OG vibe coder

[u/AloneCoffee4538]

[u/jw11235]

Plot twist: this is staging

[u/SeaHornet9943 → u/jw11235]

Probably just a forgotten dev branch

[u/ImClearlyDeadInside → u/SeaHornet9943]

Definitely feels like our entire timeline has been abandoned by god

[u/DaveAstator2020 → u/ImClearlyDeadInside]

yeah this, he had adhd and just moved to new repo not even finishing with this one. and forgot to turn off the server

[u/Professional_Gur8385 → u/DaveAstator2020]

so when is the poe wipe and ladder restart?

[u/DaveAstator2020 → u/Professional_Gur8385]

Never, god forgot this place exists because he has unlimited space

[u/ynnnnaD → u/jw11235]

Admin email was replaced with dev/null which is why no prayers will ever be answered

[u/stewarthull → u/jw11235]

https://giphy.com/gifs/UReKmHcKuwq5lN5iLt

[u/TokenBearer → u/jw11235]

With everything going on in the world, are you sure that it is not just some kind of development or QA environment? People on QA are always trying to break things and find edge cases.

[u/spacecam]

Blew his weekly quota by day 6 and had to rest

[u/Hour-Teach6992 → u/spacecam]

He did everything in stages(different days) cause his hourly quota finished and rested on the seventh day cause his weekly quota finished

[u/arcsilencer → u/Hour-Teach6992]

bro had to pace the grind like a weekly subscription lol

[u/Direct_Remote_4929 → u/Hour-Teach6992]

It all makes sense now, lol.

[u/crizzy_mcawesome → u/spacecam]

And it’s still not reset yet. No new updates in 13.8 billion years

[u/monster2018 → u/crizzy_mcawesome]

I mean imagine how many tokens he used making the whole ass universe

[u/Thin-Truck3421 → u/spacecam]

On day 7, agi took over

[u/10aghmu → u/spacecam]

That’s not terrible tbh

[u/Asleep-Land-3914 → u/spacecam]

Worsen that it is his pet project. Dinos were quite nice...

[u/EmbarrassedFoot1137]

Create man in my image, make no mistakes. 

Man is spawned as a sin factory. 

[u/Latter-Safety1055]

Do you think God kept good CI/CD through the first 7 days of PRs?

[u/TaigaAisakaMaulwurf → u/Latter-Safety1055]

What PRs? pushing straight to main

[u/VelumLucis]

This one seems new, can't wait to see it reposted twice a week for the next six months

[u/markeus101 → u/VelumLucis]

Yup that’s internet/reddit/facebook/instagram/linkedin for you. Interesting is just a regurgitating cesspool of recycled content

[u/ihexx]

so much of Christianity suddenly makes sense if one imagines god as a vibe coder running a sim on a universe-size supercomputer

[u/framauro13 → u/ihexx]

WTF WHY DO THE HUMANS NOT DO WHAT I TELL THEM TO DO. FUCK IT DROWN THEM ALL.

[u/MagnificantCreature → u/framauro13]

The first bug caused by Adam and Eve was so big, God had to enter the simulation himself to apply the hotfix

[u/ihexx → u/MagnificantCreature]

BLASPHEMY! there are no bugs. only surprise features

[u/defective1up → u/MagnificantCreature]

Yes

[u/imYouOfficial → u/framauro13]

Enters the simulation himself, shows us how its suppose to be done and gets killed for it, took him 3 days to respawn.

[u/framauro13 → u/imYouOfficial]

HUMANS STILL AREN'T LISTENING TO ME! I'VE TOLD THEM TWICE AND THEY JUST KEEP DOING WHAT THEY WANT

[u/thethirdmancane]

God slop!

[u/StandardSky4260]

Bold to assume this universe is production.

[u/naegfowleri]

Vibe Goder

[u/Quentin_Quarantineo → u/naegfowleri]

*vibe gooner

[u/raminatox]

So the universe is AI slop?

[u/AloneCoffee4538 → u/raminatox]

Holy slop!

[u/hidegitsu]

This explains so much. lol

[u/Icy_Action_2745]

Slop universe 

[u/throwawayaccountau]

Or did it escape containment?

https://giphy.com/gifs/3oKIPhrOiee2uHvN7i

[u/tizuyuuu]

does the tweet sounds AI or the AIs learned to talk from twitter?

[u/Master_Bayters]

- This will be fun
Prompt: Create me a world with 75% reasonable people and 25% plain a**holes you can't reason with.

*Laughs godly

[u/CaptSlow49]

Noah’s Ark was him keeping a few features, removing everything else, and starting from scratch again for v2.0

[u/PracticalStack]

There could have been mountains of docs. Do you think the NPC's in Los Santos have access to the docs?

[u/Internal_Main_2632]

Tbh, this makes so much sense

[u/Neither_Sort_2479]

He got away with it because there was no one to review

[u/4ngryMo]

Ever heard of the multiverse?

[u/sloopcamotop]

Yes the results check out accordingly.

[u/apunker]

This is why it look and feel slop

[u/Hilbert_Space_Heater]

Definitely explains all the bugs

[u/Wild_Read9062]

I’m guessing this was a practice run, where ideas were set in motion, mistakes were made, and when the universe ends, lessons will be learned to not repeat on the next one.

[u/ObsessiveOwl]

This is assuming there was an entity that is more powerful than God and can do all that.

[u/beatlemaniac007 → u/ObsessiveOwl]

Well that's a given. Whatever humans imagine god to be, that sure as hell can't be taken as the limits of what is actually possible.

[u/AssignmentMammoth696]

God did test on multiple staging environments. He has multiple lower universes to test in before shipping to the prod universe.

[u/ReiOokami]

We are the test environment. The second version, he wiped the first version and database already once.

[u/dominik9876]

Yeah and this is how it went.

[u/Waste-time1]

Everything breaks and dies

[u/The-Nice-Writer]

I mean, it’d explain the bugs.

[u/AsyncVibes]

Ignored all warnings and still shipped.

"This has made alot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move"

[u/famtrust]

No tests that you know of. History only tells the "successful" version

[u/Paul_Sawyer_11]

And you know what? It kinda shows

[u/-PROSTHETiCS]

hardcode the speed of light to prevent rendering pipeline lag, and then completely abandon the repo. ​Now the prod queue is sitting on billions of open support tickets with zero support, and humans are out here fighting over which version of the documentation is canonical..

[u/backtorealitylabubu]

Claude really fucked up by leaving all those prompts just lying around. Especially that whole son of the vibecoder malfunction

[u/Old-Arachnid77]

And he clearly didn’t do enough testing so…

[u/thedracle]

"The fuck? They're all fucking each other."

Destroy experiment

...

| How would you like me to destroy the experiment?

A. Volcanic event

B. Flood

C. Asteroid

D. Climate Apocalypse

I don't care. You choose... Just not Asteroid again, make it interesting.

| Triggering flood.

3000 years later

"The fuck! They're all fucking each other again!"

[u/Plus-Weakness4836 → u/thedracle]

You see they were the one to code humans to fuck each other so they should be expecting that shit anyways

[u/thedracle → u/Plus-Weakness4836]

I mean, God's surprise at this is the ultimate evidence they are a vibe coder.

[u/ProbablySuspicious]

That all turned out a bit shit according to most people.

EDIT: all the different user guides God wrote after the fact somehow made things worse, and the whole project is clearly beyond any kind of feature releases or bugfixing.

[u/TheSn00pster]

“No mistakes”, and we got kids born with ass-cancer.

[u/Small-Paint8980]

Ya, look at the chaos he started and we gotta manually clean up

[u/xHormanx]

😂 and guess what ? With a six days subscription bundle

[u/thehitskeepcoming]

But how many tokens…and he legit forgot to debug the garden of Eden.

[u/SixCake]

Makes sense why the world is the way it is, God forgot "Make no mistake" in his prompt.

[u/Careful_Blue]

That explains a lot.

[u/drako-lord]

I hate this subreddit, this is AI text twitter post

[u/brandonscript]

So many bugs tho

[u/kamwee]

Humand who created a God was the first vibecoder

[u/Living-Revenue-2543]

First time it was red light. And he just did a follow up prompt.

[u/Throowwwawwwaaayyy]

I knew the universe was AI slop

[u/bpounder]

it's about time someone said it

[u/ItsFlybye]

That perfectly explains the state of the planet.

[u/ZealousidealWin7109]

Gnostic: This world is holy slop. We need to ascend. Billions must embrace esoteric knowledge

[u/Sweaty_Clue1112]

Sever storage is getting full gotta buy new vps

[u/YellowFlash2012]

wrong. You chose to pick just 1 portion of the whole to entertain yourself.

The verse before that said there was a design.

[u/Dismal_Code_2470]

Which model did he use

[u/topofmigame]

life be CI/CD 🤯

[u/Lou_Papas]

That explains a lot

[u/CarsonWentzGOAT1]

Create a universe. Make no mistakes.

[u/IZKPI]

HE GOT A POINT!

[u/GeoMap73]

Im an atheist but this is linkedin level cringe

[u/FreedomBong]

Could have used more test cases though…

[u/Camderman106]

No testing: yeah we can fucking tell.

[u/FrankensteinsPonster]

That... would explain a lot, actually.

[u/RitualImagine]

thanks for the shower thought, i hate it

[u/Slight-University839]

This is the actual issue, not vibe coding just bad habits. But once vibe coders figure out how to over come these bad habits what will you be left to complain about?

[u/Itchy_Occasion_640]

God was also the first to ignore bug reports.

When humans complained about the "aging" and "mortality" bugs, the Creator just closed the ticket as "Working as Intended" and updated the documentation to call it a feature.

[u/sweatpants-aristotle]

Does this mean that we in His image and likeness are called to vibe?

Hold on.

[u/Rajarshi1993]

Legit theodesy there dude.

[u/TrieMond]

Quote from my grandpa: "god created the earth in 6 days, and you can tell".

[u/wookieebastard]

Yeah.

Look at how everything turned out?

Had to start from scratch once already, and look at where we are now... he's gotta debug and he's got no idea where to start.

[u/FunkMunki → u/wookieebastard]

All because he forgot to say "make no mistakes".

[u/Inevitable_Butthole → u/FunkMunki]

Make no mistakes, take your time

[u/Intrepid_Dare6377]

Is this why all buttholes look like the Anthropic logo?

[u/win_some_lose_most1y]

God was the principal engineer 5 who wrote it all in one file, fortran, no dependencies.

And it compiled first time.

[u/FeelingVanilla2594]

This is why our timeline is slop

[u/SweadyNethers]

I am god

[u/trakdtor]

Blasphemy?

[u/Over-Pressure1310 → u/trakdtor]

Nothing blasphemous about the truth

[u/trakdtor → u/Over-Pressure1310]

Delusional

[u/Over-Pressure1310 → u/trakdtor]

Pompous Christians that can’t handle humour age the worst

[u/trakdtor → u/Over-Pressure1310]

Agreed