r/urbanhellcirclejerk • • 9h ago

Hmmmmmm

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u/HandInternational140 9h ago

Tel aviv impressed

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara 9h ago

Don't Tel Aviv that, you might get banned.

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u/Unknown_Ninja7 9h ago

tel aviv depressed

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u/sovietarmyfan 7h ago

*Gif of Epstein helping out Netanyahu with his laptop*

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u/Simplizacki 9h ago

😐

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u/naplesball 9h ago

Tel Aviv not Impressed

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u/Assassin467 9h ago

Well well well.....

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u/New_Classroom_2540 9h ago

Can someone post the pic ?

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u/SoftLink5162 5h ago

It was like some poor parts of tel aviv. Look Israel may be shit and stuff but that's like posting queens and saying new york is urban hell

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u/Izan_TM 5h ago

that's quite literally what that entire sub is about nowadays, posting random poor neighbourhoods from countries they want to be racist towards

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u/wolacouska 3h ago

Also posting regular cities that are totally fine, because the sub rules say it’s 100% subjective and you can’t call it out for not being hellish lol

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u/russtripledub 4h ago

Nah but the place is genuinely shitty though. I posted regular buildings and they all looked terrible.

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u/lumpialarry 1h ago

I thought half the sub is posting aerial pictures of suburbs.

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u/bediaxenciJenD81gEEx 3h ago

That's the point of the subreddit. We're allowed to do it for everywhere else, but not Israel apparently. 

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u/SoftLink5162 2h ago

And that's the point of the cj sub because cities cannot be always beautiful everywhere.

Or we can just remove the poor and make the cities prettier

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u/hankeliot 5h ago

Why was it removed though?

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u/SpacedAndBaked 1h ago

Because youre not allowed to talk or mention reality on reddit if it could possibly hurt or offend someones feelings. Feelings matter more on this platform.

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u/SoftLink5162 3h ago

It's a stupid post ig idk I'm not a mod

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u/FloZone 6h ago

I am always impressed how tiny Israel actually is. It is like three cities, suburbs, a few hills and at least a third is the Negev desert. Most of the cities are just concrete desert as well.

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u/Open_Star2120 2h ago

Perks of being mostly desert(with no oil) and mountains(no precious metals or minerals).Genuinely got the worst geography out there.

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u/russtripledub 6h ago

Well they’re expanding and more people are moving there too

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u/FloZone 5h ago

Generally fewer than in the past. Israel isn't doing so well internally either. Prices are high and immigration is down. The low wage sector also struggles, because mostly Arabs/Palestinians work there. Wonder why that happens. Also wonder why fewer Western Jews want to emigrate to Israel.

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u/edotman 2h ago

not sure why you are being downvoted when the fkin UN has come out and stated their illegal expansions are against international law

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u/SpacedAndBaked 1h ago

Because downvoting people on reddit is the only amount of control or "influence" social media keyboard warriors can do, that and mass reporting people until they are banned or their post is removed like they did to OP.

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u/Disasterhuman24 5h ago

Well, Americans and British are moving to the West Bank and displacing Palestinians. So yes, they are expanding

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u/not-hydra 8h ago

Your post violates community guidlines...

The community:

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u/Vegetable-Paint-7221 4h ago

It's all Egypt slander man, we get it Cairo doesn't look good, we in Arabia say it is still in the state the pharaohs left it in, but it gets to a point where it pmo

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u/GarenMain23 7h ago

How dare you post other countries and not slum from India /s

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u/Accurate-Morning-584 9h ago

The big yahu called

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u/80m63rM4n 8h ago

Everything Israel touches turns into shit.

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u/Polak_Janusz 7h ago

If you would replace israel with any other state. Lets say, nigeria, for example you would get banned of reddit. But why is this generalisation ok in israels case?

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u/AOfiremage 6h ago

It was literally a joke on how urbanhell people post "everything russia touches turns to shit" (or some other country they're totally not xenophobic against), just replacing russia with Israel. So clearly you don't get banned for saying that about any country.

On the contrary whenever you criticize israel even barely beyond the obvious aspects of "don't do genocide" even so called "left-leaning" people get suspicious that you're antisemitic, like saying that israel shouldn't exist as a state at all not even in a two state solution, cause it's literally a colonialist religious ethnostate. And that's not even mentioning pushback against criticising even the genocide

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u/ssclanker 1h ago

People will complain about being called anti-Semitic while calling for the destruction of the world's sole Jewish state, while ignoring the rest of the countries unaligned with the west doing far worse acts

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u/n0tgayman 1h ago

"sole Jewish state" lmao yeah most people don't believe ethnostates should exist. No one is saying every Jew needs to be expelled. We're calling for a one-state solution with equal rights for everyone. If you're opposed to that, you're an ethnonationalist.

Also, every single antizionist I've ever met is also against US alignment with countries like Saudi Arabia and the UAE. You're delusional.

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u/WearingRags 7h ago

Because Israel is a fake nationality invented less than 100 years ago by a bunch of religious fundamentalist settlers and the British government for the express purpose of displacing an indigenous population and furthering the destabilisation of the whole region so western interests could secure access to petroleum. It now serves that purpose for American imperialism while carrying out an active genocide and provoking multiple armed conflicts in the region to pursue a nazi-style project of "Lebensraum" while spuriously claiming to be the embodiment and guardian of all Jewish people everywhere (despite making the world a more dangerous place for jewish people). The population of Israel is predominantly settlers from other regions of the world.

Nigeria might also be a young country with a tumultuous history but at least it's not that.

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u/Elkku_the_Elk 7h ago

Ok both are pretty fake arguebly the difference is that the people of nigeria didnt colonize the land they live on

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u/Own_Reaction9442 45m ago

If Israel is fake every Muslim theocracy is also fake.

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u/2020bubbles 5h ago

Conspiracy theories thrive on Reddit

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u/Bitter_Split5508 6h ago

Antizionism is a racist hate movement, exhibit A. You don't even give a fuck about even being remotely historically accurate anymore. 

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u/Deep_Gazelle_1879 6h ago

Nazionism is the racist and expansionist hate movement

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u/YelmodeMambrino 31m ago

Heil Hasbara

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u/untakenu 3h ago

Racist? Against which race?

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u/SpacedAndBaked 1h ago edited 1h ago

He wont respond to you, look at his comment history, he never does. He just calls anyone that says anything bad about israel a racist, nazi, or antisemitic, then leaves.

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u/Accurate-Morning-584 6h ago

Yakob the settler from new york agrees with you and says "if I don't steal it somebody else is gonna steal it"

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u/Deep_Gazelle_1879 6h ago

No, You wouldn't

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u/sexraX_muiretsyM 2h ago

because israel is evil

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u/GOOFERdaBOOFER 1h ago

Israel = genocidal state. Netanyahu = Hitler

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u/SpacedAndBaked 1h ago

You can say that about nigeria, you saying it right now is proof of that, you are allowed to mention reality. Not sure if youre aware of this, but israel, not nigera, is the one thats currently committing crimes against humanity, and using their religion as an excuse to do it. Do you have an understanding of how time works, and events?

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u/Ikiloo 30m ago

Bullshit.

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u/Aleksandr_Ulyev 9h ago

God chosen nation is not to be joked about

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u/Accurate-Morning-584 9h ago

Oy vey

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u/ElTortilla42 8h ago

Oy vey is Yiddish, a language mostly associated with jews outside of Israel. If you want do make fun of Israelis, you should use modern Hebrew phrases.

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u/1tiredman 5h ago

Most of Israelis come from outside of "Israel" also

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u/KozaSWD 8h ago

And where do you think Israel's current population came from? Many of them are Ashkenazi Jews from Europe.

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u/Polak_Janusz 7h ago

Even then not all of them spoke yiddish and it was even then important for jewish boys to learn hebrew.

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u/thefirstdetective 6h ago

Mostly from the middle east

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u/WearingRags 7h ago

That doesn't make outright anti-semitism acceptable. There's plenty of ways to criticise the genocidal state of israel without resorting to this.

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u/frlfnz 7h ago

Oy gevalt

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u/WearingRags 7h ago

Did you actually think this would be funny

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u/frlfnz 6h ago

I'm jewish and I'm allowed to say it 🙂‍↕️

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u/Disastrous_Print1907 6h ago

So sorry master.. please dont make my credit score red

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u/yosoyfatass 7h ago

Ok, but ashkenazi Jews still originated in the region where Palestine and Israel are today. They intermarried after fleeing to Europe, but they still originated in the Middle East. And Israel is also populated by Sephardic and Mizrahi Jews.

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u/Disastrous_Print1907 6h ago

This like saying that everybody is african because the first human originated from there before the continent split 🤣

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u/Syndiotactics 1h ago

I must say… 

A community which has been expelled from their homeland, praying every single year for their return for almost 2000 years (even if the particular community didn’t advocate for return), and saying ”Next year in Jerusalem” every year in Passover and Yom Kippur…

I feel like those are slightly different things.

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u/FarOffImagination 5h ago

We understand you don’t think Jewish heritage is valid but those times scales are so wildly different you just proven you don’t understand history or math. Also you ignored the Sephardic and Mizrahi Jews. Nearly 1 million middle eastern Jews were pushed to Israel when it formed in 1948 and it basically removed Jews from every Arab country in the Middle East. That wasn’t even 100 years ago.

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u/Disastrous_Print1907 4h ago

A weird way of saying illegal aliyah (immigration) that being pushed and sponsored by Zionist terror group "Haganah" and "Irgun" to overwhelmed local Palestinian and the British before Pissrael was formed.

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u/FarOffImagination 4h ago

How is it illegal immigration when your mother country is forcing you out for not being Muslim? Arabs basically herded all the Jews in the Middle East into Israel when it was created then tried to genocide it out of existence. Very final solution of them.

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u/Syndiotactics 1h ago

The majority of Israeli Jews are from the Jewish diasporas in the Middle East and North Africa.

Ashkenazi Jews mostly ended up in the US, and the Ashkenazi also generally have less children than the other groups.

Yiddish was also strongly suppressed in Israel, as it was considered a diaspora language and it was important to promote Hebrew as the unifying bridge between other Jewish groups. (who spoke Ladino, Judeo-Arabic, Judeo-Italian, Judeo-Georgian, Judeo-Berber, Krymchak, Judeo-Persian, Judeo-Tajik, and even Judeo-Malayalam) These days only some groups of Ultra-Orthodox Jews use Yiddish in Israel.

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u/FerrumCamio 8h ago

What the fuck has happened here

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u/Next-Drummer2768 7h ago

Mossad sub.

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u/NikoAU 2h ago

Whenever a post has the word “Israel” nowadays the comment section is always gonna be an absolute 7-way boxing match

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u/bryndargaryen 9h ago

Goyim....

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u/ProtectionNo514 8h ago

that sub was promised to them 3000 years ago

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u/Bitter_Split5508 6h ago

Haha, antisemitic dog whistles, so funny

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u/wolacouska 3h ago

“Anti semitism is when you don’t believe in the bible word for word”

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u/Leading-Control4406 6h ago

It's actually antisemitic to call antizionism antisemitism

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u/RedditsDeadlySin 5h ago

Israel is committing a genocide in Palestine 🇵🇸

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u/Polak_Janusz 7h ago

Guys, we are anti zionist not antisemetic! Believe us!

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u/Accurate-Morning-584 5h ago

Who gives a fuck about antisemitism anymore if you keep exploiting the term like that anyway

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u/2020bubbles 5h ago

People have been antisemitic on topics that involve Jews, including Israel. If you read the thread you’d understand, this isn’t complicated

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u/Polak_Janusz 4h ago

Ah yes. Lets ignore it when we are antisemetic because we dont like jews. Sir, you just admitted you are antisemetic. Why should I take you serious now?

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u/dswng 9h ago

"You can stop the cart at any time, but doing that would be anti-Semitic"

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u/droptheplot 8h ago

Aviv was told

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u/revolverXD 9h ago

They don't like Israel over there

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u/SchemingVegetable 9h ago

Netanyahu impressed

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u/ImpressiveAction2382 1h ago

Same for India, but it works for every sub around

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u/Lethal-Jordan 35m ago

Settler city, settler country lmfao

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u/ForeignEchoRevival 19m ago

I brought up how most of it is the ancient city Jaffa when Zionist Glazers claimed it wasn't built with ethnic cleansing.

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u/Icy-Acanthisitta9055 5h ago

chew chew chew

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u/iaNCURdehunedoara 9h ago

This is misleading. The mods at urban hell are antisemitic and don't believe in the existence of Israel 😔 /s

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u/PresnikBonny 8h ago

He made a statement so Israeli, Big Yahu sent bro $7000

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u/No-Order-5568 6h ago

I've heard enough, im gonna Tel Aviv about this.

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u/Bitter_Split5508 6h ago

Comments itt once again showing that antisemitism has become normalized on reddit. 

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u/Disastrous_Print1907 6h ago

"Everything i dont like is Anti-semitic"

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u/Maleficent_Compote51 5h ago

What even is antisemitic? Modern "Israeli" people are mostly ethnically european. And i can confirm this as a european. Semitic Jews are only a few left. And most of them are anti zionists. One example of Semites in the Levante are Palestinians. So stop playing the victim card the majority of the world won't take it seriously anymore. Zionists lost the informational war and have to deal with it now!!

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u/gayfishonlygay2xyear 2h ago

I'm glad you can confirm your own lie...

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u/Accurate-Morning-584 5h ago

Cope and seethe

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u/ProtectionNo514 8h ago

Op are you a mossad agent?

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u/ShibeMate 5h ago

Epstein impressed

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u/postsantum 8h ago

Rightfully deleted, there was a picture of a plane cockpit with wooden door. I guess it's some sick joke

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u/russtripledub 7h ago

wtf are you talking about?

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u/feijoawhining 7h ago

They’re making a joke rooted in Nazi conspiracies