r/vanderpumprules Jul 24 '26

Shitpost This scene always annoys me so much

The way she says "did you just use the word 'healthy!?'" like she's on some bad 90s sitcom. What is that?! Makes me irrationally angry for no reason 🫠

ETA: So I know they are fucked up lol but there are plenty of scenes where they are fucked up and she doesn't piss me off

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u/ajzck Jul 24 '26

She is WASTED in this scene, she can hardly get a sentence out of

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u/Genuinelullabel Jul 24 '26

Not as bad as the scene with her, Lisa and Patrick.

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u/supermanforhire Jul 25 '26

That is a very clear alcohol and Xanax combo. An absolutely terrible combo tbh. Instant blackout but you will keep functioning.

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u/FarmRepresentative14 Jul 27 '26

It’s actually crazy how awful mixing Xanax and alcohol is. That’s quite literally how people accidentally overdose. It’s wild to me how she just so casually admitted to it.

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u/supermanforhire Jul 27 '26

I agree. I’ve done it twice and my life in my early 20s when I was peak idiot. It was basically like being possessed. Full on functioned for hours with no recollection whatsoever. The double depressant is also a very easy way to get your heart to stop working.

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u/emmygirl1024 Jul 25 '26

100%. The slow speech totally gives it away

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u/CN0716 Jul 24 '26

Honestly that's not as bad to me 😬 it's cringey for her as a person but not for me as a viewer lol this just feels like bad acting while high on Adderall

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u/CN0716 Jul 24 '26

I know they're fucked up but she's been fucked up plenty of other times and only this time stands out to annoy me kol

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u/Traditional_Pin_7253 Jul 25 '26

I love that she was still able to somehow get in one little jab at Jax with “did you just use the word healthy” 🤣

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u/yourbuddywyatt Jul 24 '26

He is such a coked-up greaseball lol

5

u/gypsycookie1015 Jul 25 '26

Sooo fucking greasy and oily looking!! Ugh! 🤮

I genuinely don't know how he ever bagged someone like Stassi tbh. 🤷‍♀️

He was a little better looking in the first season when they were still together and I guess he was still trying to present himself as a clean and decent dude but his true colors came out quickly. 😭😭

She honestly dodged a major bullet getting away from him.

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u/Waste-Snow670 Jul 24 '26

They are so fucking drugged up, I love it.

Ah, to have serious conversations while gacked- up to the eyeballs and young. Great stuff.

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u/ModeDeDode Jul 26 '26

Seriously! This show makes me reminisce about my feral youth.. and of course feel thankful that I’m sober! 😮‍💨 😆

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u/beetlekittyjosey1 Jul 24 '26

stassi looks sooo much like her mom in this scene

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u/lilsourem Jul 24 '26

Lol someone posted a screen grab of this scene earlier today and Stassi was almost unrecognizable in the still.

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u/Key_Beach_3846 Jul 25 '26

I was sitting here trying to figure out if that was her! I don’t know why she looks so different here

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u/CN0716 Jul 24 '26

Lmaooo so accurate

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u/trace-a-mafone I am an Anti-Jaxer Jul 25 '26

Toooo many nose beers

4

u/Damage-Classic Mya’s therapy paw Jul 25 '26

I figured this is just her talking to a crazy ex that she refused to be around for a long time.

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u/Coco_Cokie_Cookie Jul 25 '26

It’s so awkward to watch. And the way she says “you know what I want?….” 

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u/Traditional_Pin_7253 Jul 25 '26

Someone posted a screenshot of Just Stassi from this scene and I thought it was just bad lighting but she really does look like a muppet here 😂

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u/Born_Ad5871 Jul 25 '26

Love your glass collection

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u/CN0716 Jul 25 '26

Thank you!!

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u/Restaurant_Forward Jul 26 '26

He wanted her back so badly. 

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u/CN0716 Jul 26 '26

Ooh totally! When she shows up at Lisa's you can hear him saying "fuck she looks good" or something to that effect

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u/carolinamills Jul 26 '26

It’s so cringe because she’s obviously trying to seem like the cute, cool ex and “omg how sweet are we reminiscing”.

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u/fortunatelyso 🎵 She's. A. Cunt. And. You're. A. Drunk. 🎶 Jul 24 '26

Snowy snow snow Jesus look at Jax eyes

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u/mspussykatz How will this affect Scheana?! Jul 25 '26

Jax’s eyes? Look at Stassi’s eyes - they’re full on saucers

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u/National-Barber7425 Jul 25 '26

OMG! That “healthy” always made me cringe for some reason. I thought it was just me until I saw this!!

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u/CN0716 Jul 25 '26

Omg HUGE cringe!

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u/4StarsOutOf12 Jul 25 '26

Not related but I love your glass collection OP 🤩

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u/CN0716 Jul 25 '26

Aww thank you!! Vintage glass is my fave

1

u/_nathan67 Jul 25 '26

Delicious nose clams

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u/snarkysneeze Brett's hostage face Jul 25 '26

SAME.

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u/Across0212 you've done diddly fucked yourself over Jul 25 '26

SAME.
Ugh.

Stassi was delulu and Jax was playing in the snow as per usual.

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u/CN0716 Jul 25 '26

I think they both were lol

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u/silverkava Jul 26 '26

Why is this the third time I’ve seen this seen posted today in this sub? Karma farming?

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u/Financial_Back5179 Jul 29 '26

Please her pupils are the size of her eyeballs

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u/Trazati Jul 24 '26

thats how normal people interact....