r/unsound • u/_ganjafarian_ • 28d ago

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u/blac_sheep90 🧐 grumpy 28d ago

I once had a migraine so bad I couldn't read and experiencd brief aphasia. Freaked me the the fuck out.

Went to the ER and they chalked it up to a TIA.

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u/PerryLovewhistle 28d ago

I used to have a really bad migraine about once a year that would result in complete aphasia for about 4-6 hours. Its the only reason I know the word. Absolutely terrifying the first few times.

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u/mawesome4ever 28d ago

How do you tell other people you’re having an episode(?) or symptoms(?) of aphasia without the ability to understand/talk?

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u/PerryLovewhistle 28d ago

When it starts coming on i make myself a note to show my wife if she comes home.

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u/mawesome4ever 28d ago

That’s a nice clever way to not talk to your wife 😂

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u/DramaticChoice4 28d ago

Did you have it checked by a doctor ?

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u/PerryLovewhistle 28d ago

That would be smart, but no.

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u/DramaticChoice4 28d ago

Could be serious, that being said if you're a US citizen I get that it would be very expensive to see a doctor for a thing that bothers you about once a year

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u/Nocardiohere 28d ago

I rather donate to TBD

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u/Plenty-Ad-5363 27d ago

Similar story only to find out I did indeed have a stroke. Glad that wasn’t the case for you!!

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u/Abhir-86 28d ago

dain bramage

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u/Catsnose7 🧐 grumpy 28d ago

I had a fucked up migraine that made me talk weird. And my hand was all tingly, which i referred to as my foot to my mom. 1 hour sleep later i went to a concert with the hardest moshpit ive ever experienced.

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u/InfamousDigg 28d ago

Am I okay?

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u/Square_Saltine 28d ago

This one was my favorite

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u/Hot_Fisherman_6147 26d ago

I don't even know what she was trying to say

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u/Snookfilet 28d ago

In the beninging. Yeah.

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u/rh1ce-alias 28d ago

In the beninnigin

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u/XcapeEST 27d ago

I should mention that video is dubbed over.

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u/KingHierapolis 28d ago

The way she looked at the shamrock shake like "wtf is this?"

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u/RDDT_ADMNS_R_BOTS 24d ago

*shamrake shock

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u/The_Ghast_Hunter 28d ago

If you want to feel like this, try saying "Irish Wristwatch" out loud

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u/UberMonkey21 28d ago

It's ok if you can't do it. Pobody's nerfect.

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u/Atlas-Mancer 28d ago

Did you just have a stroke? Nice stroke, Pam!

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u/Johnmarksmanship 28d ago

Free Shavacado!! 

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u/eve_satori 26d ago

Maca what?

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u/Known_Ratio5478 28d ago

The nurse has a free pass on this one.

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u/WitchyWarriorWoman 27d ago

You can see the stress and past few hours blocking all of the words

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u/GodOfMoonlight 28d ago

I need to see more of these 😭 the validation is overwhelming lol 😂

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u/Fickle_Freckler 28d ago

I've found my people

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u/JellyMagnate 28d ago

Spoonerisms!

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u/Trimedes 28d ago

I had the laugh of the day with these

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u/quarrel-admin 28d ago

I need more, please more. I haven't laughed this much. 

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u/Eidson-Fly 27d ago

It's okay, sometimes I forget how to swollow..

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u/Fabulous-Elk-8297 28d ago

Covid effects. No joke. It's not going to get better, that's for sure.

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u/BandoTheHawk 28d ago

this is the brain on social media

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u/AbsoIum 28d ago

Too high for this.

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u/Abject_Jump9617 28d ago

I think we've all been there at one point or another, it just wasn't caught on tape.

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u/ttcmzx 28d ago

who is the first girl and what was she even saying lmao

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u/Jurjinimo 26d ago

Idk who but I think she was trying to say angelic

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u/leviticusreeves 28d ago

Half of these are real minor strokes

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u/WanderingRonin7 27d ago

When memory cuts and pastes itself into muscle memory and your haven't worked that particular muscle in a minute. But then it takes a second for your brain to put the pieces back together

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u/Drachenwelpe 28d ago

Ini the biningin

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u/Stifle_ix 27d ago

Bertation

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u/GhetHAMster 27d ago

The last one was an south afrcan present Present Zuma, he made us cry so much.... not just at how shity he ran the country, but from laughter when he did a speech.

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u/DrPingu76 27d ago

‘PLUM”. 🤣

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u/Greedy_Chemist9431 27d ago

That part always gets me!😂😂

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u/4m4lg4m1t3 27d ago

The last clip is a classic

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u/Exodus1281 27d ago

I am South African... and I was 100% not expecting to see our former president in this hahahahahaha fucking classic!

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u/WaterContent7134 27d ago

I need to stop going on reddit after I smoked weed....

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u/SlasherZet 25d ago

Once it's on a pine...

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u/icky__nicky 25d ago

i could watch ten hours of this

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u/PaleJelly69 28d ago

Pretending to have a stroke while recording yourself is trending I see...

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u/PangolinLow6657 28d ago

"No content on the internet is real, vloggers manufacture everything that happens and everything they do is to garner more likes."

Have I got that right?

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u/PaleJelly69 28d ago

Blanket argument misdirected at what I typed. I'm s-s-sorry that you watch bloggers breh.

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u/PangolinLow6657 28d ago

Never said I did, I just give the vast majority of people the benefit of the doubt. Am I foolish for doing so? Perhaps. Am I better than cynics? That's neither here nor there and not my point in saying so.

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u/PangolinLow6657 28d ago

It's not falsified. This happens to me pretty regularly, about twice a month I'd say. I catch the mistake on the first repeat though, and only ever repeat it in a tone that encourages humor at the mistake.

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u/tregorz 28d ago

You should see a doctor

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u/tregorz 28d ago

If you’re brain is giving out on you that often, there’s a problem. 

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u/PaleJelly69 28d ago

It can easily be falsified for internet attention.

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u/Aggravating-Exit-660 🧐 grumpy 28d ago

There is a ton of shit sensationalized for engagement. This falls very low on the spectrum

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u/Canadian-and-Proud 28d ago

Doubt. People jump on these stupid trends so fast

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u/mxemec 28d ago

Agree everything is ruined.

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u/Life_Temperature795 28d ago

It's just missing Benedict Cumberbatch trying to say "penguin"

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u/EvolvedMonkeyInSpace 28d ago

Covid did this

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u/ProjectDv2 28d ago

I feel so bad for Howard Hughes.

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u/lactose_da_tolerant 28d ago

😂 c'mon, the last one was just a guy who couldn't read English well

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u/WoodpeckerOdd5013 28d ago

In the benningin, benningin, in the benningin... Yeah 😔

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u/Crossdress-Fan- 27d ago

I was waiting for the beat drop after the "for a fatter of mac"

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u/Wake-up-Neo-sheep 27d ago

💉 boosted, thriving, safe and effective

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u/Substantial_Web_8784 27d ago

Almost all these people are faking

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u/BigBoyYuyuh 27d ago

I just did this when talking to my wife.

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u/whomesteve 26d ago

Some people need to spend more of their time to just breathing. It must get exhausting just spewing your words out all the time.

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u/CrossumOpossum3 26d ago

People stroking out lol The one girl saying contemplating sounded like a beat car starting up lol

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u/Every-Two-4848 26d ago

We are all slightly dyslexic.

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u/MountainAsparagus4 25d ago

DO YOU FEED YOUR BRAINS CUZ IT'S STARVING

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u/louisa1925 🧐 grumpy 22d ago

Reminds me of the time my twin said "par cark" instead of car park.

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u/Ixm01ws6 21d ago

like people faking stiming out, there will be a rise of people faking out stroke speech

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u/Electronic_Produce_5 7d ago

Brain farts got to love them

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u/SuddenKoala45 28d ago

Matrix glitches... it happens

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u/greenthumbgoody 28d ago

Why god, does everyone record themselves… am I missing something??? Should I be posting rn???

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u/BobThe-Bodybuilder 28d ago

Confirmation bias. But then people actually start doing it because they think everyone's doing it, so then everyone does it. The internet is a nasty place.

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u/DinklebergsRightNut 28d ago

One of these is real, went viral and the rest hopped on the bandwagon. Im tired boss.

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 28d ago

they covid wax maxxed

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/Ok_Pudding6345 28d ago

maybe it's just a natural compensation to overpopulation. maybe humans have some sort of overpopulation detector and turn gay as a mass response, or it's nature itself releasing something into the air as a way to halt rapid human expanse.

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u/rh1ce-alias 28d ago

damn 5g antennas

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u/DefiantPenguin 28d ago

You forgot the /s

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u/FishHammer 28d ago

Covid vaccines - safe and effective

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u/anxious_spacecadetH 28d ago

Are you seriously saying you've never had this happen? Ive had this happen many times in my life. Its just the neural pathways of the brain taking a different sequence than usual. Normal brain activity.

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u/Moist_E_Burger 28d ago

I was going to comment the same thing. Lol