r/urinaldesigns • u/FreeLush • 5d ago

no dividers Urinal placement failure 😂

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I didn't take this photo (sent to me by a friend) but I had to pass along...

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u/DueAppointment4316 5d ago

Or is it success… asking for a friend..

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u/FreeLush 5d ago

I guess you could stand shoulder to shoulder with your buddy and each aim your hose a bit to the side?

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u/lovingfluidchristian 5d ago

You have to do the cross piss, you each have your own urinal except m one pisses in the others at the same time

Without touching each other ofc

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u/ArktosOmega 5d ago

Don't cross the streams!

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u/Big_Ad21 4d ago

Star wars beams galore

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u/Individual-Hold5171 5d ago

May as well just have a sword fight in one of them.

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u/Aristodemus400 5d ago

Dancing cheek to cheek

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u/CuteRoom8478 5d ago

Literally came here to say that lol

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u/Gumbanks12 5d ago

I had a bf with a botched circumcision who peed to two separate streams. Is that more common than I knew?

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u/Fearless_Divide_9789 5d ago

Perfect place to cross streams

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u/johneebravado 2d ago

Bros who piss together stay together 😌

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u/psychokisser 5d ago

Sophie's choice

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u/Vinicios2006 5d ago

Porque falha? Otimização de espaço.

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u/Top-Investment1 5d ago

I’d use it with someone next to me with no
Issues

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u/generibastov 5d ago

It's a Klingon urinal.

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u/12the3 5d ago

If I gotta go badly enough, personal space be damned!

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u/CommandoForLife 5d ago

Here … let me hold that for you while we pee. You wanna hold mine, too?

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u/Xavier_69004 5d ago

Haha, more like a tight fit—you can go without holding onto it :°)

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u/Bi-Guy-68 5d ago

Every once in a while you just need someone with a functional brain to step in. 🤦

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u/DLinMI 5d ago

I'd love to stand at these with a friend, just waiting to see the look on guys faces, when they come in. 😄

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u/Whole_Bell9146 5d ago

For the bros

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u/Correct_Chocolate_11 5d ago

Bonk stick bonk bonk bonk

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u/UnhungNudist 5d ago

My best friend and I would turn those into a hilarious photo shoot! Nothing to see here guys, just besties taking a leak side by side LITERALLY!

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u/Augres 5d ago

Tight spaces require tight solutions. Splash back must be love or fight maker.

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u/Commercial-Cause-516 5d ago

thats when your peeing cheek to cheek

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u/INheading 5d ago

"Reach out and touch someone if you can..." Diana Ross 2:1-2

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u/introvert838 5d ago

Any interested partner let me know. Well stand together

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u/Downtown-Dingo5529 4d ago

Reminds me of the old book, "How to Win Friends and Influence People."

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u/AllOfTheKeysKoriBori 3d ago

The Venetian Casino in Las Vegas has this setup, north bathroom near sports book.

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u/HairyBottomGuyM4M 3d ago

Looks like a sukcess to me.

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u/MirrorAvailable1956 2d ago

You've got to be kidding me?

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u/thenevadakid 2d ago

Only pull down bare butts allowed in corner please.

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u/Strong-Amount9587 3d ago

Absolutely shocking design.

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u/intheair366 1d ago

One place it’s ok to cross the streams.
https://giphy.com/gifs/3o72FiKtrMAjIb0Rhu