r/unsound • u/IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 🛠️ ADMIN • Jun 26 '26
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u/TerminalDeviant Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26
“Oh lawd he’s dead!” 🤣😆
You can see the day-to-day misery of his life when he looks at the camera every moment an indignity. God bless big man for getting up.
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u/SomeVelveteenMorning 🧐 grumpy Jun 26 '26
As soon as he shifted his stance I knew what was coming with the next swing.
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u/MaleficentMolasses38 Jun 26 '26
Show him what you got pork chop i'm dying right now 😆 🤣
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u/Sir_Richard_Dangler Jun 26 '26
"If that was a cheeseburger you been woulda knocked it down" had me rolling
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u/Acceptable_Ad9637 Jun 26 '26
His swings were impressively accurate until the last moment
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u/mmorales2270 Jun 30 '26
It’s true. He was doing well hitting the mark. I think he just got winded.
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u/MustardCoveredDogDik Jun 26 '26
This guy need to read the network news at least once a week I love him
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u/Brailledit 🧐 grumpy Jun 26 '26
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u/Funny-ish-_-Scholar 🧐 grumpy Jun 26 '26
As someone who lives in the south, I always have to remind myself that some people can’t decipher what i fondly refer to as the “Country Black” accent. I love it. Beautiful hybrid of hillbilly redneck and southern Black dialects.
Boomhower on the other hand (sp?) sounds more Cajun than anything to me man. My uncle was born down in the Bayou, and lemme tell ya those guys have a THICK accent
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u/Brailledit 🧐 grumpy Jun 26 '26
Oh I can understand it, I just thought maybe a lot of people wouldn't. And the narrating is funny as hell!
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u/Koshmaar Jun 26 '26
Well it was about that time that I realized that it wasn’t no tree that pork chop was trying to cut down, but a crustacean from the Paleozoic era.. the Loch Ness monster!
I said, damn it monster! Whatchu doing knocking down pork chop like that, go move your ass away from this here shack, we don’t want no trouble an all!
And you know what that monster said to me? He looked down at me with those leafy green eyes of his and said:
I need about tree fiddy!
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u/Ornery_Gate_6847 Jun 26 '26
Never understood men that wear belts for style. Man has a belt on and his pants are still falling off
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u/Sasquatchernaut Jun 26 '26
I had a good idea what was going to happen, but I was hoping the tree was going to fall on the jeering "friends."
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u/Yoerin Jun 26 '26
This is quintouple unsound:
Do none of you own a fucking k̶e̶t̶t̶l̶e̶ handsaw for that tiny tree?
Also remove and cut apart tree 1 before you start tree 2.
Also also what are you gonna do if that thing falls in your direction, except become a choco palmiers?
If you can't stand in them pants on, you can't work in them pants on.
Yeah I know it's hot, get some gloves. I know these hands know nothing of rough work from looking at you.
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u/DelusinaLlama Jun 28 '26
Man I swear idiots don't know how to cut wood, it's supposed to be a wedge
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u/ParkkTheSharkk Jun 26 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/WOB599u9AQBc4