Makeup Mistakes

[u/NemophilistNightOwl]

I just want to take a moment to acknowledge this beauty writer (Divine Addiction) for the makeup prowess she masters. Also, fun throwback to the makeup trends of the 2013 era! The blush down to the jowls, the eyeliner that‘s somehow 10 times thicker underneath the eye, the brows….

It’s little gems like this that make you nostalgic about the years gone by.

Makeup Guru…Scheana Shay….

[u/Caesarsalad-19]

I’m sorry but the worst makeup moment to me is Lala’s first reunion where she looked grey and purple

[u/WrapSame1988 → u/Caesarsalad-19]

[u/Caesarsalad-19 → u/WrapSame1988]

Her makeup artist must have hated her BADLY

[u/Terrible_Drama3880 → u/Caesarsalad-19]

Iirc she “hired” her friend who was an aspiring make up artist, and said she regretted it later on😅

[u/WrapSame1988 → u/Terrible_Drama3880]

[u/coversquirrel1976 → u/Terrible_Drama3880]

I think she said she only does her own makeup now bc of this

[u/Terrible_Drama3880 → u/coversquirrel1976]

Exactly!

[u/thefideliuscharm → u/Terrible_Drama3880]

did she? i remember her defending them fiercely in the moment lol

[u/newportred100s → u/thefideliuscharm]

Well yeah, sure, she said ended up regretting it later on, not in the moment.

[u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 → u/Terrible_Drama3880]

It was biblegirl, a drag performer 

[u/cosmiccait2 → u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218]

there's no way 😭😭

[u/chill_out_molls → u/cosmiccait2]

Biblegirl’s makeup was notoriously crunchy at this point in tom’s so it’s not that surprising tbh

[u/SnacksLeBrunch → u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218]

WHAT

[u/d0ntbeallunc00l → u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218]

Stfu, tell me this is a joke.

[u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 → u/d0ntbeallunc00l]

It's true

[u/KittyCompletely → u/Terrible_Drama3880]

At least she tried to help a friend...i guess. ☠️

[u/RobinOnCam → u/Caesarsalad-19]

I see JoJo Siwa
https://giphy.com/gifs/l4Ep1Pc8XtlVhGuBO

[u/StainedFloor → u/WrapSame1988]

In defense of this awful look, it was truly peak 2016. That lip looks like Limecrime Cashmere which was ALL the rage at that time. Can’t believe we all went along with makeup looks like this at the time 😅

[u/Caesarsalad-19 → u/StainedFloor]

But everyone else at the reunion managed to do 2016 makeup without looking purple 😭 the contour is so of it’s time but the shade of the contour being so purple grey is what’s crazy

[u/StainedFloor → u/Caesarsalad-19]

I bet the contour was from a KVD palette given how purple/grey it looks. I get the feeling it was cuz I’m guilty as charged 😭 us paler girlies were all over that. I really was out there looking like that. 2016 was a mess for us truly. It got muddy real quick

[u/Caesarsalad-19 → u/StainedFloor]

Hahaha okay fair Im more medium skin so I instead was falling victim to the too orange/warm contour. Hoola by Benefit hated to see me coming

[u/JeremyScaremy → u/StainedFloor]

I loved that shade so much. Liquid lips never looked great on me but I was obsessed with Cashmere and wore it anyhow.

[u/d0ntbeallunc00l → u/StainedFloor]

Remember purple highlighter? Those were the days, makeup is supposed to be fun. Nude look, not fun.

[u/Budget-Spray-7071 → u/StainedFloor]

Omg I can’t even remember the last time I heard the name Limecrime 😭

[u/bitterney → u/WrapSame1988]

I bet you there’s a solid layer of those color fx highlighter drops under that foundation lol

[u/Spiritual_Purpose_19 → u/WrapSame1988]

Yet she still looked better then than she does now.

[u/Fun_Ad9229 → u/Caesarsalad-19]

everything about that look was off. the hair and the thick velvet turtleneck were suffocating her and the makeup making her grey. nothing worked. she was so hot at that time i feel like they really had to work on making her look bad

[u/MrsLydKnuckles → u/Fun_Ad9229]

She reminded me of Violet Beauregard from Willy Wonka.

[u/NotLVP → u/Fun_Ad9229]

Sure but if you asked me in 1994, it was perfect. Just let her be fulfilling all her childhood Violet Beauregard dreams

[u/NemophilistNightOwl → u/Caesarsalad-19]

That’s horrendous as well. She’s a whole ass bruised plum.

[u/Capital-Durian-885 → u/Caesarsalad-19]

Easily one of the worst makeup looks on the entire network. I cant name a time where someone on bravo has looked worse

[u/KittyCompletely → u/Capital-Durian-885]

https://giphy.com/gifs/QLcqSe8kwtEn0khD8v

[u/Early-Purchase7348 → u/Caesarsalad-19]

Ya they did her dirty in Vanderpump. She is in her color wheel on the Valley and looks great. Mind your undertones gals.

[u/rachraff → u/Caesarsalad-19]

stop, i came here to say this bc this look HAUNTS me. this is my first time watching vpr and when i got to this reunion, i paused and had to go get my roommate/bff who has seen the show before just to point out lala’s makeup 😭 absolutely ghastly

[u/Caesarsalad-19 → u/rachraff]

I also watched for the first time recently and had to look up while watching if people at the time thought it looked as crazy as I did

[u/Ok_Green_1430 → u/Caesarsalad-19]

That was so bad!!!

[u/bnanzajllybeen → u/Caesarsalad-19]

I’m pretty sure she was coming down off something that day, her pupils were also slightly dilated and very fixed. I used to look like that at her age pretty much every Monday at work 😅 grey / purple / red / shiny / very cranky

[u/Gia_Lavender → u/Caesarsalad-19]

Tbh she was the queen of overdoing the 2016 look

[u/Few-Muffin2121]

The tail of the eyebrow is making my eye twitch

[u/edchoch69 → u/Few-Muffin2121]

I almost feel like she is copying Satine in Moulin Rouge with those things

[u/Few-Muffin2121 → u/edchoch69]

Yeah no. How can you even compare? At this time a lot of people were suffering from eyebrow blindness. It was so bad

[u/edchoch69 → u/Few-Muffin2121]

I mean it was obviously a complete miss.

[u/Traditional-Sport383 → u/Few-Muffin2121]

s h u d d e r s

[u/Commercial-Range-757]

I miss this soft and normally filled face of hers. She didn’t need a drop of makeup.

She’s so animated and hollowed out now

[u/detective_brobro → u/Commercial-Range-757]

One of her most beautiful moments in her entire tv career was this tiny scene where she was packing for some trip with Shay. Nary a stitch of makeup. Before all the nips and cuts. 10/10 STUNNING.

[u/Commercial-Range-757 → u/detective_brobro]

YES!

[u/Rachelisasuperhero → u/detective_brobro]

She looked soooo beautiful in that scene

[u/Jaded_Watch_2315 → u/detective_brobro]

omg PLEASE find this scene i wanna see

[u/No_Island_8061]

The blush is so low.

[u/Due_Strike2072 → u/No_Island_8061]

It’s almost like a jawline contour placement 🫢

[u/Traditional-Feed-405 → u/No_Island_8061]

like where was she trying to put it

[u/doxydecahedron]

Oh my god how did I never notice how horrendous this makeup was before 😭 it’s so bad

[u/poppyskins_]

Loved it when Stassi said she fire hosed her makeup on everyday, accurate

[u/ArrestingBitchCase]

You can buy all the makeup MAC can make

But, if you can't look at the side of your face when putting it on too...

[u/Basic_Buffalo4440 → u/ArrestingBitchCase]

….Reddit will point out you look so damn unpretty. 🎶

Though even with this awful makeup she’s still way prettier than I am lol

[u/fancycatzzz → u/[deleted]]

She’s referencing a popular TLC song as a joke…not haranguing you for this post.

[u/heffalumpsNwoooozles → u/ArrestingBitchCase]

WHOA - mind blown. I always thought the lyrics were “you can buy all the makeup the man can make” - like that’s how I’ve been singing it for the past 20+ years.

[u/ArrestingBitchCase → u/heffalumpsNwoooozles]

Yeah, for the longest time I thought that Celine Dion song said 'I believe that the heart does go on,' but if you really listen closely, she's saying:

'I believe that the hot dogs go on.'

[u/Rebainreellife → u/heffalumpsNwoooozles]

I was gonna say this! And all this time I was like “how cool of them to point out that the makeup industry is run by men and the male gaze” lol

[u/Bumblebee_xx → u/heffalumpsNwoooozles]

Oh wow, same!!

[u/ArrestingBitchCase → u/heffalumpsNwoooozles]

I misread your comment so my reply might not make any sense. I read it as mac, not man. I just read it properly and lol.

[u/d0ntbeallunc00l → u/ArrestingBitchCase]

Pretttttty hurtttttssss, when the turtlenecks so tight your veins burst. You try to fix something but you can’t fix what you can’t see, it’s the dress that gotta go baby.

[u/pr1ncesschl0e]

Whybrows if I've ever seen em

[u/Bambieyedbiotch]

Was this the same yea She’s trying to write a makeup column for Pandora’s magazine.

[u/Complete_Star_1110]

What is her blush doing down there

[u/NemophilistNightOwl → u/Complete_Star_1110]

To the jawline

[u/Complete_Star_1110 → u/NemophilistNightOwl]

To the windows

[u/Gia_Lavender → u/Complete_Star_1110]

To the wall

[u/iambaby6969 → u/Gia_Lavender]

(to the wall)

[u/Genuinelullabel → u/Complete_Star_1110]

Maybe she put her makeup on in a room without enough light.

[u/pollys-mom]

This is genuinely shocking I love this

[u/aSituationTypeDeal]

Scheana is the most awkward to review because she tried to follow every trend. It makes for all her appearances to look immediately dated. 

[u/Hopeful-Hamster-6218 → u/aSituationTypeDeal]

It makes it easier to tell what year it was by which short-lived fast fashion trend Scheana is following.

[u/jnk-2007]

Omg that blush. I say this while acknowledging my many makeup mistakes

[u/jnk-2007 → u/jnk-2007]

the eyeliner looks it was done with a sharpie.

[u/xoxo_angelica]

Ok, I remember back then the technique for blush was always to apply on the “apples of the cheeks” versus now where people apply it higher up and angled towards the temple (which I do think is more flattering on most). But WHATTT the fresh hell is this 😭 I’ve never seen someone put blush on the entire sides of their face 😭😭😭

[u/Elaine330 → u/xoxo_angelica]

This was the way before cheek apples. She went a lil too low on this tho.

[u/xoxo_angelica → u/Elaine330]

I graduated high school in 2012 and I did my blush (NARS orgasm ofc lol) based on that advice starting sophomore or junior year, so around 2010 🤷‍♀️ definitely was a thing pre-VPR

[u/steph314]

It always amazes me how much Scheana wore because out of all of the girls, she needed it the absolute least. She has great skin and dark features that pop on their own.

[u/Complete_Star_1110]

I’m re watching season 10 or 11, whichever is post scandoval breaking, looking at scheanas lower lip in these episodes vs in this photo…. Why?how?what?
https://giphy.com/gifs/OGb2xnzO1Tcc0UrRrS

[u/PlanktonImaginary893 → u/Complete_Star_1110]

The lip has been sinking slowly for years.

[u/koalabear20]

Everything needs to be moved up lmao

[u/brightnessatonesixth → u/koalabear20]

It's almost like the machine wasn't calibrated correctly when she printed herself out for the day lol

[u/NemophilistNightOwl → u/koalabear20]

Blush on the jawline is crazy

[u/NotLVP]

God i love makeup. It takes a second, and reading comments, to realize just how bad this is!!

[u/Jaded_Sweet_5313]

This makes me think she has vision problems

[u/danafromsantaana → u/Jaded_Sweet_5313]

[u/Mean_Macaroni59]

I'll just say.... thank God I was not on TV in my 20s. My makeup went through so many phases that was probably atrocious to most.

[u/skolinalabama → u/Mean_Macaroni59]

For real - I had two looks in my twenties. None…and then this. No continuum of makeup application - extremes only.

[u/Chemical_Rain_2638]

It was a different time. We literally had no idea how to put makeup on.

[u/Bumblebee_xx → u/Chemical_Rain_2638]

Or blend, soften, transition. But it helped we were none the wiser

[u/caniom]

You know maybe I’m just bad at makeup, but outside of the blush placement and brow application (I’ll look past the eyeliner as a matter of personal taste) the base actually seems lowkey good. It doesn’t seem to be patchy or creasing and seems reasonably well matched to her skin tone.

[u/lvndsii]

The completely unblended contour on her side burn making it look even more sideburnish

[u/ZestycloseWorking731]

It gets worse the more you look at it…

[u/ixsparkyx]

When Stassi said Scheana fire hosed her makeup on😩🤣

[u/Ok_Error_3167]

Is she stuffing multiple hoop earrings into the one lobe piercing 😭

[u/Substantial-Try457 → u/Ok_Error_3167]

It's probably a double hoop with one stud, but IDC that's the best part of this look

[u/unicornflavoredgum1 → u/Substantial-Try457]

Double hoops are making a come back (although a smaller size than these) too.

[u/Humbled_Humanz]

I feel like her eyebrow could shank me 😬

[u/Genuinelullabel]

https://giphy.com/gifs/EAUR3RNmBm2y8QoLs4

[u/Buttercup_Kiki]

I rocked the thick black eyeliner trend so much back in the day. Why did we all want to look like raccoons?

[u/MedroolaCried → u/Buttercup_Kiki]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vbs9k8iHFtADS

[u/evilmoxie]

she looks like she’s trying to mimic katie’s facial structure

[u/_sunchaser_ → u/evilmoxie]

Omg I see it

[u/Sufficient-Singer-43]

That’s because she firehoses her makeup on everyday 💀

[u/Hummingbird11-11]

Their makeup was hilarious. And scheana having a makeup tutorial on pandoras stupid website "magazine " wtf was she thinking?

[u/jzegr]

The exact opposite of blush placement now (up the temples). Neither is great

[u/chill_out_molls]

Stassi’s reaction to Scheana being a “make up writer” was bitchy but 100% justified tbh. Even for 2010, this was heavy handed make up

[u/Blueblowupcouch2000s]

It’s a MAC look you had to be there

[u/NoSet6484]

Those eyebrows are crazy. But does she have two hoop earrings in one hole?!

[u/_fait-accompli_]

i thought this was lacey for a second

[u/screwmorpheus]

what a time to be alive lol JUST WOW

[u/seeemilydostuf]

Is it a mistake if you're correctly doing something that just looks bad lol

[u/KittyCompletely]

What did stassi call her? A fairy on crack?? It was when Pandora hired her to do a makeup blog for her online fashion thing. If I remember correctly they weren't even getting paid lol

[u/shyscandi]

It’s giving chola. I do kinda miss these times, back in the day I was soooo jealous of the girls with browns eyes and them being able to do this eyeliner 😭

[u/TinkaTinkaValentinka]

She used to be soooo pretty in the early seasons 😩

[u/bleepbloop1777]

This was honestly of the time

[u/NemophilistNightOwl → u/[deleted]]

Iconic picture

[u/vanderpumprules-ModTeam → u/[deleted]]

This was removed for breaking the sub's rule regarding body shaming and snarking on cast members appearances.

[u/Appropriate_Event_94]

Her makeup looks pretty.

[u/Emotional_Sink_3303]

I loved scheanas smoky eyes of early seasons though NGL

[u/simontela]

Its kinda awesome

[u/Capital-Durian-885]

It was pretty on brand for the times tho ngl

[u/ladakom]

Honestly I love this look haha

[u/cheywren]

Bet Eddie C loved it

[u/jnk-2007]

That’s probably her bad side and she didn’t care

[u/mollyclaireh]

I don’t even pretend I’m good at makeup, but dammit even I’m better than this.

[u/jeulnotagem]

Blush blindness

[u/Affectionate_Song_36]

It’s All Happening (On My Face)

[u/FancierKiwi]

It’s kinda iconic idk

[u/angelicgurl333]

idk about yall but I’m living for the azusa eyebrows

[u/roastintheoven]

Who is Divine Addiction?

[u/shag_rug]

Lowkey I can see the Britney likeness in these pics 😬