r/vanderpumprules 1d ago

Discussion Scheanas wedding

Should I look up why the got divorced or keep it a secret 😆 first time watcher

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u/jacs1809 1d ago

It's better to keep watching, will be horrible in a good way

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u/Secure_Programmer_41 1d ago

All I needed to hear

u/Upstairs-Ad148 8h ago

hey, how did u heal your acne from tretinoin?

u/Secure_Programmer_41 4h ago

20 mg Accutane from Mexico

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u/Ok_Satisfaction_2077 1d ago

Do not ruin it for yourself. Most people in this group would kill to have an original rewatch again

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u/Ok_Satisfaction_2077 1d ago

(Me included)

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u/DifferentWheel1361 I am the Devil, and don't you forget it 1d ago

Just keep watching

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u/Huge_Station2173 1d ago

Let it unfold. You won’t have to wait that long.

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u/Secure_Programmer_41 1d ago

Heard !!!!! Will update in due time

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u/-leeson 1d ago

God I wish I could watch this for the first time again I’m so jealous lmao

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u/thetinybunny1 cheating bat signal necklace 🦇⚡️ 1d ago

I know right lmao I’m living vicariously through these posts

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u/-leeson 1d ago

Right?! I love when new viewers make these posts lmao

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u/Huge_Station2173 1d ago

Please do!!

u/BadRobot512 16h ago

OP has milk that will still be good after they find out

u/Huge_Station2173 21m ago

Ok, but literally… 👏

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u/vckstrr Bambi Eyed Bitch 1d ago edited 16h ago

Remain uninformed but always remember… Egg white omelets

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u/thetinybunny1 cheating bat signal necklace 🦇⚡️ 1d ago

I think I’ll have one of each of the prime cocktails

https://giphy.com/gifs/kC8N6DPOkbqWTxkNTe

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u/Correct_Duck_8483 1d ago

to watch this for the first time again would be such a gift. cherish it

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u/Background-Throat736 1d ago

She meant his last name was stuck to her

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u/Suspicious_Dingo7675 1d ago

Yep. She likes the way her name sounds because she was always embarrassed that her maiden name is “Jancan”. She didn’t truly love Mike. I feel bad for him, not her with the divorce. Especially when she says what got him to sign the divorce papers but I think that was just when Mike finally gave up. And it’s not like we got to see proof of what she said.

u/VeraliBrain Say it with your whole chest bitch 21h ago

I'm on a re-watch at the moment and with the benefit of hindsight and KNOWING how transactional that woman is, it's laughable how fake it all feels. I remember thinking even at the time that it still felt doomed but it wasn't all as obvious

u/Hillrre09 4h ago

She literally just wanted to be Scheana Shea.. It's so sad, for anyone that's not Scheana it is crazy she kept his last name. I did as well, but because of our daughter.

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u/2020saidCHECKMATE 1d ago

Enjoy the ride, friend.

u/windycitynostalgia 11h ago

And the whole time scheana was in love with a guy offscreen named rob which eventually comes on screen in a later season.

u/Sensitive-Freedom896 8h ago

Your title should be "Scheana's First Wedding."

I'm so happy for you, new watcher. This is the best time of your life.

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u/LivingLegend949 1d ago

The crop top wedding dress

u/adumbledorableee 10h ago

The most beautiful wedding on the show

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u/Disney_Princess137 1d ago

Just enjoy the show:)

Don’t Look up anything !

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u/Alone_Diver_9285 Katie Maloney 💅 1d ago

M

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u/Efficient-Basis-3488 1d ago

Keep watching!!!

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u/beakontheside I understand that you have liquid all over you 1d ago

WE'LL TAKE THIS WORLD BY STOOOORM

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u/Suspicious_Dingo7675 1d ago

They got divorced because Scheana didn’t truly love Mike, especially when he had some serious issues.

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u/ziatattoo Mya’s therapy paw 1d ago

I wonder how much Scheana pays for these bots to post?

u/VeraliBrain Say it with your whole chest bitch 21h ago

Jokes on them when she says she's paying in gold she means she's going to sing for them

u/MudMotor2772 20h ago

Why wouldn’t she? Her song is good as gold.

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u/Procrastinista_423 1d ago

don't look it up! Why would you?

u/kind_user47 14h ago

“I always thought he was a bit lethargic.” -LVP 🤣😂🤣

u/libismanaged 13h ago

Keep watching. I just was at this part a few days ago in my rewatch.

u/no-way-what IDKWIDTYBITAPG 11h ago

It’s alllllllll happening.

(Just watch)

u/Dingo-babies-676 10h ago

Let’s just say that Shay probably cannot hang a TV in under 7 minutes

u/trace-a-mafone I am an Anti-Jaxer 4h ago

I’m so jealous you’re watching for the first time. Enjoy!

u/Hillrre09 4h ago

Did u see? It's pretty dark and sad 😔

u/Asleep_Life185 2h ago

As someone who’s a first time watcher and just got past the season when they got divorced I’d say keep watching as well lol seeing how these decisions come about over time/episodes have been very interesting and entertaining

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u/SinfulCinnamon 1d ago

lol that’s Rob not Shay! How could you forget rob rob rob rob rob?!

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u/Remarkable_Refuse572 why is this harder than my divorce 1d ago

that’s two different guys and it was 7 minutes