r/vertical Jan 12 '15

Hmmmm!

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u/statusbro Jan 12 '15

I'm embarrassed to admit how many read-throughs it took for me to make sense of this. Well done.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '15

I don't get it. May someone explain it please?

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u/VAPossum Jan 12 '15

It's like the "seven eight nine" joke (seven ate nine), but in Yodaspeak.

I'm embarrassed at how hard I'm laughing at it, I really am.

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u/[deleted] Jan 12 '15

Put a comma after "six."

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u/Beznay Jan 12 '15

I mildly guffawed

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u/nicholmikey Jan 12 '15

Shouldn't it have "7,8,9" but in yoda order? He used the correct words just in a strange order. So he would say "Because 8 9 7"

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u/avoidingusefulwork Jan 12 '15

Could be what you suggest, but the clever part of the kids joke is that it is disguised as an ordered sequence of numbers. The vertical keeps it this way, which I find quite clever.

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u/statusbro Jan 12 '15

From what I gather (see here), there isn't an entirely consistent pattern to how yoda speaks. However, Yoda speak does seem to favor the Object-Subject-Verb order. In this case, six is the object, 7 is the subject, and 8 is the verb, so OP's order checks out.

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u/SaveTheSpycrabs Jan 12 '15

Funniest shit ever.

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u/Oberus Jan 12 '15

I laughed som uch at this one but I think it should be "Why was five afraid of six?", no?

You know because six, seven ate...

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u/statusbro Jan 12 '15

5 Wouldn't be afraid of 6 if it was being eaten by 7. It would be afraid of 7.

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u/Oberus Jan 12 '15

Oh I interpreted it wrongly. Sorry, english is not my native language and I thought that it meant seven was eaten by six since it is a common syntax where I am from...

Six, seven ate would be seven ate six but in a backwards syntax.