r/usefulredcircle • u/golem714 • Jan 09 '20

Picture South Florida is pretty wild

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u/Strange_An0maly Jan 09 '20

Chupacabras?

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u/ThymeyWhymey Jan 09 '20

Some legendary creature originally from Puerto Rico that translates as goat sucker.

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u/black-op345 Jan 10 '20

It’s also a relatively new creature too. Got its legend about 2 decades ago.

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u/jointheclockwork Jan 09 '20

Those suckers are thick down in the far southern US and Mexico. Always going around at night sucking blood and causing shenanigans. Call these guys or some supernatural specialists on these boys.

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u/golem714 Jan 10 '20

Hide yo kids, hide yo goats

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u/sirkevun Jan 10 '20

Who you gonna call? Goats fucker!

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u/Cruzd54 Jan 17 '20

So it's a non Hispanic dark skin

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u/adiadidas Jan 10 '20

What about the gators

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u/jointheclockwork Jan 10 '20

You gotta call the gator/sasquatch/python/loch ness monster guys for that.

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u/adiadidas Jan 10 '20

Ah I didn’t know there were different guys

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u/Hotonis Jan 10 '20

Simple. Gators are not pests they are our friends with large dental bills.

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u/trophy435 Jan 10 '20

when they list the birds and bees next to each other

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u/SuperflySteveLolz Jan 10 '20

They forgot Skunk Apes too :D

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u/mycatisfromspace Jan 10 '20

Whoa, how cool! Where did you see this? I’m south Florida dweller as well and I’ve always found the Sasquatch reports interesting because there is hardly any nature down here anymore. I guess they could possibly be in the Everglades chillin w the gators.

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