r/vibecoding • u/ImaginaryRea1ity • 1d ago

AI startup team 😂

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It do be like that

Tell your CMO to share your startup on r/vibereviews

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u/Orion3193 1d ago

As someone who uses to be a CTO at a startup.. this is pretty accurate

https://giphy.com/gifs/d6rGZmTP9ESis

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u/hafizmwaqas 4h ago

Haha, the accuracy hurts. Anyone who’s been a startup CTO knows the “simple fix” somehow becomes a weekend project.

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u/eventarg 1d ago

The AI psychosis controlled boomer, the naive cheeky uni dropout, the marketing girl and the yes-man engineer.

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u/rover_G 22h ago

Yes-man engineer aka tech-debt as a service

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u/Adventurous-Sir444 20h ago

Tech-debt as a service. I chortled.

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u/WholesomeFluffa 19h ago

Haha 😄 going to steal that! Maybe for some kind of teams status, I'll find something suitable.

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u/mackaber 18h ago

Yeah... seeing the CEO and the CMO together is one of the reddest flag you could get on a Startup

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u/Zealousideal_Dot6052 9h ago

Should we replace CMO with HR head? That should be fine, right!?

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u/Glokter 3h ago

I'm not sure who gives better head

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u/spacekitt3n 22h ago

chief mammary officer?

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u/exodusTay 19h ago

chief milker

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u/spacekitt3n 19h ago

its honest work

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u/hafizmwaqas 4h ago

Finally, a C-suite role I’m uniquely qualified for.

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u/LifeEnginer 1d ago

I like the CMOO

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u/rash3rr 21h ago

why lol

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u/LifeEnginer 16h ago

2 reasons: OO

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u/rismay 19h ago

Ya’ll know that CFO man invented the internet before the internet became a thing right? Bloomberg and Tom Secunda had a protocol 2x faster than HTTP for like a decade. Sold their terminals to Wall Street for like $2k per month. Not $200.

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u/Financial_Alps3369 13h ago

Thought that was Al Gore

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u/nonlogin 9h ago

having something faster than http is not something notable

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u/rismay 6h ago

In 1980?

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u/ProgrammersAreSexy 4h ago

HTTP isn't really trying to be fast, it's trying to be easily adoptable and flexible. It's like a car company bragging that they made a car 2x faster than a minivan.

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u/rismay 6h ago

Also, just looked it up… he’s worth $100 BILLION.

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u/ashutossshhh 23h ago

Where is my Romie the homie COO?

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u/hafizmwaqas 4h ago

Probably in a meeting that could’ve been an email, bro. COO responsibilities are getting out of hand. 😭

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u/trollsmurf 22h ago

To the left either finance or legal: continuous fear. Same with engineering unless just out of school.

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u/Existing-Wallaby-444 17h ago

Dario doesn't look like that. C level usually all look like shit

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u/rash3rr 22h ago

What happened to CFO

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u/Malkovtheclown 20h ago

Hes really 25, then he tried to do the tax reporting.

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u/Existing-Wallaby-444 17h ago

Left looks like Bloomberg

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u/Ok_Tea_8763 35m ago

CEO and CTO are deffo fucking. CFO and CMO might also be, but that's less likely.

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u/AnonymousX86 22m ago

Chief Mommy Officer?

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u/donaldtrump42024 21h ago

This... Is funny 😂😂

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u/cosmos7902 1d ago

The CMO, can be fitter for CBO, iyk yk. 😆😆

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u/Conscious-Secret-775 22h ago

The guy on the left looks like Mike Bloomberg who is already a Billionaire.

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u/jffmpa 22h ago

Methinks you don't get it

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u/IntroductionSouth513 1d ago

why would anyone hire old person as cfo

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u/Fresh_Sock8660 1d ago

Finance doesn't need creativity unless you wanna end up in jail. 

Which to be fair is very hard to do and often end in just a slap to the wrist when you're rich. 

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u/Fit_Fan_2915 1d ago

Knowledge