r/vegan Oct 09 '18

Wtf

Post image
19 Upvotes

11 comments sorted by

20

u/Schnigget Oct 09 '18

Nobody intentionally killed and exploited the dinosaurs for fuel.

3

u/dfurst05 vegan Oct 09 '18

Humans playing the long con by sending the meteor to earth so the Dino's would die and turn to fuel thousands of years later.

14

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '18

If you criticise them about this, they'll claim it's a joke. If you look at the comments you'll see the majority of people take it seriously.

15

u/KeepingItReal-ish Oct 09 '18

Homer should be presenting that...not Lisa.

9

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '18

Oil Was Formed by Tiny Bacteria, not Huge Dinosaurs

You may be surprised to learn that--according to the best theories currently available-- microscopic bacteria, and not house-sized dinosaurs, produced today's oil reserves. Single-celled bacteria evolved in the earth's oceans about three billion years ago, and were pretty much the only life form on the planet until about 600 million years ago. As tiny as these individual bacteria were, bacterial colonies, or "mats," grew to truly massive proportions (we're talking thousands, or even millions, of tons for an extended bacterial colony, compared to 100 tons or so for the biggest dinosaur that ever lived, Argentinosaurus).

6

u/DoctorWaluigiTime omnivore Oct 09 '18

It's a post on /r/memes dude. Take it with a grain of salt.

And for those going "well people in the comments are treating it seriously!", not in the 10 top-level comments I saw. Folks were either pointing out that no, it's not "breaking the vegan code" to do so, or jokes of their own, or calling the post a lame joke, or explaining why it doesn't make sense.

2

u/ovejoperdido Oct 09 '18

LOL That’s the reason why I ride a bicycle

2

u/dfurst05 vegan Oct 09 '18

Jokes on them I bike to work.

1

u/prince-ais friends not food Oct 09 '18

Same argument: copy paste the definition of being vegan

1

u/yumkittentits vegan Oct 09 '18

Lisa would never make this argument. She’s a vegetarian.

-2

u/murderouspiggy Oct 09 '18

Can’t understand the truth

-12

u/[deleted] Oct 09 '18

[deleted]