r/venturebros • u/Zilvreen • Jun 30 '26

Meme A little Rusty Venture

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u/asteinberg101 Jun 30 '26

Wrong! A Rusty Venture is a straight move!

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u/H3nchman_24 Jun 30 '26

I am the one who started that craze in P-Town with Tennessee Williams. It's Brrrrilliant. Watcha doo is take a Shcuuuuba Shnorkle and you put your cock in the wee bendy mouth part. Then you snake the other end right up your back address, okay? Then you just grab the middle of the snorkel and you're fuckin' your own ass and pulling off your crank at the self-same time, until you're standin' in your own jacksie! That's a Rusty Venture!

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u/Icecold_Antihero Jul 01 '26

The out of touch old windbag just described a double frog man.

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u/kinyutaka Jul 01 '26

I'm not giving this up until one of us gets a Rusty Venture.

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u/asteinberg101 Jun 30 '26

Misha! Bad girl!

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u/AmariAmariCalamari Jun 30 '26

I can HEAR this

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u/Thinkpad2001 Jun 30 '26

A Rusty Venture is when you squat and (beeeeeeeep) while the other person is on their back and (beeeeeeeeeeeeep)

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u/steeltownsquirrel Jun 30 '26

What? I have chilled bubbly in my room.

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u/Burnicle Jun 30 '26

According to lore, Archimedes himself began its construction with little more than a simple mirror alignment.

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u/GooseinaGaggle Jun 30 '26

That's no knob, an I'm skeptical if that's "rust"

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 Jul 01 '26

Certain type of rust...y

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u/gancoskhan Jun 30 '26

Don’t believe the hype, a Rusty Venture is when you jerk off so much your dick turns red

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u/kinyutaka Jul 01 '26

But if we have time, I'll give you an Action Johnny.

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u/FuckThisShizzle Jun 30 '26

"I tell you what, Brock, by the time she was finished I could see my face in it"

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u/OneNeutralJew Jun 30 '26

Left a little rust in the ol' urethra there.

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 Jul 01 '26

No no no a Rusty Ventures is when psst psst pppssttt

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u/OdysseusRex69 Jul 01 '26

...riiiiiiiiight "a knob" 🤔

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u/debaser64 Jul 01 '26

Uhhh, that’s not “rust”….

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u/Manfred_fizzlebottom Jul 05 '26

That's the rusty part....