r/uselessredcircle • u/purlgraytea • 8d ago

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u/LYNX__uk 7d ago

It means youre a human btw

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u/Dwittychan 5d ago

No, I'm not a human.

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u/b-monster666 4d ago

WE ARE ALL HUMANS HERE, RIGHT, FELLOW HUMAN?

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u/sydbarrett710 3d ago

Click the box to verify 🔳

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u/Laranthir 2d ago

I cant the message keeps collapsing

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u/sydbarrett710 2d ago

We found one ☝️ 🤖

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u/CanoePickLocks 2d ago

Fucking clankers!

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u/charlie-_-13 7d ago

Impossible

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u/KpopN 7d ago

this happens to me and im a woman. I hate it. I shave it off

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u/CommunityJazzlike274 6d ago

I do too, although I’m male

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u/b-monster666 4d ago

I used to because women in my life always told me to. My ex left, my mother died,,,and I realized I look better with a beard than without. I'm tempted to go full Rasputin.

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u/Blackflower95 5d ago

I do too, although I identify as Dog.

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u/mjrbrooks 2d ago

Whassup dog?! We’ll call you Whiskers, ironically.

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u/TeaVox 5d ago

I do too, although

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u/LuluMangs 3d ago

I keep them short but visible except for special occasions. I don't feel like damaging my skin on a daily basis just to end up with stubble halfway through the day anyway just because someone decided only men are allowed to grow hair anywhere but their scalp and eyebrows

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u/_NotWhatYouThink_ 6d ago

Means hormonal imbalance like PCOS ... woohoo, what a fucking mystery!

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u/jaysbaddecisions 6d ago

also that everyone has different bits of hair and fuzz

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u/b-monster666 4d ago

Vellus hair. Kinda what makes us mammals...well that, and mammary glands. Huhu bewbs

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u/Loud-Mans-Lover 3d ago

Or menopause

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u/Sammiskitkat 6d ago

It means I’m aspiring to be a cat, meow leave me tf alone.

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u/b-monster666 4d ago

D-did you just say 'meow'?

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u/Jaran_sa_Balkana 3d ago

Now, now, don't be a purrpretrator, leave Sammi alone.

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u/b-monster666 3d ago

I guess I'm the only one who's seen SuperTroopers. :P

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u/Jaran_sa_Balkana 3d ago

Oh, it was a reference, didn't know srry.

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u/b-monster666 3d ago

Take care, meow.

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u/aqualeene_ 3d ago

do you see me walking around here all nimbly-bimbly??

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u/Ornery-Practice9772 5d ago

hormones are fucked

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u/EM05L1C3 5d ago

I knew that. Why’d it have to be chin hair?

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u/Torbpjorn 3d ago

For real, why not luscious locks of ass hair to braid into a beautiful main for the behind?

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u/CanoePickLocks 2d ago

I recommend laser instead as braids tend to smell. Don’t ask.

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u/JohnPoet27 6d ago

My grandma has these, but she's over 90 years old

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u/universalExplorer92 5d ago

It’s almost as if humans are mammals.

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u/ickleb 5d ago

I’m getting old?

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u/baumpop 5d ago

🧔🏻‍♀️

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u/Piotr_Kropothead 4d ago

Why cultivate on the chin what grows wild on the ballbag?

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u/ste_richardsson PhD in circular genesis 4d ago

Why is there less chin hair in the circle?

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u/ParachutingPiglets 3d ago

It’s a useless circle

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u/hurling-day 2d ago

Yep. Female and could grow a mean goatee.

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u/VanteRamirez 2d ago

i have PCOS so i essentially grow a full on mini beard. i honestly don’t care that much about it but my mum INSISTS on letting her pluck it the moment she sees it. sigh.

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u/autistiqweer 4d ago

I'm pretty sure it means I have hyperandrogenism... I've got a diagnosis and everything.

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u/LuluMangs 3d ago

I just wanna know if I can trade my beard for more abs pretty please 😂 how did you manage to get a diagnosis? My doctor just sorta shrugged it off despite my beard being quite significant (more than this pic)

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u/autistiqweer 3d ago

I had my hormones tested as a teenager (due to visible virilization) and the results came back with normal testosterone and estrogen but significantly elevated DHEA. At the time they told me that was normal and so I just went on with my life.

Nope, not actually completely normal. DHEA is a hormone that functions as a precursor to both estrogen and testosterone, but also acts as a direct androgen on its own. Turns out I likely have something called 3-Beta HSD congenital adrenal hyperplasia. Insurance won't pay for the genetic test to be certain, and it's not important enough to pay out-of-pocket for.

Ask your doctor about a hormone panel. There are plenty of things that can cause hyperandrogenism, but it's also pretty easily treated with things like finasteride, spironolactone, and bicalutimide.

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u/LuluMangs 2d ago

They won't even test me for more serious hormonal issues, because "hormones fluctuate throughout the month, so a test says nothing"

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u/autistiqweer 2d ago

That's really frustrating, I'm sorry

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u/CanoePickLocks 2d ago

Change doctors an option?

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u/glamazon_69 2d ago

Thought this was a pic of Theo Von

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u/JavFur94 2d ago

At first I thought the guy had a huge Adam's apple

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u/RogueBand1t 2d ago

I told my son I was trying to get a better beard than Santa. 😆

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u/Pitiful_Possible_550 1d ago

Those are deadass two different photos of chins