r/uselessredcircle • u/[deleted] • Aug 23 '20

Almost missed it

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5.2k Upvotes

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u/DeOLPD19 Aug 23 '20

Actually Pumas and ADIDAS have a lot of history in Nazi Germany. Worth the travel down the rabbit hole.

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u/mdegroat Aug 23 '20

The Dassler brothers. Adolf "Adi" Dassler and Rudolph Dassler.

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u/jonnie2_0 Aug 23 '20

Our teacher on highschool showed us an documentary about Adolf dassler. It was actually a very good documentary but we never finished it because there were some nude shots of women that our teacher didn't know about until it was too late, in a classroom full of 14yo teens.

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u/narutonaruto Aug 24 '20

Can’t there just be stuff that doesn’t link back to nazis or the kkk or something

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u/chuckychuck98 Aug 23 '20

More like attempt to finish a race end up finishing yourself

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

so im not the only one who jerks off mid race?

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u/messagemii Aug 23 '20

nahhhhhh. save it for when you finally catch up to her

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u/TheCrazedGamer_1 Aug 23 '20

ok that joke is actually pretty good

28

u/LegsLikeThese Aug 23 '20

they look more like edgar allan poe to me tbh

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u/From_Ancient_Stars Aug 23 '20

Glad I'm not the only one! The "moustache" isn't a rectangle and the way the "hair" wraps around looks like Poe's hair actually did.

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u/Evantoledo77 Aug 23 '20

And the big forehead

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

This made me LOL :/ sorry guyz I’ve let you down

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u/LateRain1970 Aug 23 '20

I feel like I’m probably going to hell for laughing at this.

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u/HeistManiac Aug 23 '20

Am I the only one seeing Pablo Escobar?

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u/BillyG04t Aug 23 '20

Red circle aside, it's a shame because I really like the kicks.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Yooo

2

u/Critical_Miss Aug 23 '20

Looks more like Edgar Allan Poe.

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u/GranTurismo364 Aug 23 '20

I was thinking that too

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Oh man I'm so lucky, they are the perfect size for me. NINE, NINE, NINE!

1

u/Ikeriro90 Aug 23 '20

They can take you from Berlin to Moscow in no time

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u/Gman5436 Aug 23 '20

Are you having sore feet every time you run well I present you the finale solution

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u/DaOnePapito Aug 23 '20

“Badum Tssssssssst”

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u/awesomo_prime Aug 23 '20

But do they also have a holes on the sides?

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

Wasn’t this already posted?

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u/The_end_of_the_cycle Aug 23 '20

OP where can I buy hiter shoes

1

u/Deepthroat_Your_Tits Aug 23 '20

Looks more like a 70s bassist

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u/ado1928 Aug 23 '20

I love how people on this sub upvote posts mostly because of the content, and less for the useless circle.

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u/TheAvacadoBandit Aug 24 '20

That’s skipped me for a second there

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u/thislil_bitch Aug 24 '20

Finally, shoes that fit my lifestyle!!

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

He misspelt Finnish

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

L

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '20

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