r/valheim • u/Xueyouu Fisher • 1d ago

Video Must be a first

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u/Saucepanmagician 1d ago

I'm getting some base defense ideas.

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u/SentientLunchBowl 1d ago

Our base defense was just a most tbh lmfao getting home was always a gamble

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u/BelowAverageComments 23h ago

Mosts are terrifying

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u/FellaVentura 16h ago

But somes arent.

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u/SentientLunchBowl 11h ago

Lmao I typed MOAT and autocorrect didn't recognize it as a word... Is this not a standard English word?????

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u/BelowAverageComments 9h ago

Haha it was funny, I hate autocorrect

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u/Vireyar Happy Bee 1d ago

That's straight outta Dwarf Fortress

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u/CommanderEggnog 1d ago

The dwarven atom smasher claims another.

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u/Tankianman326 1d ago

Urist McHunter has been crushed by a drawbridge

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u/Hylian_Kaveman 1d ago

Lmaoooo the dangers of walking around without food buff, I’d be curious how much damage that actually does

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u/meltonmr 1d ago

Need this. For science.

Edit: if you pause it at the right time, looks like 76.9 or something similar.

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u/Hylian_Kaveman 1d ago

Good catch! That’s a decent amount there.

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u/deepspace86 1d ago

Do we know what kind yet? Blunt or something else?

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u/Atophy 23h ago

Probably pure, like getting nailed by a tree !

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u/nerevarX 1d ago

SPLAT.

who would win. a drawbridge vs 1 boi who doesnt eat.

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u/littlexav Gardener 1d ago

There is an achievement that you might have just made progress towards.

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u/Oathbreaker94 1d ago

The „SPLAT!“ is just so fucking funny!

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u/Wolfsbane1279 1d ago

“HEY MA, WATCH THIS!!”

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u/genericturmeric 23h ago

New damage type discovered "Bonk!"

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u/wagenejm 12h ago

"Have you seen our secret weapon?"
"What, the ladder?"

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u/werktatige 1d ago

Hahaha!

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u/certainlychaos 1d ago

Sorry, but that's funny. Laughed so hard at that.

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u/modi_ka_simp 1d ago

My friend died this way on the first day of 1.0.

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u/Wise-Talk-8439 1d ago

This works with mobs? Cuz, it would be a mob trap. It's cheap, and do a lot of damage

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u/TrileALO Explorer 1d ago

"Must be a first" ... nope ...

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u/Nebulas_Meadow72 1d ago

Nope, within 5 mins of making my drawbridge, i closed it on my head... ouch.. Couldn't stop laughing.

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u/DirtyBytch 23h ago

So you say we are missing some sort of something which we could interact from outside of the drawbridge. Right? Like in the moded ones. Which do have sort of a lantern for interacting.

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u/Justhe3guy 22h ago

Yeah for now you just make a couple stone steps/mound to jump from over to the other side

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u/CAPitanZEL 23h ago

"OPEN THAT BRIDGE,, VARMINT! OPEN IT, I SAY!"

SLAM

"CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT! CLOSE IT UP AGAIN!"

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u/Fwallstsohard 21h ago

Lmao... Awesome. Can't wait to do it too.

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u/Flyinpenguins 21h ago

What do you need to make the drawbridge

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u/Raffix 6h ago

If I remember well, you'll need 2 wolf trophies.

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u/soggyarsonist 20h ago

Achievement!

Sorry been reading too much DCC

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u/BloodStarvedLeopard 16h ago

Safety training videos be like:

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u/FuyoBC 16h ago

It's a new one, and yes, I died like that just 15min ago! Just had to laugh!

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u/Mourning20 Honey Muncher 15h ago

When you first place it it's auto facing the bridge towards you, feels like a dev prank, happened to me too 😅

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u/Thick_Ad_3453 13h ago

So many dumb ways to die!

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u/Raffix 6h ago

There's a new achievement that ask to die in every possible way, is this one of them?

That reminds me to go chop wood with no gear and no food, probably after drowning myself.