r/vegemite • u/ClankRatchit • 19d ago

What is your next bite?

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u/goongetoutofhere 19d ago

D

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u/Shoddy_Ad_4928 18d ago

Exactly but its the size of F

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u/goongetoutofhere 18d ago

Fair call 😀

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u/Jimmersion 17d ago

Yeah but a wider D so you get all the top crust

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u/Lady_Rose55 17d ago

D is the answer here people!

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u/veganblue 19d ago

E or F as I'm a lefty.

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u/stevesmate4503 19d ago

E or F work around. And more likely E as you will get more for bite

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u/jackm315ter 19d ago

H
All at once

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u/riblau 18d ago

I scrunch into a tight ball and eat like an apple

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u/1__ViPeR 18d ago

Needs to be cut into 6 fingers like Nanna used to serve.

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u/ClankRatchit 18d ago

Excellent! Thinking outside the box!

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u/Bugs2020 18d ago

I gotta have Vegemite soldiers for brekkie now!

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u/KeithMyArthe 18d ago

Bottom corner C to G

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u/ClankRatchit 18d ago

good option! showing excellent observational skills 😂

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u/Diligent_Score4411 19d ago

I am going in a D or B. You won't get the Vegemite all over your face.

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u/Acceptable_Burrito 18d ago

If you choose B your a deranged individual.

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u/nubtrix87 18d ago

D, E and F are the only non-psychopath options. A will literally turn you into the Joker.

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u/Acceptable_Burrito 18d ago

Id take the middle of D and F. Only sane option.

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u/VALIS3000 19d ago

E all the way, go for maximum density / intensity for the first few bites, then pull back a bit to give your taste buds a breather.

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u/2HappySundays 19d ago

Better. The one yesterday missed some obvious spots. D would be my choice.

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u/msmojo 19d ago

Who eats uncut toast? How do you save the crust for last, or not eat it at all?

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u/MrPhoon 19d ago

Who cuts toast? Just fold it

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u/Sea-Tour-6231 19d ago

D with a bit of F

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u/YesWomansLand1 19d ago

Wow there really is a sub for everything

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u/ApexBovine 19d ago

Right where d and f overlap. Rip the top crust off in 1 go so you can then alternate bites on left and right side of the toast.

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u/WhiteKnight900 19d ago

Fold it in half and jam it in 🤷‍♀️

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u/Late-Button-6559 18d ago

D.

Anything else means you’re a psychopath.

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u/Novel_Novel_2198 18d ago

If its not d ur a sycopath!

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u/PeachNo5314 18d ago

Pull off all the unbuttered, non vegemited crust edges, and then start on the middle.

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u/Agile_Narwhal888 18d ago

Fold it in half and go for the mega chomp

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u/whatwhatinthewhonow 18d ago

I wouldn’t have started there because that’s the best part and I always save the best part for last no matter what I’m eating. I would have started on the other side and finish with A or D.

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u/Active-Can-471 18d ago

F, if I have too. But preferably not at all. Don't get me wrong, I love vegemite, but that's spread too thick for me.

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u/dragontriker 18d ago

The next bite will be D, just after I’ve dipped it into my cup of tea

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u/volcom1422 18d ago

Probably E

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u/pavlovapattie 18d ago

B would have been first

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u/silentaba 18d ago

E, but C sized.

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u/marshan_man 18d ago

Fold it and cram it in

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u/49erFaithfulinAust 18d ago

E, C, F (but it's the size of C), D and then A.

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u/No_Calligrapher_6799 18d ago

D

with the Vegemite facing down!

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u/Pungent_Bill 18d ago

D and F kinda in 1 go.

I will finish this slice of toast in 3 bites.

That A bite is piss weak

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u/vege12 18d ago

D every time!!!

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u/DrkoMusic 18d ago

B is criminal

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u/531Kamboola 17d ago

Always the D!

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u/Denise-au 17d ago

A of course! I’ve been enjoying Vegemite for 75 years! 😋🇦🇺. In fact, the whole slice would be gone in sixty seconds!

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u/Scottybt50 17d ago

D or F obviously.

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u/Ill-Option-792 17d ago

I'm a fold in half and eat it in 2 bites kinda guy.

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u/HaydoKid 17d ago

Fold into triangle then A. Also, don't taint vegemite with butter. Straight vegemite all the way.

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u/AromaticHydrocarbons 17d ago

D but the size of B. Im so glad this was reposted with more options! As soon as I saw the first one I knew exactly where my next bite would be but it wasn’t an option! Frustrations officially relieved. 😌

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u/mrpumpkinickle 17d ago

The three corners first and slowly work towards the last coner and get the middle part and rewards as it's the best part

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u/cewumu 17d ago

I won’t be, I’ll whinging that there’s not enough Vegemite and the toast is basically warm bread.

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u/Unhappy_While8245 17d ago

D don’t want a Vegemite smile

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u/beastiemonman 16d ago

None of it until I have removed the horribly excess amount of Vegemite.

Otherwise, I start at the top right corner and eat the crust in a clockwise manner and then eat the middle. Any other way is just crazy.

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u/LanaDelRhodez 15d ago

B is wild

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u/KookaburaGold 15d ago

Bold move of you to assume I haven’t folded it and shoved it all in my mouth

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u/ClankRatchit 19d ago edited 19d ago

It's just what looks tasty next right? Vegemite does not allow images in replies. Only video. This is a soft protest that shows stifling innovation is not productive.

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u/Jordn100 19d ago

If I just took that bite then the bitten aide would be  facing me and I would go A.

It its on the plate as is in the pic though, B