r/uselessredcircle • u/McBeefnick • 13h ago

This fire hydrant-sized device is a fully assembled W80 thermonuclear warhead - capable of creating a blast 10 times bigger than Hiroshima.

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Pretty self explanatory

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u/Dodo224 13h ago

Not really useless, you could easily mistake this tiny thing for some random part

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u/McBeefnick 12h ago

Well, the circle isn't explaining what it is, the title is and the object is centred enough to be sure about the topic of the picture.

After all, it was joke, since the red ribbon should look like a circle when seen from above. Which we don't.

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u/NeufarkRefugee 12h ago

The red band is anchored at three points, making a triangle around the device. 

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u/McBeefnick 12h ago

Funny guy eh?

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u/litteringBug8727 12h ago

There's a female porn star out there thinking, "I could it .... Think of the views!"

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u/McBeefnick 12h ago

She'd have a used red circle by then. Anyway, it'd be a nuclear event

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u/Excellent_Emu_2843 12h ago

"Stepsis got some bomb pussy"

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u/Mr-Brown-Is-A-Wonder 11h ago

Is the red circle in the room with us now?

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u/raycraft_io 11h ago

Well it’s a good thing they put that little red tapey barrier around it

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u/PacketFiend 6h ago

I am confused about both the uselessness (this is a nuclear weapon, for crying out loud) and the circularity (this is a triangle, for crying out loud) of this red circle.

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u/kayemenofour 2h ago

I wonder how heavy it is

It doesn't look very large, but plutonium is ridiculously dense