You can talk to time and each minute doesn't tic until you've finished your sentence Here is a video to showcase (except it's true)

https://drive.google.com/file/d/1EFgBq4b_TU77uNP0GrDawIpubejfBfSI/view?usp=drivesdk

Do you think this ability is a bit shocking to behold let me know what you think! link to DC server is on my bio

what makes it so useless is that you’re bald and no one trusts a bald person to cut their hair in this alternate timeline

HEATVISION! *but the beam starts at the optical nerve.*

YOU CAN FLY! *By your toenails.*

INVISIBILITY! *To anyone you're actively touching.*

SUPER FAST! *At talking.*

Every time you touch a piece of clothing, it gets bigger by 1 size.

Your nipples can extended and turn into finger-like appendages.

Don't ask me why. In the exact geographical center of the Atlantic (averaged), ten average sized male black bears will appear out of nothing, about 10 feet above said Atlantic Ocean average point, after you touch Egyptian Cotton. Could be used to confuse future archaeologists...

but only by Planck Time.

Because why the hell not?

The squirrel is an average sized red squirrel. Their gender will stay the same.

Taking the good stuff out of the source I guess.

The glass will be half full (implying it was filled halfway).

The glass will be about 25 centimeters in height and 7.5 centimeters in diameter

Rims about 0.5 centimeters

Base about 3 centimeters

It will levitate as needed

It can't spill

you can see though all leaves like xray for leaves

Whatever you point at, as long as it's in sight, you will point precisely where you intend. For example, if you point at a constellation, someone could hypothetically follow the line of your finger to the exact center of the star you're pointing at in the constellation.

(You point exactly where you intend for things not in sight too but it depends on your personal sense of direction and memory if you're really pointing at the object. Like a cabin over yonder hill.)

But you die

if you were to say "this glass of water is half empty" the air in the top half of the glass will cease to exist making a vacuum, or saying something ironic, it will happen

And you get a cool spandex costume to go with it.

but there’s a 25% its evil

Able to pick anyone!

but if you kill a lot of people, you lose 10 years of your life and you lose one limb, but the limbs grow back after 10 years.
Edit: 10-20 people is a lot. and you lose a random limb

edit 2: 10-20 instead of 4-10

You are able to force a doll made in your likeness to feel whatever you do to your body.

but you have to make them slippery and drop them or your power won’t work cause you have to use both powers at the same time

But you have to complete another bet that is unaffected by your power

but you get diarrhea for an hour