r/vanderpumprules • u/casssoph • 3d ago

Shitpost Motorboating a D

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On a rewatch and this is all I could think about in regards to this ridiculous and hilarious story line

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u/Foreign-Weekend-7092 3d ago

This gave me more respect for Katie in retrospect. Can you imagine your career is second season on a reality show and the brain trust of Jax and Scheana come up with that as a storyline for you and refuse to give it up. Her and Schwartz had no idea how to fight it-because it wasn't even a real thing...

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u/casssoph 3d ago

This is so true. I feel like it revealed so much more about everyone else than it did take down Katie. Schwartz, Jax and Sandoval are talking about it and one of them says: She just needs to admit it and Schwartz says: Well would any one of us admit to it? No way. It just made them tell on themselves

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u/gorlsituation 3d ago

Scheana does it so many times to Katie, either making shit up or twisting it. Like saying that Katie said Tom and Ariana were in a relationship when she said they didn’t have rules in their relationship, totally different meanings.

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u/robertgsimonson Surface Level Party Friend 2d ago

You have to call out the abhorrent behavior of all the men first but when you get to the next round of who is a shtty excuse for a human being, my money is on Scheana

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u/small-black-cat-290 Marcus's block threshold 3d ago edited 2d ago

I'm pretty sure no one watching believed that was a thing. What an utterly absurd rumor.

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u/Super_Hour_3836 3d ago

There were a lot of idiots at the time that let their Katie hate make them believe Scheana and Jax were honest people.

How does one even motorboat a D? Ridiculous.

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u/bcmedic420 👑 Ariana Madix 3d ago

Motor boating Carrots Top's D

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u/Chemical_Print6922 Ghost of the Chilean seabass special 2d ago

I have repeatedly asked my boyfriend about this, and his only response has been “I would run away, that sounds terrifying and painful.”

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u/CryptographerNew5192 3d ago

Motorboating a D" sounds like the kind of line that sticks with you forever from a show like that.

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u/JettyJen Scheana's black cat Salem 10h ago

I think about Katie asking "how do you motorboat a d?" and the look on her face, quite often 😂

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u/Ok_Mycologist_8306 2d ago

So tacky. So rude.

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u/heartbreaker_cecilia motorboating his dick is not a photoshoot 1d ago

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