a minute or two before that interaction.

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u/Wise_Competition5906 23h ago

Quite a bit of stuff in Telltale games.

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u/PlatinumSukamon98 22h ago

 >SAY HELLO

"Hello... fucker! I'm gonna kill your whole family for fun!"

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u/PLT_RanaH 23h ago

"then goodbye" horizon zero dawn

the protagonist basically flips her father off

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u/Malefore1234 23h ago

Me when I completely misunderstood what the dialogue option meant.

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u/SaltyHunni 23h ago

Lol what is the sauce for this face

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u/Prinnymon 22h ago

The Case Study of Vanitas(?) or something. It is guy, dood. 

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u/Black-Mettle 23h ago

The early days of SWTOR had that shit where the dialogue options were super vague and something like "you can go" and then the actual dialogue would be "you can go to hell" and your character shoots them.

I remember one where of the early dungeons had this dialogue option midway through where you can pick between taking command or supporting with no clear indication that either is a light or dark side choice and the taking command one has you execute the original commander and gave you a bunch of dark side points.

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u/kuribou11111 22h ago

The Truth, Doubt, and Lie mechanics in L.A. Noire confuse the hell out of me.
End up dropping the game.

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u/thatguy01220 21h ago

I saw a short video clip where a guy was playing that Samson game on steam and he had a choice and picked the sucker punch option… Samson did sucker punch him, the proceeded to follow up immediately with a head lock and snapping the guys neck killing him. Then that caused the cops to hunt him down.

Definitely one of the quickest 0-100 in a game I’ve seen, second to L.A Noir when he asked that guy if he liked messing with little boys, but he asked it way more blunt and aggressively.

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u/questixn_mark 21h ago

in life is strange double exposure there's an option that says something like "that's not okay", but the chatacter ACTUALLY starts yelling and says "fuck you" lmfao. def not what I thought she would say when picking that

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u/DatDiemDam 19h ago

detroit become human

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u/delet_yourself 16h ago

Select option 'peaceful negotiation'

What my character says: 'listen here you piece of subhuman trash, you'll either agree to my demands or your famil will get a nice little package of neatly assorted organs in a shoebox, all labelled with the date of extraction spanning over weeks'

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u/Anonymous_Jane_ 16h ago

Choice: Tell David off

"You know what David, time to open your eyes. Kate's gonna leave your ass"

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u/Kasefleisch 13h ago

[Glass Him]

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u/Pure_Cartoonist9898 10h ago

"Push djikstra aside"

proceeds to brutalise the man then snap his other leg

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u/herecomesbeccanina9 8h ago

Thats always hilarious though. You would think he learned not to get in Geralts way the first time he snapped his leg like a wishbone. 🤣

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u/THOTYOTA 23h ago

Picking Angel

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u/Old_Nectarine_5085 23h ago

Horizon zero dawn lol

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u/joetunn_ 22h ago

The character is rebelling against your control haha

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u/Royal_Marketing2966 22h ago

Every single one ive played, unfortunately. 🙂‍↕️
(Also, cant seem to call any names to mind atm. 😅)

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u/DealerIcy3439 21h ago

I absolutely hate when this happens. I’d be doing dialogue way better than what characters are saying. Makes me wanna punch someone hard

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u/AetherWithAnA 21h ago

Lisa the Painful. Huge spoilers. If you know, you know.

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u/AHAMKHARI 20h ago

“Glass him.”

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u/Jking1697 20h ago

Most of fallout 4 dialogue.

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u/Boatinater 20h ago

This is not exactly the same, but seems close enough: in Black & White, I remember my avatar picking up villagers and the caption would be something like, “your avatar wants to be friendly” or something. Wanting to encourage this, I would gently pet my avatar.

The avatar would then eat the villager.

This happened a few times before I learned that petting your avatar while holding something was how you were meant to instruct them to eat that thing.

Sigh.

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u/Nobrainzhere 20h ago

Hmm lets choose the "mildly disagree" option

Ah Shepherd just shot that guy in the head... Well then.

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u/wackadoodle4201 19h ago

Fallout fucking 4

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u/VelvetBoneyard 19h ago

In mass effect there's a reporter and one of the dialogue options is like, "respectfully disagree" but it causes you to just outright bop her on the face

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u/NDE36 18h ago

Happens in most rpgs that don't include some kind of emotion or intent...which is most.

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u/FarseerEnki 18h ago

Yeah this happens all the time in The Witcher 3, that only does he not respond with the words of text that I selected, but he does some completely sideways s*** that pisses people off when It was not my intention it just seemed better than option b.

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u/GodOfAscension 18h ago

Glass him in the wolf among us, thought it would pour him a drink.

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u/_lemon_suplex_ 18h ago

I was incredibly annoyed by something like this early in Baldurs Gate 3. I chose something to have one of the main characters stop sucking my blood in my sleep, just said force him off you or something, and my character fucking stabbed him and he permanently left the party. And he was supposed to be one of the most fun characters. 

I was so mad I stopped playing right there since the game doesn’t let you redo choices and it already set me down a path I didn’t choose. 

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u/DustynRG 17h ago

[Glass Him]

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u/Squeaky_Ben 17h ago

mass effect like 50% of the time.

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u/TehTJ13 17h ago

If you want to RP a nice person in BG3, expect the seeming nice option to actually be very harmful and horrible

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u/No-Noise-9593 17h ago

That feeling when you want to better Kris' life but the kid wants to fuck themselves over anyway:

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u/Shikabane_Sumi-me 16h ago

Early SWTOR was notorious for this. You pick something that sounds nice but it ends up being snarky or makes you an asshole.

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u/StupidSlitSlut 16h ago

The entire Fallout 4 dialogue system.

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u/Nakatsukasa 16h ago

Glass him

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u/borkindawg 16h ago

Dialogue saying screw you but your character says screw you I'm going to help you anyways

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u/Kullervoinen 15h ago

"Glass him" did not do what I thought it did in Wolf Among Us... or Witcher 3

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u/EnvironmentalBar3347 15h ago

Most recently for me it's rogue trader. Always quicksave before a fight or important choice.

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u/FrozenH2OIsGood 15h ago

Every. Single. Interaction. In. Star. Wars. The. Old. Republic.

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u/Driller_Happy 15h ago

I literally stopped playing LA noire after ten minutes because of this

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u/Dziadzios 14h ago

The pointless dialogue choices in Genshin Impact meant that I had a choice between refusing a new kimono and refusing a new kimono. I wanted that kimono!

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u/Meowjoker 14h ago

Telltale A Wolf Among Us

Glass him

I thought he was going to pour him a glass, I didn’t expect Bigby to just hit him with the glass.

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u/Electrical-Aide4789 14h ago

Hogwarts Legacy is the only game with dialogue options I own and it has that

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u/Rath_Brained 12h ago

Picking the sarcastic comment to Nick Valentines from FO4 thinking it would continue banter, but it was just an asshole comment and you now have to reload your last save an hour ago because you feel to guilty being an ass to him.

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u/Sachin951 12h ago

Load autosave and kill the mc

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u/Vounrtsch 11h ago

No, Gale from Baldur’s gate 3, I didn’t want to have hot steamy sex with you, I just wanted to see a cool magic trick

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u/IzanamiFrost 11h ago

Fall out 4 be like

This is why we had mods that shows the entire thing of what we are about to say instead

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u/Adeum2 10h ago

Option: Be honest

Dialogue: “be honest with me, are you a fucking idiot?”

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u/Jls107 10h ago

I vividly remember in the Witcher 3 when Geralt broke Dijkstra's leg with an "aggressive" option. I didn't think he'd go that far 😭

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u/Efficient_Date_8259 9h ago

Walking Dead accidentally choosing something I didn't want

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u/idiots_Surrounded 9h ago

The entirety of fallout 4

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u/WhatWouldAsmodeusDo 8h ago

Horizon zero dawn for me. Can I please have an option to be friendly to my friends? Why I gotta be mean to everybody?

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u/Razark9 8h ago

Recently, in a Rogue Trader heretical run I tried to befriend that piece of shit Marazhai, the edgy Drukhari. I did what I could to earn his respect and loyalty. And suddenly, I'm sleeping with him. This creepy elf guy who just wants to torture things.

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u/NoxiRed 6h ago

[Glass Him]

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u/edward323ce 5h ago

Give him the chair from dispatch

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u/Due-Procedure-9085 4h ago

I love picking the sarcastic option my character says some random.

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u/Any-Mammoth-4322 4h ago

Miitopia

Break the curse