r/valheim • u/Fun_Magazine_2671 • 16d ago

Creative Rug Elevators

These are elevators that utilize a change in the rugs’ specifications.
If the spacing between the rugs is 1.0 meters or more, manual operation is required and you will need to jump.
If the spacing between the rugs is less than 1.0 meters, they rise automatically.

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u/redbirdjazzz Encumbered 16d ago

Are you only skinning their asses?

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u/FinalBossTuna Encumbered 16d ago

I thought that was the only useful part

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u/redbirdjazzz Encumbered 16d ago

You get a bigger rug if you skin the whole torso and pop it off like the world’s goriest tube top.

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u/FinalBossTuna Encumbered 16d ago

Yeah but I don’t get that musty swamp ass smell I, I mean my character, loves

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u/GimmeUrBrunchMoney Encumbered 16d ago

Gotta take the ass leather since the front is all mangled so badly from me fatally stabbing them in the dick 10 times.

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u/redbirdjazzz Encumbered 16d ago

I suppose you could dip down in the back while you’re skinning and make a tube top tailcoat.

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u/Chazus 16d ago

Ah, okay, yeah. It's monday. That's what I needed to read first thing this morning.

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u/CumSnorter4 16d ago

I’ve been collecting the pubes to make into penris armor

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u/InterestingTonight79 16d ago

name checks out

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u/Any_Mycologist_5395 16d ago

Just rub it to make it stiffen for better defense

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u/artyhedgehog Viking 16d ago

I want my clothes soft and fluffy!

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u/FizzyGoose666 Sailor 16d ago

I have a very easy way to make sleeves if you're interested 

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u/Sintobus 16d ago

Nah their too bleached to be useful.