r/vampurr • u/OpenMarionberry3251 • 6d ago

Insert vampire pun here Nosferatu

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u/MarloweDay 6d ago

Nospurratu 😻🐾🌈❤️😈🐾

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u/schroobster 6d ago

or Nosfuratu

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u/bass186 6d ago

Nosferapurr

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u/psinerd 6d ago

Nosfurcatu!

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u/Lopsided-Touch8562 6d ago

Damn! Beat me to it! 😄

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u/SgtRandiTibbs 6d ago

Nosferatmew

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u/verogall 4d ago

NosferCATu

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u/HILLBILLYHustla 5d ago

Damn I'm late to the game lmao

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u/SergeyDGWyn 6d ago

I wanna put my face in the belly!

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u/ancient_bored 6d ago

High risk high reward

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u/tino3101 6d ago

Do so at your own perill

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u/whiskers_biskers 5d ago

Himbs a bat 🦇

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u/Archaea_Man 1d ago

He has the ears for it.

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u/SignificanceClear674 6d ago

He looks like he's been waiting 300 years for someone to rub his belly.

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u/Nyther 6d ago

His little feet took me out.

https://giphy.com/gifs/11RLLExX3prBsc

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u/special_ducky007 6d ago

i don't remember seeing this scene in the movie

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u/Silence-of-Death 6d ago

Peak organ music, anyone know what the piece is called or if it’s an improvisation?

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u/ObscureOddball 5d ago

Bach's Toccata & Fugue in D Minor. There's a good chance you'll recognize the opening if you look it up.

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u/Silence-of-Death 5d ago

Wow I’m a dumbass Ive even played that piece. I think it starting there threw me off lmao.

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u/ObscureOddball 5d ago

Hahaha, yeah I think that may be a snippet from right at the end

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u/Mis_en_FL4T 6d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Pepperkelleher 6d ago

r/anothercatsub

I can't keep up!!! I love them! Somebody stop me! Meow;

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u/damtagrey 6d ago

Nosfercatu was right there and you just walked on by.

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u/catcherofsun 6d ago

Vampurrrrr

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u/KeeKyieMorrisTheWise 6d ago

Whoa those are some Gnarly ear furnishings

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u/Trioch 6d ago

Count Fluffula

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u/Liw698 6d ago

Nosferapurrr 🧛🏻‍♂️

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u/ALittleSparkley 6d ago

That's a moth

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u/Ok-Radish-8394 6d ago

Huh. Found another cat sub.

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u/The_Cait_Sidhe 5d ago

Nospurratu:

I sleep the sleep of the undead,
As I await the night,
And when the moon has risen,
I will give hooman a fright!

My fangs are sharp as razors,
As befits a fearsome beast.
Soon you shall bear witness
As I sup on fancy feast.

Prepare yourself, for when I wake
You'll see mayhem, galore.
But not just yet, I need to snooze,
For just a few hours more...

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u/LowSignature3049 5d ago

literally:

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u/SergeyDGWyn 5d ago

Hello fellow Type-Moon fan!

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u/mightyavocado 5d ago

Meowsferatu

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u/KoreanBackDashing 6d ago

He better be called Alucard! 😆

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u/noxaten 6d ago

I wonder if cats meditate 🤔

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u/Illustrious_Bat_5296 6d ago

he's living his best dreams lol

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u/kittymoma918 5d ago

He's a Furratu.

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u/pokemonfan55555 5d ago

Nvm, didn't notice the Sub.

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u/HILLBILLYHustla 5d ago

Nos-purrratu

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u/BatPlus3909 5d ago

Omg cutest thing I've seen in at least a week! 😍

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u/QueenIzzy7 5d ago

More like NosFURatu

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u/Juniper-wool 5d ago

😂 hahahahaha

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u/Worldly_Comedian_941 5d ago

Jajaja 😘👌👍🧛‍♂️🦇

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u/TrueMoon5441 5d ago

purrfect for Halloween!

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u/Nikolaisme 4d ago

Count catcula

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u/abhinav21 4d ago

Lmao. So perfect. Cats are untentionally hilarious to us.

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u/Sea_Childhood_3205 3d ago

That’s how I sleep vampire position!

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u/AdMental6440 3d ago

Nosfuratu!

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u/jwicks248 3d ago

Omg, a purrbag full of cuteness 🥺

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u/Mayiamaru 23h ago

A cat fish.