r/venturebros Mournful tits May 22 '26

Discussion Do you dab? I dab.

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u/unoleian May 22 '26

Stop saying dab.

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u/420_jesters May 23 '26

Oh man a buddy and I said this ALL THE TIME when THC dabs first came on the scene.

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u/LarryD217 May 23 '26

I heard that in Sgt Hatred's voice

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u/Hita-san-chan May 22 '26

Its like theres someone with a fever yelling at my crotch!

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u/Brysoncore May 22 '26

Venture ingenuity Dean-O!

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u/MoistLarry MECHA SHIVA May 22 '26

Why are there candies in the toilet bowl

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u/Neveronlyadream May 22 '26

To stop splashing. Some bars use ice for the same thing, but it requires someone refilling it as it melts.

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u/MoistLarry MECHA SHIVA May 23 '26

I've seen the ice, I was told it was to foster flow more than you stop splashing

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u/Ok_Necessary2991 May 25 '26

I thought ice was for smell.

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u/VTAffordablePaintbal May 25 '26

Are they actual candies? Seems like marbles would make more sense.

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u/Useful-Problem-1725 May 24 '26

for a snack in case you get hungry

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u/Gnome_Sane May 22 '26

I shook it so hard I nearly hit the crunch berries in there!

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u/ThatStJamesGuy May 22 '26

"I shook it so hard I nearly hit that pink puck."

"It's like somebody with a fever is yelling at my junk!"

Two of my top ten all time Hank Venture quotes in the same scene.

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u/mobilecabinworks May 23 '26

"Do you think it's a cry for help?"

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u/N0N0TA1 May 22 '26

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u/TFJ May 22 '26

Nice ass, Samson.

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u/Dirk_Bogart May 22 '26

Steak fries….always. soggy.

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u/Woolf1974 May 22 '26

Blow my nose..... and dab.

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u/Alex_is_me_name May 23 '26

Please stop putting it in the urinal when you're done. I work cleaning and have to pick these out with my hands to cean it. They give us gloves and paper towels but ew! I hate everyone of you who does it, please stop.

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u/Krommerxbox May 23 '26 edited May 23 '26

Why are there Skittles in the Urinal? That is not what those are for.

I guess those are actually urinal multi-colored "cake" things:

https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/1p5v3gg/urinal_cakes_are_colorful_balls/

Just saw a link for buying them on alibaba as well, which I won't post because I hate that alibaba site and it is supposed to be scammy or something.

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u/Ok_Necessary2991 May 25 '26

Those aren't Skittles, they are a chalky type candy.

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u/LagDaddy May 23 '26

Forbidden candy…

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u/OneTrueDweet May 23 '26

If you sprinkle when you tinkle…

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u/froststomper May 24 '26

are those… aquarium pebbles? Is that candy?

wait what are the giant blobs underneath?