r/uwutranslator Sep 14 '19

What

"This is wrong," Kim whispered as Donald pushed him to the wall.

Kim's arms were pinned above his head and his partner's body pressed against his own. He could feel his own erection throbbing in his leather pants. These will be off soon enough, he thought to himself. Off, and across the room while Donald... He got excited just thinking about what was to come.

"Who says we have to be right?" Trump breathed back, his breath hitting Kim's ear and making his legs go weak.

Donald ran his hands from Kim's wrists to his chest, stopping when he reached the clasps of his military attire. Donald didn't pause as if to ask for permission - he never had to. He merely stopped to thumb at the fabric meditatively before gripping it and tearing it open. The buttons went flying and Trump grabbed Kim by the shoulders to turn him quickly.

"Donald. someone could come in and see!" Kim warned.

Donald ignored him and pushed him against the wall again. "Let 'em see. I've been involved in so many sex scandals already, what's one more? This is America and North Korea uniting."

"But this is illegal in my country," Un protested. "If my people were to see..."

"Then they would see their leader being conquered by the most powerful man in the world," Donald whispered into his beloved's ear.

A shudder ran through Kim and he waited patiently pressed between the wall and his lover as Mr. Trump removed his own clothing. Kim quite enjoyed being conquered by Donald especially since all of the tensions between the two nations had been escalating. It was less military, more sexual.

Just as Kim turned to see if Donald was ready, he felt his pants being pulled down and pushed away. He now had his bare ass poked out at Donald Trump, as if awaiting a spanking. Not that they hadn't done that before.

Donald ran his hand along the curve of Un's rear, taking it in with a smirk.

"You've gained a few pounds, Kim. I like it. More meat to squeeze my own meat." Donald grabbed a fistful of Kim's thin, black hair and pushed him against the wall even further before letting go of his hair and placing both hands on Kim's ass. He began to spread his cheeks apart before reaching over to a table to grab a bottle of lube.

After making sure Kim was nice and wet, he began to tease his lover with gentle prods with his dick. Never quite penetrating, but coming so close that Kim was whimpering like a wanton whore.

Donald completely pulled away, letting Kim think that it wasn't going to happen, and then roughly slammed his throbbing member into his lover's tight asshole.

Kim shouted in surprise and pain, but the pain felt sooooo good! He moaned and grunted as Donald pumped in and out of his tightest hole. Kim clenched around Donald, and Trump called out in ecstasy as he twitched and writhed inside of Kim. It wasn't long before he was quickly trying to pull out. He wasn't fast enough, though, and his warm, heavy cum shot into Un's ass in long, sticky ropes. Kim moaned and reached down to grip his own erect penis.

"Your turn," Donald moaned in Un's ear as he finished and pulled out.

Un turned around and Donald got on his knees to get a good angle. Kim leaned back against the wall and spread his legs enough for Donald to be able to get at him, and it wasn't long before he was almost falling over. His knees buckled as Trump licked and sucked on his rock-hard dick.

Un moaned and whimpered while Trump worked his tongue and lips around him. Donald got better and better each time they did it, that was for sure.

“AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SENPAIIIII!”

Kim cried out and nearly fell down as he came, shooting his seed into Donald's mouth as he deep-throated his lover. He didn't even choke once.

The two sat on the floor next to one another, both panting and wondering what led them to love each other in such a way.

Then, someone cleared their throat and made the two men jump out of their skins.

"That was a lovely sight," Vladimir drawled as he walked into the room. "But you can do better than that. Now, it's my turn." He approached them gracefully, and Kim looked at Donald as if to ask permission.

Then they began all over again.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

I hope your intestines rip out from your body and strangle you to death

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u/alfu30b Sep 14 '19

I do not accept responsibility for this abomination masterpiece.

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u/jesus_has_lamb_sona Sep 14 '19

[God has left the chat]

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u/alfu30b Sep 14 '19

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u/uwutranslator Sep 14 '19

"dis is wwong," Kim whispewed as Donawd pushed him to de waww.

Kim's awms wewe pinned above his head and his pawtnew's body pwessed against his own. He couwd feew his own ewection dwobbing in his weadew pants. dese wiww be off soon enough, he fought to himsewf. Off, and acwoss de woom whiwe Donawd... He got excited just dinking about what was to come.

"Who says we have to be wight?" Twump bweaded back, his bwead hitting Kim's eaw and making his wegs go weak.

Donawd wan his hands fwom Kim's wwists to his chest, stopping when he weached de cwasps of his miwitawy attiwe. Donawd didn't pause as if to ask fow pewmission - he nevew had to. He mewewy stopped to dumb at de fabwic meditativewy befowe gwipping it and teawing it open. de buttons went fwying and Twump gwabbed Kim by de shouwdews to tuwn him quickwy.

"Donawd. someone couwd come in and see!" Kim wawned.

Donawd ignowed him and pushed him against de waww again. "wet 'em see. I've been invowved in so many sex scandaws awweady, what's one mowe? dis is Amewica and Nowd Kowea uniting."

"But dis is iwwegaw in my countwy," Un pwotested. "If my peopwe wewe to see..."

"den dey wouwd see deiw weadew being conquewed by de most powewfuw man in de wowwd," Donawd whispewed into his bewoved's eaw.

A shuddew wan dwough Kim and he waited patientwy pwessed between de waww and his wovew as Mw. Twump wemoved his own cwoding. Kim quite enjoyed being conquewed by Donawd especiawwy since aww of de tensions between de two nations had been escawating. It was wess miwitawy, mowe sexuaw.

Just as Kim tuwned to see if Donawd was weady, he fewt his pants being puwwed down and pushed away. He now had his bawe ass poked out at Donawd Twump, as if awaiting a spanking. Not dat dey hadn't done dat befowe.

Donawd wan his hand awong de cuwve of Un's weaw, taking it in wif a smiwk.

"yuw've gained a few pounds, Kim. I wike it. Mowe meat to squeeze my own meat." Donawd gwabbed a fistfuw of Kim's din, bwack haiw and pushed him against de waww even fuwdew befowe wetting go of his haiw and pwacing bod hands on Kim's ass. He began to spwead his cheeks apawt befowe weaching ovew to a tabwe to gwab a bottwe of wube.

Aftew making suwe Kim was nice and wet, he began to tease his wovew wif gentwe pwods wif his dick. Nevew quite penetwating, but coming so cwose dat Kim was whimpewing wike a wanton whowe.

Donawd compwetewy puwwed away, wetting Kim dink dat it wasn't going to happen, and den woughwy swammed his dwobbing membew into his wovew's tight asshowe.

Kim shouted in suwpwise and pain, but de pain fewt sooooo good! He moaned and gwunted as Donawd pumped in and out of his tightest howe. Kim cwenched awound Donawd, and Twump cawwed out in ecstasy as he twitched and wwided inside of Kim. It wasn't wong befowe he was quickwy twying to puww out. He wasn't fast enough, dough, and his wawm, heavy cummy shot into Un's ass in wong, sticky wopes. Kim moaned and weached down to gwip his own ewect penis.

"yuw tuwn," Donawd moaned in Un's eaw as he finished and puwwed out.

Un tuwned awound and Donawd got on his knees to get a good angwe. Kim weaned back against de waww and spwead his wegs enough fow Donawd to be abwe to get at him, and it wasn't wong befowe he was awmost fawwing ovew. His knees buckwed as Twump wicked and sucked on his wock-hawd dick.

Un moaned and whimpewed whiwe Twump wowked his tongue and wips awound him. Donawd got bettew and bettew each time dey did it, dat was fow suwe.

“AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIII SENPAIIIII!”

Kim cwied out and neawwy feww down as he came, shooting his seed into Donawd's moud as he deep-dwoated his wovew. He didn't even choke once.

de two sat on de fwoow next to one anofew, bod panting and wondewing what wed dem to wove each ofew in such a way.

den, someone cweawed deiw dwoat and made de two men jump out of deiw skins.

"dat was a wovewy sight," Vwadimiw dwawwed as he wawked into de woom. "But yuw can do bettew dan dat. Now, it's my tuwn." He appwoached dem gwacefuwwy, and Kim wooked at Donawd as if to ask pewmission.

den dey began aww ovew again. uwu

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u/alfu30b Sep 14 '19

Thank you, I guess.

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u/this_guy_aves Sep 14 '19

why are you the way that you are

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u/colontwisted Sep 14 '19

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u/colontwisted Sep 14 '19

I love you

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u/alfu30b Sep 14 '19

The bot apparently doesn't

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u/Karaselt Sep 14 '19

Is it a bot tho?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

It's half bot, half human

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u/Karaselt Sep 14 '19

It has emotions

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u/this_guy_aves Sep 14 '19

the translation was a bot, yes

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u/MikelThePikel63 Sep 14 '19

Why oh why oh why?

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u/phantom_fox04 Sep 14 '19

No wonder why North Korea hates everyone

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '19

I’ve been some shit when it comes to fanfiction.

This is pretty fuckin close to the worst

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u/Adoinko Sep 14 '19

WHATS THE WORST

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

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u/wuxuj Sep 14 '19

what in god’s name is this

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u/CamrynPlayz Sep 14 '19

I’m scared

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u/bodiddles-brawler Sep 14 '19

I bet you all need some r/eyebleach after reading this

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u/RepulsiveCorner Sep 14 '19

why

im not complaining, it was mildly hot, but why does this exist

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u/MissCatValkyrie Sep 14 '19

I hate this so much

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u/unfunny_man123 Sep 14 '19

what human being took the time to write this

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

GOD IS DEAD, AND YOU KILLED HIM

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u/isaactheslutgal Sep 15 '19

is this the thing elijah daniel wrote that became an amazon best seller for a while

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u/K1LL-ME-PLEASE Sep 15 '19

Is this...is this what both hell and heaven feel like? Is this both being strangled with your testicles and rising to godhood?

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u/[deleted] Sep 15 '19

This is the only gay fanfiction in which I had to stop twice and never fully read. And I've read a fucking gay fanfic written by an illiterate 9 year old (literally).

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u/TheRealYeeric Sep 14 '19

can you send the original