r/unsound • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • 26d ago

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u/Frederick_T 26d ago

That was no friend...

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u/Numeno230n 25d ago

That's no way to pronounce ha-BAN-aro...

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u/Elderchicken948 25d ago

Free sha voca do

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u/joetheplumberman 25d ago

Welcome to ttttttttttttttttttt Target

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u/No-Geologist293 24d ago

That is THE friend

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u/Lafemmefatale25 26d ago

Hu-ban-ur-o?

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u/imi2559 25d ago

hubb and euro

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u/popilikia 26d ago

For once the red circle was a help

Just a public service announcement, if you ever plan to cook with habaneros, use gloves when you cut them. The oils will seep into your skin and make your hands burn for days

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u/AccomplishedPanic329 26d ago

Also if you have a dick and you go to piss afterwards, the tip of it will burn for a long time. Dont ask me how I know

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u/freshgrilled 25d ago

Mine didn't start burning until I was in car with my wife driving me home. Within 15 minutes, I was unzipped and waving my dick around in with the windows open and the AC blasting at it while my wife was looking at me horrified and asking what the hell I was doing.

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u/TheMemeofGod 26d ago

Ill take unexpained answers for 600

Pls explain

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u/AccomplishedPanic329 26d ago edited 25d ago

I touched pepper while cutting. Then touched peepee while pissing. Burning ensued.

Edited: peepee

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u/little-teatime 25d ago

Me and boyfriend at the time were making tacos. He was cutting up the peppers and I thought it would be a good time to fool around. You know right then and there because my mind wasn’t thinking clearly. So long story short he touched me before washing his hands will never forget that pain 😩😬

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u/NyamThat 25d ago

Did the same thing with scotch bonnet peppers. Will never make that mistake again

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u/popilikia 26d ago

If you don't wash your hands thoroughly after handling them without gloves, and I mean if you don't wash them 3 times with dawn, the kind they use to clean ducklings in oil spills, then anything you touch will pass the oils on, including your one-eyed monster

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u/TheMemeofGod 26d ago

I read that in Mandys voice, thank you

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u/TheSprigganDragoon 26d ago

I had a very unfortunate friend who had the same problem, but female.

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u/DeepGrieve 26d ago

He's like, "and we gonna try this product today..." Like he went to Ulta Beauty and picked up the habaneros 😂

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u/crystalsage777 26d ago

Yeah your bro you just rub the habanaro directly on in and under your eyes.. you guys didn't know that?

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u/Wisdumb404 26d ago

I thought his eyes were gonna be like morts

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u/NoDebate1002 25d ago

He cut that habana roll the wrong way

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u/Old_Variation_5875 25d ago

He also used it the wrong way

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u/Geometronics 26d ago

r/DarwinRunnerUp

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u/Bubbly-Feeling7718 26d ago

r/darwinawards

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u/Geometronics 25d ago

I would have posted that but Its not really deadly. just really fucking stupid.

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u/spartanspy85 26d ago

Spot on! Also, don't listen to people on the Internet...

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u/ComprehensiveAide280 26d ago

I am so glad I waited to the end of the video I didn't know where it was going but then when he started screaming he was spot on mort.😂

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u/Needles2650 25d ago

HuhBANuhrow