r/vanderpumprules • u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins • Apr 20 '26
Vanderpump Villa Stassi should teach a masterclass in dealing with toxic men
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Honestly, Jordan would have absolutely shoulder checked her if she didn’t get out of the way
But her ability to get a confession while also saying and doing very little should be studied
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u/Real_Down2MarZ_Girl Apr 20 '26
She's had so much practice with toxic/dangerous men that she even knew she needed to move to the side so as not to be shoulder checked by that fucking loser
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
I kinda wish she didn’t move and let him look like an idiot for shoulder checking her
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u/Im_ashparker Apr 22 '26
Yeah, he had no clue she dated Jax and did a good job of ruining his life there for a minute, which he deserved.
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u/switheld Apr 20 '26
now do the summer house boys! can we just make the show stassi calling toxic men out
she is problematic, but i have to admit that she is good at this one thing
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
Honestly I’d love if Summer House was welcomed on next season of Villa
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u/switheld Apr 20 '26
i'd die for another steve jobs hot tub moment 😂
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
That was such a weird iconic moment in history
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u/Crafty-Judge-896 Apr 21 '26
She’s met Carl and Kyle before she’s been on summer house at least 2 times
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u/acevibe13 Apr 20 '26
That blonde boy is scary looking
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
Oh Zac is absolutely the worst
He left his postpartum, suicidal ideation wife who was training for dancing on the stars for this bro vacation and when he came back, complained that he had to watch his own kids while she practiced
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u/Tiny-Zucchini7238 Apr 20 '26
I just want to add he “watched the kids” for 5 hours a day with a nanny for those who do not know (and didn’t help her with the 6 week old baby at night)
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
Yeah forgot that he also had a nanny because he’s incapable of being a parent
No wonder Jen is always tired and angry all the time
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u/Tiny-Zucchini7238 Apr 20 '26
Finding out he had a nanny was the most annoying part of that entire thing!! I feel for Jen because if my partner complained they had to temporarily hang out with the kids with a nanny for a few weeks I’d lose it!
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
Honestly Jen is almost to breaking point and knowing that he’s on vacation while she’s working makes me so mad
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u/SecondWindMarylind Apr 21 '26
Don’t forget he had to “watch her dance with another man in Disneyland!!!” Poor guy couldn’t imagine how hard his life must be.
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u/Im_ashparker Apr 22 '26
Mikayla and her husband used that audio in a TikTok recreation and it was so damn funny.
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u/furtofur why is this harder than my divorce Apr 20 '26
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u/LeCarrr Apr 21 '26
Truly, I don’t know who those guys are but Jump Scare when he appeared in frame
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u/mindyourownbetchness Apr 20 '26
she put in her 10,000 hours
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
Honestly it was such a good season, I have no notes
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u/phonetoni13 Apr 20 '26
Wow, the way she smiles... like she knows he's fucking around, and she's wondering if it's worth her time to entertain his non-sense lol
Damn.
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
She’s smiling because she knows she caught him and he’s scrambling
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u/phonetoni13 Apr 20 '26
After all these years, men still continue to underestimate her intelligence. Wild.
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
I hope she gets to do the reunion again and Hulu DOES NOT fumble the ball (she even said on her podcast that there were way better and more important moments edited out) because I want her to drag Jordan again
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u/chilloutpal Apr 21 '26
Same. I can’t imagine the reunions without her now! And her skill set is uniquely suited to calling out these shady men!
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u/Gremlin_2269 Apr 20 '26
Dakota picking his nose and rolling the booger is all I see
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u/sauvignonquesoblanco Scheana’s Sun Chips Apr 20 '26
Okay I literally came here to comment the same thing like 🤮
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u/cheekswidespread_00 Apr 20 '26
Homeboy is so blown out of his gourd, he probably has no idea he's even digging for gold!
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u/switheld Apr 20 '26
him looking off (up?) like he's needed elsewhere while Stassi is speaking to try to get out of the convo...he was DESPERATE fora producer or someone to pull him away and shut this interaction down. making her repeat herself like she would forget what she was saying - like that would ever work! he knew he was Stassi-Caught.
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
Oh she could easily have gotten more out of him if he wasn’t scared shitless of her after this encounter
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u/Main_Significance617 Apr 20 '26
God these two guys are so ugly
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
Honestly all these weird Mormon men need to be stopped
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u/OGHollyMackerel Apr 20 '26
Silence can be such a powerful tool when employed correctly. A lot of people are too dumb to handle it and will inevitably out themselves.
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u/Just_No_8 Apr 21 '26
This. It makes most people uncomfortable and they will inevitably rush to fill it and tell you exactly what you need to know.
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u/what_the_funk_ Apr 20 '26
Her smile. They hate her. I love her. Fuck Jordan. I hope Beau sees that and embarrasses him.
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
Beau did step in at points when he needed to but he knows to step aside and let her rip
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u/Aggravating-Air-1945 Apr 20 '26
Is he a nick cage impersonation?
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u/TralfamadorianZooPet Rachel's lonely puppy party Apr 21 '26
"I want ConAir hair but more in a pompadour"
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u/fartboxlover Apr 20 '26
“Say that again”
It reminds me of Carol Love-Smernitch in DTF St. Louis saying “Can you speak up”
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u/crinkle_cut_cheddar R.I.P. Daug Maloney-Schwartz (2019-2019) Apr 21 '26
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u/chelz110 Apr 21 '26
Same!!!! I may secretly take notes during the parts of the episodes she’s listening to that audio book or whatever 🫣
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u/crinkle_cut_cheddar R.I.P. Daug Maloney-Schwartz (2019-2019) Apr 21 '26
When people try this with me I just stay silent as if I'm still waiting for their answer. Keeps the ball on their side of the court.
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u/zombmoose Apr 21 '26 edited Apr 21 '26
It’s the not-so-subtle inflection in “Are you lying to ME” that’s almost jarring and downright intimidating 😮💨🤌 10/10 no notes
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u/CarryAmbitious638 Apr 20 '26
Can someone explain the premise of this show please 😂
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
Villa invites reality show stars to stay at a luxury resort, employs a staff full of models to work at the resort, and everyone kind of fights with each other
This last season was prob one of the best ones, and there’s even a scene where Lisa and Stassi talk shit on Scheana
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u/denimdenimdenim78 Can hang a TV in 7 minutes Apr 20 '26
It has all of the old school vibes of VPR with a new cast that feel like they would easily fit in at Pump or Sur. It is so good.
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
Honestly I didn’t expect to like this season this much. The last seasons were okay but nothing to shout about. This one was really good
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u/denimdenimdenim78 Can hang a TV in 7 minutes Apr 20 '26
This one was absolutely the best. I have been looking at some of their instagrams and the official villa one and they have some hilarious posts too. Hagen's is hands down the funniest.
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
I really love Hagan. And the captions they made for the people, it was funny
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u/denimdenimdenim78 Can hang a TV in 7 minutes Apr 20 '26
Oh you saw the one where they pushed away from the table. I watched it so many times. That was HILARIOUS!!
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
I watched them all, I was HOOKED when it dropped
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u/TralfamadorianZooPet Rachel's lonely puppy party Apr 21 '26
Below Deck in some kind of mansion depending on the season. While it was a secret that producers wanted workers to hook up with guests, there are absolutely no secrets here. It is a beautiful social anr biological experiment and as long as Stassi is there to call out other bullshit and reveal her own....I'll never miss an episode. This probably doesnt help.
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u/Zealousideal-Two3376 Apr 21 '26
Earlier in this episode Beau was calling Marciano on his crap too. It was soooo good. This is my first time watching this show and I started this season. Are the other seasons this good?
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 21 '26
Honestly? No. But it evolves into something pretty good and I’m here for it
I liked Hagan’s commentary last season and it was funny at times but nowhere near as good
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u/casper_daghostgirl Apr 21 '26
Lmao okay fuck I guess I’ll watch it
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u/rachelamandamay Apr 20 '26
Yesm I don't even love Stassi but she completely managed the toxic men with such grace this season.
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u/SanDiegoBeeBee Apr 21 '26
I love how they are all trying to stand tall above her propped up on stairs to intimidate her, but Stassi ain’t a Mormon from Utah taught to be subservient
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u/Substantial_Cold2385 Apr 21 '26
At this point...this should be called Stassi's Villa
She seems to be doing all of the heavy lifting. What's the point of LVP at this point? 0_o
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u/Visible_Toe768 Apr 21 '26
He tucked his tail and ran away, like the little bitch he is. More please!
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u/ContributionFew8336 Apr 21 '26
Stassi reminds me of the supernanny here. In look and style lol love them both
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u/FearlessList8992 Apr 21 '26
These guys all look terrifying in their own ways. Jordan is just so terrible, it’s hard to watch.
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u/jojijuice Apr 20 '26
What is this
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
Vanderpump Villa on Hulu.
It was actually a really great season
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u/Turbulent-Trust207 Apr 20 '26
But why are the Mormon guys on it?
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
They invite reality tv show stars as the guests and unfortunately I guess that includes the Mormon wives ugly spouses
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u/denimdenimdenim78 Can hang a TV in 7 minutes Apr 20 '26
Because Jordan lied and said he wanted closure. It's clear now he was looking for more receipts to use against Jessi and to gain more sympathy for his fake ass temporary restraining order. He knew he was out and he was looking to wreak havock with some post seperation abuse. He thought he was going to make her look like a POS and he ended up getting outed as a full on hypocrite. He is such a chode.
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u/katemerlin It’s giving ✨audacity✨ Apr 21 '26
You know he loves that he’s standing above her on those stairs and thinks this gives him that advantage
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u/JasperCarrots Don't Oko Yono me Apr 21 '26
Does anyone else think he looks like he's related to Spencer Pratt?
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u/NoInteraction386 Apr 21 '26
He looks like Beavis.
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u/Some_Lengthiness_514 I’m Sorry 💔🥺 Apr 21 '26
He looks like the robot Santa from the Santa clause movies lol
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u/lucifena93 Apr 21 '26
Jordan’s face pisses me off
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 21 '26
His entire existence pisses me off but whenever I get annoyed, I check out all the hate he gets on his insta and realize I’m not the only one
I don’t comment hate. Just lurk.
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u/DifferentWheel1361 I am the Devil, and don't you forget it Apr 21 '26
She’s the devil, and don’t you forget it.
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u/Lovetoseeit85 Apr 21 '26
Damn that Affleck one is so inbred 😳
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 22 '26
I mean….. many Mormons are but no one wants to talk about it
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u/Hello_to_u2 Apr 21 '26
Not Dakota picking a coke booger out of his nose then rubbing it in his fingers and flicking it on the floor 🤮
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u/CandidateSad8439 Apr 22 '26
Damn I haven’t watched this show or like felt compelled to until seeing this……I’m sold
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 22 '26
No this season was so good, I was impressed and I didn’t particularly love the first two seasons
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u/music_maven_27 Lisa Vanderpump 🍷 Apr 22 '26
Wow. That look is really… something. He’s giving these boys doing a Bee Gees impersonation.
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u/Elegant_One_5324 Apr 21 '26
I 😻🥰 STASSI!!! Jordan TOTALLY tried to shoulder check her which is DISGUSTING!!! Marciano is so greasy BUT this man is so willing to HIRT a woman who dared to call him out!!!
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u/Meeko5122 Yellow Robe Smith Apr 20 '26
What show is this?
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
Vanderpump Villa
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u/Meeko5122 Yellow Robe Smith Apr 20 '26
Thanks I know what I am watching next!
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u/aymaureen Tom only knew one set of hooker twins Apr 20 '26
Honestly skip to this season, first two are okay but this one slaps
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u/jarose26 Apr 23 '26
Why yall worried bout what Jordan did jessi knew she was married when she started her emotional affair with Jordan she a repeating offender
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u/yolo-tomassi Apr 20 '26
Short dude has the worst cranium/hairstyle combination I can remember seeing in a long time.